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Back to episode — Episode 3052 CWSA 12/24/25

Good morning. Happy Christmas Eve. Jump on in here. I'm doing a lozenge. You all look happy. At last in the comments. I love you too. Great to see you everybody.

All right, we're gonna get ready for your comments. Now, you know what the best thing to do today is? The best thing to do today is to be wrapped in your presence while you're listening to this live stream.

So I'm having a kind of a serious asthma problem this morning. So I can't promise how long I'll be able to go. But if I have to bail out early, I'm going to turn the sound off so I can cough without bothering you. And we're just going to hang out. And then maybe I'll come back in, maybe I won't. But today's hanging out, okay?

So you can just put me on a device and I'll just be in your living room or wherever the hell you are. And I may or may not be able to talk, but we'll hang out. We'll do the best we can.

Okay, we got comments working. We're definitely going to do the simultaneous sip because I know that's why you're here. Just got to fix this a little bit. A little bette

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r angle. There we go. Well, what do you think you need for that? Copper mug or a glass or tankard or shells of SL canteen jug or flask, a vessel of a kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. That happens now. You know I could feel…

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