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h a simultaneous sip? I think that would be in order. And all you need to do to participate is find yourself a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice or stein, a can, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind, and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including the pandemic, including racism. It'll even make your birthday bett…