lly a Russian flagship or if they changed it to a Russian flagship, but if he gets away with this, if that tanker captain actually pulls it off and gets away, that is going to be the coolest criminal thing I've seen this year. So I'm trying not to root for the other team, but he's a ballsy captain.

All right. Well, good luck, Captain.

So here's some good news. Lee Zeldin is reporting that the Trump EPA just completed a risk evaluation of, and I think I'll be pronouncing this right, it's spelled P-H-T-H-A-L-A-T-E-S. So obviously that would be pronounced phthalates. I think I nailed that right. So apparently the chemicals are going to be banned because they're bad for you. Lee Zeldin says the MA activists were right and the Trump EPA strongly agrees that exposures in certain settings exceed safe levels and could cause endocrine disruptions. So if I could give you any advice, it would go like this: stay away from the phthalates.

All right. Now I try to be useful. So here I am teaching you how to pronounce this difficult-to-pronounce word one more time. It's pronounced flatties. Yeah, that's a word. But good job, Trump administration. I like the fact that RFK Jr. is leading the do-science-better push. So this is one of many things in which the gold standard of science will be appl