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hink and that's fair because that's a fair statement. He accurately is calling what we think which is different from knowing what is actually happening. So I don't know if anything's going to blow up based on the result. It does look like Newsom might win unless there's massive Republican turnout which I suppose could happen. Here's a story that I've been noodling about all day because I didn't…
← Previous segment →but I googled and I think it is true. Did you know that ice cream is highly recommended for people with dementia? How many people know that? The ice cream specifically. Ice cream is highly recommended for people with dementia.
Apparently what it does is if your dementia is causing you to get worked up and angry about stuff which is the most common or one of the most common side effects of having dementia, apparently the ice cream just puts you in a different headspace. As soon as you start eating the ice cream your brain just says ice cream and then you relax and all of your extra anger from the dementia just seems to go away.
Now I didn't think this was a real thing until I googled it and saw oh it's actually recommended.
Now let's talk about Joe Biden. They literally send him out for ice cream and he loves his ice cream. Yeah. All right so I think this ice cream thing, how can we ignore his dementia at this point? It's like it's kind of obvious, isn't it? Kind of obvious.
All right there's a lot of chatter about personal choice and vaccines and some people saying you know whether or not the vaccinations are a good idea or a bad idea it should be a personal choice whether you take them. To which I say no it never is. These things are just power. There are a lot of issues that we act as though if we made a better argument we could win but it's never about that. The vaccinations are about power. If the people who want everybody to get vaccinated have more power than maybe it'll happen and if they don't have enough power it won't happen. It has nothing to do with what's right or wrong. We should just figure out who has more power and just go with that.
Let's talk about your balls. So the big story is that Tucker Carlson did a segment talking about Nicki Minaj's tweet
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in which Nicki said that her cousin's friend's testicles swelled up after getting the vaccination and it made him impotent, not impotent, made him unable to have children and caused his planned wedding to be cancelled. Now there are many funny things about this story and I don't know where to begin. Number one as some doctors pointed out Nicki Minaj I think you just outed your cousin's friend for…
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