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talent at all. They have an Eric Swalwell and we've got something. I'm running out of names. Yeah, they have a Jasmine Crockett. So but even if you didn't like Ted Cruz, you're smarter than most of them, right? We've got a Ted Cruz and they've got some lying weasels. They have most of the fraud. Now I will give them Mark Cuban because I think he has a real brain. But he doesn't, he's not really u…

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s problem. And I would argue that's true. Has to be well managed. Jake Tapper. Laura Loomer. Yeah, Laura Loomer is in her own category. You could have whatever opinion you want about her, but she kind of stands alone. There's not two Laura Loomers. We have Mark Levin. I don't know if Mark Levin fits into this model or not. He's kind of his own guy. I mean obviously he's right-leaning, but I wouldn't put him in the same conversation as the others. They do have Jon Stewart, but he can't make a dent. Oh, we have Scott Jennings, right? We have Scott Jennings and they have Jasmine Crockett. Again. Not close. Those are not close. They have Rosie O'Donnell and Lincoln Project. All right, that's enough of this.

Has everybody opened their presents yet? Are you opening your presents? Yeah, we have a Caroline Leavitt and they had that weird one. Again. Not even close. Oh, we have Nicki Minaj, I guess. I wouldn't count that one. All right, who else is having a delicious meal soon? I'm just hanging out with you now. Yeah, we have Roseanne and they have I don't know what they have. Adam Schiff. Adam Schiff. Yeah, we have Adam Carolla and they have Adam Schiff again. Not even close. I'll take Adam Carolla every time.

So we have Dr. Drew and they have everybody who lied to us about the pandemic. I wouldn't say we have Dr. Drew. I also think he would be considered an independent. But you know what I mean. You do have me. You totally have me. They used to have RFK Jr. Now we have RFK Jr. again. RFK Jr. is not a creature of the right. He just happens to be smart enough to know how to work productively with the right, which is a superpower. Yep. We have Gutfeld. They don't. Absolutely.

Speaking of Greg, merry Christmas, Greg, if you're listening. All right, I'm tempted to sign off, but on the other hand, I'm tempted to just hang out. So I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll hang out for another five minutes. Okay? So that it doesn't seem abrupt. Another five minutes and then get back to what you were doing. Oh yeah. We have Tulsi. They don't.

All right, people. I think we're winding down a little bit. Got family stuff to do. You won't miss anything if you leave now. We did all the good stuff already. We have Scott Bessent. Good one. And they have, we don't know. They have that too

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late guy. Yep. We have Scott Bessent. All right, people. I'm gonna take my leave. I feel sad. I feel sad to be signing you off because I already miss you. That's actually literally true. As soon as I sign off, I'm going to feel like I miss you. Yeah, we have Scott Bessent and they have Paul Krugman. Perfect. Perfect way to end. All right, everybody. Stay dry. Stay cool. See you tomorrow. Oh no,…

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