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llusion was, what they were trying to sell. He was behind the Russia collusion and he's good friends with the heads of, I think, three different heads of the CIA, past heads. Now come on. Now the other thing that's bugging me a little bit, but because of my current situation I'll probably go easy on it. But isn't it true that we were happy when Bin Laden got killed? Is that not true? And the reas…

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er the treatments are over, I just wait a few weeks to see if it worked. And that will be a very long few weeks because if it doesn't work and I don't get back any mobility, my life will be quite different and probably a lot shorter. Mhm. Yeah. You can stop asking that question, explicit damage. Yeah.

I will find out about the blue thing today. So my oncologist will be stopping by in an hour. It also causes constipation. Terrific. Everything does. But in theory it would only be around the time that it happened. Oh, I don't look good, but thanks for saying that. Yep. There's a reason I have an elevator. I probably don't need the elevator because I could just live downstairs, but everything I need is downstairs. I don't have to use my office or my master bedroom.

Qualified to be a parent. Well, I defend him as a parent. So this is the longest I've gone in a long time without marijuana. Long time. I had the weirdest dream this morning. So one of the nurses here is a young man who's got big, sort of unusually curly fluffy hair. And he also, most of the nurses are wearing masks. Believe it or not, most of them were wearing masks. And I got awakened from a sound sleep to what I thought was an alien abduction. I literally thought aliens were abducting me. I'm like, "Oh god, aliens. Why is this alien abducting me?" And there were like three of them around my bed. I'm like, "Oh no, aliens."

Biggest mistake was what? Man, I wish I could read your comments. Double mask fentanyl. Yeah. So Trump is now listing fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction. Bitcoin, I don't remember that. I can't read the rest of your comment. I only can read the first four words. Fast destruction. You should add meth to that. McDonald book review. What about it? Well, Greta, glad you checked in. They were going to have dinner with the Obamas on the day they were killed. Same day.

Just slow down the commenting. You can comment at any speed you like. Yeah, I'll have all the help I need. It just has to be organized. They have a pretty advanced industry, so I can get the equipment and the helpers I need round the clock if I need it. If I need it. Suit of smurfers. He was working for the Obamas, was he? DMT. I haven't. Well, I thought about it, but.

So my cats have a new friend. They've got a dog that's staying with them. Boy, do they love that dog. No, I don't want my medical staff to think too much about my other life. Fixed your life. Your dinner with Hillary. That's funny. Yeah, I think the cat is using the dog as a toy. No, surgery is not really an option in my case because I'm not going to get into it, but it's not an option in my case.

Work on money laundering could be big. The Amazon delivery guy stole a cat. Jeez, I helped you with your sneezing. You only need a million dollars more and then you can go full time. We'll see. Siamese. You have rarely had an occasional scotch. Okay. That's just the lighting. Tide scammers. What's that? They're reading the dogs. I approved your mind. Good.

I did not have coffee this morning. Four years without booze. Wow. Congratulations. Three years sober. Five years. Wow. Good for you. Twenty eight thousand live viewers. You know, I kind of enjoy the ambulance rides in the morning because I've got five days of ambulance rides. Two more. One today, one tomorrow. Oh, I'm glad I've helped you. Six hundred forty on Locals. You can see that I can't see that in my app.

My beloved, will I be home next week? Don't know. Don't know if I'll ever be home, but that is the goal. I'll call it forty days. Good for you. Okay. Can you stop talking about Birdcoin? Whoever is talking about Birdcoin over and over and over again, can you please change the subject? Oh my god. Can you please change the subject? Please, please.

You'll be home for Christmas. Yeah, you know the vape pens don't do anything. Stop talking about Birdcoin. All right, I might have to turn this off. Clients have been using Reframe Your Brain. Really good. Just go local. Maybe I think you could only see what I see if you're, oh my god. I'm on an app that sees all the apps, but if you're only on one of the apps, you would only see your own comments. Locals is the only place to be.

All right, I'm not going to stay too much longer. I've got some visitors coming. Rumble shows you all three commen

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ts. Looks like most of the comments are on Locals and YouTube. Can driver swing by Starbucks. Yeah, it does seem like, well, you know what it is? I think the phone app seems to be the best platform. So maybe I'll do something different when I get back. If I get back. Oh, I have family members caring for the cats. Your wife will read my books now. Tell your wife it'll change your life. I helped yo…

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