Hello, Tyler. Come on in here, everybody. Get in here while the lights are still on, because I'm in a third-world country right now. It's called California. And in California we don't have electricity all day long. No, we have electricity sometimes. Sometimes we don't. Sometimes you can walk down the street and not step in human feces, but not every time. We're not some first-world country here in California.

But I've got electricity now for, I'm told, another few hours. So my electricity is scheduled to go off sometime around noon my time. And here's the catch: there's no estimate of when they plan to turn it back on. Could be hours, could be days. Are y