Back to episode — Episode 1220 Scott Adams - Good News on COVID-19, Biden Warned us About Himself, Historians Screwed
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going on — but the people looking into it think the dog would be able to get up to between 75 and 100 percent effectiveness. Now imagine how quickly you could test if the dog could do it. Let's say you get off an airplane or something and they want to test you when you reach the ground. Everybody gets a moist towelette, everybody goes, "Rat, stand in line." The dog just walks down the line. Boom.…
← Previous segment →also a big conversation about who should do it in front of the public, because wouldn't you like to see Joe Biden get a vaccination in public? That would be good for confidence, and I think that's good too. And I'll tell you, in my opinion, I'm pretty sure the vaccine is going to be safe. But just in case, you know, I again I'm really sure the vaccinations will be safe, but just in case, don't you think we should do Kamala before Joe Biden? Yeah, think about it. Think about it. Just in case.
But the other thing that you should not do when you're deciding who should be on TV getting the vaccination, you should not pick a cartoonist to go first. Let me tell you how that would go, because I've thought, you know, I'm a public figure, so as a public figure I don't want to jump the line. In fact I'd like to go last if I could. But I thought, well maybe I have some responsibility to show the public that I'm willing to get the vaccination. But I'm really the wrong person to do it on TV or any kind of a livestream, because I'm pretty sure I know how I would play it. And it would be like this.
You know, I'd be like, "Okay, give it to me." I always look away. I don't like to look. I don't mind getting shots actually, I just don't like looking at it. So I look away. And then there'd be a little pinch. You know, they'd be like, "You're going to feel a little pinch." And I'd be like, "Oh, you're done? That's not bad. I really thought it was going to be more than that. It's a little bit... there's just like a little bit of, you know, you could feel it. I mean you can feel that I got the vaccination. But I've been hearing people say it was getting really stiff and stuff. Actually I can feel a little stiffness coming. Yeah, a little bit coming. Whoa, whoo, whoa. Well that packs quite a punch. Nothing you can't handle really. But oh god, whoa, I feel like I might pass out here, but I'll be f
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ine." And I highly recommend you should all get... ow, wow. For those of you listening on podcast, what you missed was a hilarious impression of me becoming frozen. Now I will say again I will get the vaccination. I'm sure the vaccination is safe. If you didn't hear the story of how the vaccination process got sped up by Trump, it's really interesting. So here's a little tidbit that I heard just…
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