ul gift. Who gave you that? Uh, no wonder. Yep. That's a good gift giver.

And why don't you give back? I'm sorry. I'll shut up. Hey, what time do we eat? Does anybody know what time we eat? Oh god. Oh no. I was hoping that relative wouldn't come. Oh, who invited that one? Oh my goodness. Oh, everything looked good until that one relative started coming up the driveway. But we'll just pretend that we don't know who drank all the eggnog. Yeah. Hey people, where's all the eggnog?

All right. How was that? Did that feel like I was in your living room just bugging you when you're opening your packages?

All right. Well, let me give a special shout out today to one of our members who makes clips of my show and does a really, really good job of it. So good that President Trump yesterday reposted it on Truth. So I'm talking about Jay Plemons. If you're not following him, you should on X because he does these most excellent clips. He's really good at figuring out what is a good clip and also adding the text and the other features to make it a really good clip. So apparently he did so well that the president of the United States said, "Huh, I think I'll repost that." So congratulations, Jay Plemons. That must be an excellent Christmas gift, doesn't it? That must have made you so excited. I hope you were telling all your family. But you earned it. Excellent work.

Well, gosh, I'm not even sure I feel like talking about the news. I've got notes, but it might be like that boring uncle who doesn't have any conversation skills, so they just talk about what's in the news. That would be me.

But did you know, this is an old story but I'm going to tie it into something. Did you know that the census was error-prone? And those errors tended, not completely but they tended to lean in one direction, which is to undercount conservatives and overcount Democrats. And the result is that Democ