Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 22, 2026
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Hello, Savannah. Allen, welcome. Grab your coffee. Let's put a dent in the universe, says Chris. Agreed. Let's just whack that universe or put a big old dent in it. Well, we're gonna have some fun today. Hello, Germany. Hello, everybody. Something tells me we're gonna get a big crowd in here today. I just have a feeling. Nothing attracts a crowd more than people thinking that they're gonna grind m…

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enjoy. Hey, Dr. Drew, let us enjoy the simultaneous sip. Raise your cup, your mug, your thermos, your glass, your container, your stein, whatever it is filled with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me for the simultaneous sip.

Now you might be aware of a little item in the news that teaches us e

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verything we need to know about the universe. All right, so the item is that Virginia's governor was on video talking about a law that's been struck down, an abortion law that's been struck down. When I saw the video I tweeted that it was fake news and then the universe opened up on me and started to pee on my head. And they said, Scott, you are always so right about things. But you were wrong abo…

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