Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Bodily noise. I can't help that, really. Hey everybody, come on in here. You know what time it is. Yeah, you do. You don't even have to look at the clock because you know your body is already telling you, your mind, your soul, it's all the same message, that it's time for Coffee with Scott Adams, the best part of the day. Now I want to manage your expectations today. In all likelihood this will b…

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eads. I'm just saying that before you put it in the comments because I know you will. I know you so well. Somebody's going to say "freaking lasers on their heads." Somebody's gonna do it. But you don't have to now because I did it for you.

All right, how many of you would like to enjoy a thing called the simultaneous sip? That's right, all of you. And if you would like to enjoy it to its maximum extent, like way better than average is what we're talking about here, all you need

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is a coffee mug or glass, a tankard, chalice, decanter, canteen, yoga flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I got some coffee right here. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything except shark attacks better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And watch it happen right now. Go. Yeah, you would think that it…

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