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to redo it, and that's all it was. Good morning. Good morning. Let me grab my notes. Don't go anywhere. Today the news looks like it's all repeat news. Let me do the news for today, but I can also do the news for every day for the next three weeks. Are you ready? Here's the news every day for the next three weeks. There are some doctors in Provo who are doing a study on a new potential coronaviru…
← Previous segment →refers to looking into the origins of the Russia collusion hoax. And we know now that Barack Obama apparently at least knew that the wiretap on Flynn had happened. But we don't know what else he knew. What else did he know?
I was looking at the trending hashtag, and there was a tweet just a few minutes ago. There was a tweet where it showed the hashtag at 2.6 million, which if you don't follow the hashtags, that's a lot. Because typically a trending hashtag could have like 6,000 tweets or 60,000 if it's a really big one. That would be a really big hashtag. Obamagate had 2.6 million. But here's what's interesting. Just minutes after I saw 2.6 million, it had 2.1 million. I don't know if it's just the difference between how they count the hashtags at different times. Might be a lag or something. But I don't know if it went down or up. I saw some other people complaining that it went down, but I'm not sure they saw it correctly. I'm not sure I saw it correctly either.
The weirdest thing happened last night. Some of you had the same weird experience, and I want to see how many of you experienced this. The first part of it, you had to have joined me last night when I was talking about for the second time the simulation. So I did my little Periscope entirely on the topic of the simulation and how to reprogram your reality with stories. And I'm done with that, and I'm kind of winding down for the night, and I turn on Fox News. And they were ending up a special about Watergate, I guess. And I guess there was some time left over in which they'd stuck in an extended, I guess a paid thing from Joel Osteen.
Now typically Joel would be in front of a church packed full of people giving them his inspirational message. But because of the coronavirus, it was an empty church and he was just giving his act. Here's the part that blew my mind. It's Joel Osteen. And the way he decided to talk about the coronavirus, our current situation, is that God was updating his software. Do you believe that? And he used the phrase repeatedly throughout his presentation. He talked about the coronavirus being thought of as a reboot and that God sometimes needs to update the software. And that he's updating the software. That's what the coronavirus situation is. Gives us all time to take a pa
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use and step back. And that when we go back, we will effectively have rebooted civilization along with our understanding of our place in it. It's exactly what I said like half an hour before, except I'd left out the Christianity part. Now the beauty of the simulation is that it works as an overlay on any religion. You can put it on reincarnation, works for that. You can put it on Islam. Any relig…
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