Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 24, 2026
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Hey everybody, it's time. Funk juice. Good to see you. Always a pleasure. Well everybody, what a great day today is. What a great day. Sixty-three years ago today I came out of my mother's body, so today is my birthday. Yay. Shall we celebrate wit

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h a simultaneous sip? I think that would be in order. And all you need to do to participate is find yourself a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice or stein, a can, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind, and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including the pandemic, including racism. It'll even make your birthday better, but it's my birthday, not yours, so it might not help you at all. To the simultaneous sip. Go.

Happy birthday also to Kanye West and to JFK, people who share my birthday.

All right, but eno

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ugh about me. Let's talk about the world. Is the world still there? All right, here are some things for you to think about. Ninety percent of the people who are killed by police are men. Is that proof of sexism? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Now I just put that out there to cause trouble. Why is it only men who are getting killed by police? It's proof of sexism, isn't it? Now when you say, "Uh, Scott, n…

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