Merry Christmas everybody. Come on in. Come on in. We're going to hang out a little bit, just in case your Christmas needed a little extra or in case you were hanging out by yourself. You don't have to. You can hang out with us.

Let me make sure I can see your comments. Yes, I can. Excellent. Excellent. Come on in. We will do the special Christmas simultaneous sip just as soon as enough of you get in here. It's going to be epic.

How many of you assumed I would be wearing a Christmas hat? A little bit unpredictable. The wise men have come. Send them in my house. I need some wise men. Very wise. A good morning. Good morning.

All right. Are you ready for the simultaneous sip? All you need is a copper mug or a glass, tankard, chalice, or stein, a canteen, jug, or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

Could you smell the simultaneity? I could.

So what do you want to do this morning