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Back to episode — Episode 3064 CWSA 01/06/26

Good morning. Come on in. Always good to see you.

If I sound like I'm slurring my speech, I am. I've got a little bit of paralysis on one side, and also my meds make me so dehydrated that I can barely move my tongue. So forgive me for that, please, and prepare for the simultaneous sip. This is coming up once we get a thousand people, which will happen very quickly. Make sure you have your beverage.

All right, 1,0

Context —

00 people, it's time. I know why you're here. You're here for the simultaneous sip. All you need is a cup or mug or a glass, a tanker, a shell for a sign, a kine, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.…

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