Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive October 9, 2026
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Hey everybody, come on in. It's time for the best part of the entire day so far. It's called the simultaneous sip. Well, you knew that, didn't you? And this time, wow, it's gonna be good. Yeah, it'll be the best sim

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ultaneous sip all day long, guaranteed.

All you need is a couple of bags, a glass, a tanker, Chelsea style, and a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous

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sip and it's gonna happen now. Go. Oh wow, best one ever. I know that's what you're saying at home. Well, I had a hypothesis not too long ago that a very attractive woman could go in public without a mask and would not be asked to put one on just because it's an attractive woman. And Christine and I went to Safeway to buy some groceries last night and didn't notice until we got to the cashier th…

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