Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 2, 2026
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Unban, pom pom pom pom pom. What time is it? Does anybody know what time it is? Let me check. Oh, it's time for the simultaneous sip. It's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, DJ Doctor Funk Juice. You know what time it is. Yes, you do. It's time for the simultaneous

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sip.

All you need is really not much. All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, or stein, a canteen, jug, or flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And get ready for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's a beverage that is spewing hearts. I think if I've got my left and right correct, hearts coming out of my cup. Look at that. Oh-ho, cool illusion there. And get ready for the simultaneous sip.

If it happens now... mmm-hmm. I realize if you're watching this on YouTube later where we upload it or on podcast, what I said about the cup full of hearts makes no sense in your world. But remember, we're all watching two movies on one screen, so don't be surprised if what you see is different from what other people see.

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no particular order, and you know that gigantic story about the anti-Trump guy who tried to massacre a bunch of Trump volunteers? You know, the thing that everybody is talking about? It's a gigantic story. I mean, why wouldn't it be? There's somebody who tried to massacre a bunch of Trump supporters. Oh wait, it's not a national story. It's kind of a little blip. As I was mentioning, the guy that…

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