Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 24, 2026
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Hey everybody, come on in. Do you ever wonder why I do the simultaneous sip before my Periscopes? Well, some of it is a bonding experience, of course. But I do it also — somebody asked about this — because it gives time for people to stream in before I get into the serious content so I don't have to repeat myself. And so because you're all here so early

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, it's time for the simultaneous sip. All you need is a cup of mud or a glass or a tankard, a chalice, a tin can, a jerky flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better: the simultaneous sip. Go. First-timers, come on in. Time for the simult

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