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Well, the news is coming at us fast and furious. There's so much news I can barely know what to do. As you probably know by now, the president has announced with Netanyahu of Israel, they've announced their proposed peace plan for the Palestinians and Israelis. Now this of course obviously is one of the biggest stories in the world. So let's go over to the CNN page and see what they're saying in the headlines.

Okay, cnn.com. There's one little story about Alan Dershowitz patting Mike Pompeo on the back at the wrong time and maybe sending the wrong message. What is really in the United States just announced a peace proposal and the only reporting on it on CNN's home page is about Alan Dershowitz and his back-patting ways. Apparently he patted Mike Pompeo on the back at the wrong time, thinking that the back pat was associated with a different message than what he was thinking when he patted him on the back. That's the story. That's a story. But okay, so CNN obviously doesn't want to cover the story because it's bad for President Trump.

So let's go over to Fox News and we'll find out the major headlines on Fox News. Nothing. What's going on here? I'm sure I saw this as news yesterday. Are you serious? The two top online news organizations, nothing. It's not even a story. Are you kidding me? Now I'm trying to s