This is sideways. I swear I've had every technical problem you can have. Oh my god. All right, so let me tell you what happened. There's a software I use called StreamYard that lets me do a live stream simultaneously to both YouTube and Periscope. Now I've used it several times and it's really easy. That's what I like about it. You just put in your credentials, point to those services, bam, and you're in.

So you're asking me why I'm not using that simple service right now. Well, there's one problem with it. It doesn't seem to work twice and I don't know why. What happens is the buttons for going live just don't appear sometimes, meaning that there's some kind of mode where you get into that. I don't know how they make that so hard. Basically all you do is put in your credentials and hit go live, but sometimes those options exist and sometimes they don't, and there doesn't seem to be any pattern to it. So it didn't work this morning.

But I know why you're here. You're here for the simultaneous sip, the best thing of the day. You can't go without it, can ya? All right, well, luckily I'm prepared today. Got my coffee. It's Bora Bora coffee. And if you'd like to enjoy this simultaneous sip, all you need is a copper mug or glass, canteen, jug, or mug of glass. Some other things. They hold beverages. They'd be like containers. There would be several of them, and if you cleverly put them together they would be sort of an almost rhyming kind of a thing and then we would drink.

And if I had not woken up or awakened, which is it? If I had not awakened mere moments ago, I'd remember that because I do say it every single day. It's the reason I read it. I can't memorize it. But whatever you've got, let's do the simultaneous sip. Go. Oh, that's good.

All right, let's talk about what's going on. Of course my notes that I've made are on a device that tells me the power is