Back to episode — Episode 869 Scott Adams - There Will be Cursing and Coffee. Let's End the Political Career of Porkers
Good morning everybody. Welcome to another day of coronavirus theater, except it's real. It's really real. Yeah, we're gonna get through this, and one of the ways we're gonna get through it is by enjoying the simultaneous sip, because I believe all the studies are coming in that the simultaneous sip can protect you from infection by the coronavirus. Seems unlikely, I know, but yes, if you enjoy the simultaneous sip with me, you're practically guaranteed to be invulnerable from the coronavirus. None of that's true, but we're living in a world where half of the things I see on social media are wrong, so take it with a grain of salt.
Hello, Bill. Good to see you. And all you
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need is a cup or a mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a demitasse, a doctor flask, a vessel of any kind, and fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy with me now the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including the pandemic. It's called the simultaneous sip. Go. By the way, did you catch that little thing that Tru…
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