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Back to episode — Episode 3047 ChatWSA 12/19/25

Well, let's see what happens today. Coming to you from my hospital bed. Good morning, everybody. Stream on in here. I think I'll have breakfast coming in half an hour or so. So we've got a little bit of time to catch up on the news. You want to catch up on the news?

Well, I think we should do the simultaneous sip. There might not be coffee involved, but I do have the simultaneous sip this morning. Yeah, I think I've got the cough mastered. Well, we'll see. Good morning, Marcela. Eric Rammy. Boy, you're all very fast. Coughing with Scott Adams was kind of funny. You have to admit that was kind of funny. Yeah, Greg Biffle. I never heard of Greg Biffle. Is that somebody you knew? Had you all heard the name Greg Biffle before?

That's got to be pretty bad to go down in your plane and know you've got your whole family with you. That's got to be about the worst way to go. Good morning. Come on in here. All right. Well, are you ready? It won't be coffee in my case because I don't have breakfast yet. But oh, thank you. Yep. He was a hero. Used his helicopter to help flood victims. That is correct. Michael is here. Finally. Similar family helicopter. I don't know.

All right, you ready? If you'd like to enjoy the simultaneous sip, all you need is to get ready: a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a sugar flask, a vessel of any kin

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d. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee, but I'm having water. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. That was a pretty good sip. That was a good sip. Well, in theory, today will be my last day in the hospital. So they might watch me for one more day because…

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