Back to episode — Episode 901 Scott Adams - I Feel a Sensational Simultaneous Swaddle Coming on. Don't Resist!
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Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. But your phone's on silent. You know what time it is. Yeah, yeah you do. It's time for the evening simultaneous wallow. That's where you get your blanket on. Oh yeah, it feels comfortable, calms you down from these stressful times. It's a way to get off the news. I'm trying to wean you off the news so you can slip into a comfortable great night's sleep. And you know y…
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First up in the news, Linda Tripp has passed away just hours ago I guess. And she was called the Clinton sex scandal whistleblower. She died at the age of 70. And I would like to read this sentence to you from the Daily Mail. This is a British publication and I want you to fill in the last part of the sentence. Now I swear I'm not making this up. Everything I tell you is totally legitimate. And I just want you to guess how this sentence ends. I'll just read you the first part. This is from the Daily Mail today. Quote: "Linda Tripp's secret conversations with Monica Lewinsky led to the impeachment of Bill Clinton in 1998 after she blew the..."
Finish the sentence. Linda Tripp's conversations with Monica Lewinsky led to the impeachment of Bill Clinton in 1998 after she blew the whistle on their affair. She was a whistleblower. Oh, the sentence was talking about Linda Tripp. Okay, okay I got it now. Got it.
All right. You probably know by now that Bernie Sanders has dropped out. He has dropped out of the race but he's keeping his delegates. That's not exactly a good loser, is it? I'm gonna drop out of the race but I keep my delegates. I'm not gonna give you my delegates. So it's not a clean win for Biden.
And of course by now you've all seen the President Trump quote. And I say this a lot but it always bears repeating. President Trump doesn't even know
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how to be uninteresting. You know, love him or hate him, you know he annoys you, you know you love him, whatever. No matter what you think of him I just don't think it's in his character that he can be uninteresting. Like in any context, anywhere, in any room, under any situation. Everything he says is just like, "Wait, what?" And this is another one. So his reaction when he heard the news, he wa…
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