The funniest thing that happened at the riots today, and there are quite a few candidates for the funniest thing that happened, is did you see Alex Jones? The funniest. Like Alex Jones somehow got an armored vehicle with a loudspeaker on it and it looked like it was, I don't know, a Hummer that had been outfitted with some kind of armor. So Alex Jones drives into the middle of the protest, not sure which city it was, definitely matters because all the cities the protests are looking pretty similar, but he drives into the middle of it and he's sort of trapped in traffic with everybody else. He's on the loudspeaker saying, "People, we're all in it together. We're all in the same spot." And Antifa and the other protesters are just destroying his ass, destroying his armored vehicle. They're throwing bricks at it. They're breaking windows. He's just, "We're all on the same side."

If you can say what you want about Alex Jones, I will welcome you to your own individual opinion and InfoWars. Alex Jones, I know he's polarizing. But there's one thing you can't take away from the man: he knows how to do marketing. That was the most clever, ballsy marketing I've ever seen because you're all gonna go look for that video now. It's frickin' hilarious. "People, we're all in it together." And they're just attacking him. They're ripping up his armor. Alex Jones for the win on marketing. That was the funniest thing today.