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sn't even started without firing a shot. Is it possible? Yes, it's actually possible that he could scare Maduro by being so convincingly scary that Maduro said, "Oh I'm going to be, you know, I got no options left. I better get out of here." That is very very very possible but I would still bet against it because yeah I would bet against it. So one of the things that you could imagine Trump negot…

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that? I'm ready for breakfast whenever. No, no, I'm still live streaming. But I told them I'd just hang out with them until I got breakfast because I know some of you are feeling a little lonely today, aren't you? Is anybody feeling lonely in the holidays? Well, I'm here. Your bagel is toasted. Back in your car and add it to your daughters. Nice.

Yeah, the steroids probably are helping, but I don't know what it would be like if I were not on them. Show me your hands. Why your hands? You're not lonely. You're overwhelmed. Yeah, people are pretty busy today. Oh, I just realized I just realized I have a healthcare worker who's going to stop by pretty

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soon. So I do need to take my leave cuz I got to eat before a health care worker shows up and gives me a sponge bath. Some nice man is going to sponge bath me today. If that's what it's called. Oh, your friends have tests. Bummer. All right, everybody. Get ready for Christmas. Next time I see you, probably will be Christmas. Hope you enjoyed the show. Go say goodbye for now. Bye for now.

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