next one knows. They can't do it. I think it's done. I mean I think this might put a damper on things.

You should expect a series of Dilbert cartoons focusing on the CEO getting woke and what that does to profits within Dilbert's company. So we'll see a little bit of that. Not in the same topic, the wokeness, but I'll come up with some analogous wokeness that doesn't get me in trouble.

We got some new fake Russian news. You know I don't feel like we can go one month without some fake Russian news. So here's the fake Russian news, which could turn out to be true. Let me say this as clearly as possible. This news, which I'm calling fake, I'm only calling it fake because it looks so obviously fake. But anything's possible, right? Is there some chance I'm wrong? Yeah, yeah, just like everything else, right? There's always some chance.

But let me tell you the story and let me see if you think this is real news or fake news. U.S. intel officials have identified Russia as the likely culprit. Now isn't that the beginning of most stories? I feel like 25 percent of all of our national stories start with this: "U.S. intel officials have identified Russia as the likely culprit." And then you just fill in what's the rest of the story. But they all seem to start with that, don't they?

Well, we think Russia is the culprit. We're not going to show you the proof, but we've got it. Not only do we have it, but we convinced 16 other intelligence agencies that we really have it and they say we have it too. So they agree with us, which makes 17 intel agencies on the same side. How can you doubt us now?

But here's the story. Our intel has identified Russia as the likely culprit. Apparently there's a secret suspected neuro weapon. Yeah, a weapon that can scramble people's brains from a distance. Possibly or probably the same secret weapon that was used against our embassies in Cuba and then something in Canada happened as well. So all these people with headaches and actual verified brain damage. And it seems to be coming from a weapon that nobody's ever seen. Nobody's ever seen it, but it's a weapon and it's probably the Russians.

Somebody says it's smartphones. Oh, you troublemaker, you troublemaker. Yeah, now I don't think it's smartphones. But you do have to wonder, what are the odds that this is a real story? Well, I would say that given especially the source that I saw it from, I'm guessing this is an intel fake news.