Bah-bah-bah, pop all boom. Hey everybody, you're probably wondering where the heck have I been. I'm five minutes late, but you know, one of the great things about working for yourself and one of the great things about not working for money, you don't really have to show up on time. Your boss will not fire you. If you ever have a chance to have a job that doesn't require having a boss, you should run for that. Run toward it.

But I know what you want. I know why you're here. I think it has something to do with coffee with Scott Adams and the simultaneous sip. And today I'll be taking the simultaneous sip from my new coffee mug, which arrived in the mail anonymously from