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Well, I had a hypothesis not too long ago that a very attractive woman could go in public without a mask and would not be asked to put one on just because it's an attractive woman. And Christine and I went to Safeway to buy some groceries last night and didn't notice until we got to the cashier that I had worn my mask the entire time. But she had never worn her mask the entire time she was in the grocery store. Nobody asked her to put a mask on.
She gets up to the cashier and the cashier is the first person who notices she's not wearing a mask and says something. And the cashier says, "Oh, you're not wearing a mask. You'll need to put a mask on." And we didn't have an extra one with us. And I said, "Do you have one?" I thought they might have spares or something and they didn't.
So Christina of course says, "Oh, you know, I'm sorry. I'll go get my mask from the car or I'll go wait in the car," because I was just checking out anyway. And the cashier looks at her and he goes, "Ah, don't
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bother." Have you ever seen that in your entire life? He just looks at her and goes, "Ah, don't bother." But at the same time, the six foot distance thing apparently has been removed from my grocery store. It looks like they're going to the three foot kind of situation, which you sort of do automatically because your cart's in the way. So that, I suppose, I was a humble brag, and transparently so…
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