Bodily noise. I can't help that, really. Hey everybody, come on in here. You know what time it is. Yeah, you do. You don't even have to look at the clock because you know your body is already telling you, your mind, your soul, it's all the same message, that it's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, the best part of the day.

Now I want to manage your expectations today. In all likelihood this will be the worst, the worst Coffee with Scott Adams of all time. It could be. Now I'm just managing your expectations, so if I clear that bar, well yeah, that's a bonus, but it could be the worst one ever.

Well, I hear in the news that there's an increase in shark attacks. That's right. You thought the COVID was going to get you? No. You thought the climate change was going to get you? No. It's going to be sharks. Sharks with freaking lasers on their h