f you find no evidence of a weapon and you find no evidence of anybody behind the attacks, what does that tell you? Obviously everybody. Everybody. That's right. If there's no evidence, it's Russia. I think we've learned that. We learned it with Biden's laptops, because when they looked for evidence of who was behind it, there was none. What's that tell you? That's right, Putin.

So if you find a crime with no evidence of who was behind it, that's always Putin, because who else is so clever that they could have a sonic weapon being employed all over the globe, one person after another, no evidence? Only Putin could do that. Nobody else. So that's your news of the day.

We also have news that Ghislaine Maxwell's — let's pause for a moment to enjoy all the different ways we can pronounce Ghislaine Maxwell's first name. Jizz Lane, Gizlane, Just Laney, Glenn, Kishlane, Jeez Lane. Any of those are fine. I'm gonna go with Galen, because Jizz Lane is a little too on the nose, isn't it? A little too on the nose.

Apparently her extremely personal, as it's being called, 418-page deposition is made public, revealing secrets about Jeffrey Epstein's alleged madame's sex life. That's right. She has a deposition of 418 pages about her sex life. Does that make you feel bad? You should, because I feel as if I were deposed by law enforcement on my personal sex life, I don't know if I would have 418 pages. I feel like, depending on how succinctly I were to write my stories, I think my stories