Everybody, it's time for the best part of your day. Oh, not this time. Sorry. Don't I always tell you that this is the best part of your day? But not today. No. For all of you, for some of you I'm going to blow the top off your head. For many of you you're going to get really pissed off if you watch this. And some of you might die.

Let me say that again in case you thought that was a joke. Watching this livestream could kill you. Literally. Because I'm going to say some things today that I do not intend, because it would be unethical in my opinion, I do not intend to change your mind about any medical decisions. But the content will do that. It's not my intention. It's just I'm going to give you some truth about something that maybe you hadn't thought about, and it will have the effect of changing some of your minds.

Don't watch this if you don't want a cartoonist to accidentally change your medical decisions. This warning is 100 percent real. It's not reverse psychology and it's not a marketing trick. I'm not trying to get you to watch it because it's naughty or provocative. It actually could kill you. All right? Do you hear that? Just hear that as clearly as you can. Watching this livestream could kill you.

All right. Now I feel like I've done my ethical duty. None of this is a joke. None of this i