Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
Scott Adams Philosophy Archive
Search ideas
Episodes Episode #3065 Segments
Opening General Commentary

Back to episode — Episode 3065 CWSA 01/07/26

Good morning.

Oh, my voice is terrible this morning, but maybe it'll get better.

Well, come on in and grab a seat. As soon as there are a thousand of you beautiful people, we're going to do this simultaneously. You wouldn't miss it.

All right, just about there. One thousand.

All right, let's do this, people. K

Context —

ick it off. I know why you're here. You're here for the summer sip. All you need is a copper mug or glass, stein, or chalice, a canteen, jug, or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. So good. So goo…

Next segment → →