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Come on in. And while you’re streaming in, this would be a perfect time to remind you why you’re here. You’re here for the simultaneous sip, and all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein or a jug or a flask or a vessel. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes ev…