Hey, where is everybody? Tom, get in here. You're the fastest one. Andrew, Unix, Rab, Mathias, Andy, Barry, and Deep Southern, come on in here. Hey, Juju, and I don't know what that name is, and somebody with a bikini, and Joe. And all right, give me a heart.

As you might have already noticed, I was not doing Periscope this morning. I'm in a different time zone doing some press for the paperback edition of Win Bigly. So if you don't have Win Bigly yet, you don't know what everybody's talking about. I feel sorry for you if you haven't read Win Bigly. But on the other end, you are very clever to wait because if you waited you can buy the paperback edition and it's lighter to carry on the plane. So pick that up. Do me a favor.

All right. Somebody said I just interrupted them from watching the video of Ben Shapiro and I talking. By the way, if you haven't seen that you can find it. Just Google it. Just Google my name and Ben Shapiro. It'll come up. And I'm hearing that people really like it, which is weird because when I left the interview I remember thinking to myself, "Oh, I wish I had done better. I wish I had said things a little differently." But apparently people like it, so maybe you should watch it.

All right. So let me talk about two social experiments that I have been running on Twitter that many o