Episode 1499 Scott Adams - Today I Will Talk About Joe Manchin, Swollen Balls, and Other Horrors
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Well, if you made it here on time you are in for a treat because today is the best, funniest, most entertaining news of all time. That's a promise. Let us get right to it.
Top of the news. You've heard of the Pegasus spy software that gets on your phone and gets into all your stuff and it's so advanced that only governments have access to it. But we found out that there was a flaw, or at least a hole, in the Apple phone operating system that this Pegasus software was taking advantage of. And apparently there are names of people who are allegedly targeted by the software, including a lot of journalists and activists. That's right. Journalists and activists are being targeted by foreign nations to be spied upon and everything on their phone is accessible to them.
Now have I told you before that one of the weird things about my life is that you read the news but I'm often in it. McDougals, I see your comment. Yeah, I mean you watch the news but I watch the news and I'm in it.
So I read this news about this Pegasus spy program that's targeting activists and reporters and journalists. Am I on that list? And if I'm not, why not? If I were a foreign country the first person I would want to look into was me because I seem to be influencing things. Now I might not be. It could be an illusion. It could be an illusion. It could be just that everything I try to influence seems to go my way. Maybe not everything, of course. Nobody gets everything.
But I immediately dropped everything and updated my phone because I guess there's a fix for it. But I'll tell you I've never updated my software so fast. The moment I saw that, like okay, drop everything, drop everything. Because the odds that somehow I've been targeted just as a person who talks in the media about politics and maybe has some influence, that's some scary.
Somebody says Jesse Watters mentioned me last night on Gutfeld. I have that recorded and I will watch that today.
Well here's some good news. Are you ready for the good good news? Really good news. Great news. I'm going to give you the best news today that you've ever heard. You ready?
Now some of you don't think it was a problem, climate change. But suppose you did. Or suppose you didn't think it was a problem but you'd like everybody to shut up about it, which would be a different kind of problem.
There are two gigantic happenings that can solve climate change. Number one, a carbon capture plant, the world's first and largest, just opened up. It's a factory that sucks air into it, takes the carbon dioxide out, mixes it with water and turns it into some kind of limestone and sticks it in the ground. Now how many factories would you need to suck enough? It's in Iceland. How many would you need?
And the company is a Swiss startup called Climeworks. Clime as in climate. Climeworks. Now we know the technology works, okay? So we don't have to wonder, hey, will this technology work? It already works. They built the factory. They didn't build a prototype. Hear this clearly. It's not a prototype. It's an actual factory that's taking carbon dioxide out of the air.
Now how many do you need? I don't know. But how much more efficient can the carbon capture become? Well if it's like everything else in the world it starts out somewhat barely efficient and it just keeps getting better. What happens when our technology for carbon capture goes from kind of works to really good? Problem solved, right?
So when you see that it's already apparently economical in some sense, I don't know, I can't imagine that they have a profit and what they're not selling anything so I don't know who's funding it but it got funded. So it means that somebody has an interest that's large enough to put money into it.
So if you don't have a technical problem because it works, there's no question about it, it's open and working, you don't have that question. And you don't have a funding problem because many would say it's the biggest problem in the world or whatever. Yeah it may be inefficient now but what's it going to be? What will the technology get to in 10 years? That's the question you have to ask yourself. I don't know.
So Adam Dopamine was pointing this story out but it also goes to what I call Adam's law of slow-moving disasters. How many of you have heard of that? Have you all heard of Adam's law of slow-moving disasters? It's I named it after myself and the law states this: that the only disasters you have to really worry about are the ones you didn't see coming. The ones that sneak up on you fast like the pandemic. Well arguably we could have seen that coming but not the specific one.
And the argument goes like this: that whenever humanity can see a problem developing over decades we always solve it. Such as you're going to run out of oil? Nope. We saw it coming and we've learned to frack and do other things and we solved it. You're going to run out of food because there are too many people? Nope, nope. We just figured out how to grow more food. The cars are gonna pollute the air and we won't be able to breathe? Nope, nope. We just changed some laws and made the smoggy cars go away and it's much better now, right?
So basically every time you find a problem. How about the ozone hole in the atmosphere? So when I was a kid the ozone was going to disappear and we'd all be fried by the sun but we knew it would take a long time to happen and so we changed some laws and got rid of aerosols and we're fine.
So climate change is the prototypical example of that because we're looking at an 80-year kind of time frame. You know and granted it's the first 20 that might be critical but it's a lot of time by human standards. That's a lot of time. And the odds that we will figure out workarounds for it are really good.
So am I worried about climate change? No. Because everybody else is. If everybody else was not worried about climate change I might be worried about it because I'd be like hey I'm not positive this is going in the wrong direction but it might and nobody's doing anything about it. But if you tell me we've got decades to work on something and everybody knows it's a problem or let's say most of the scientists and most of the industry believes it's a problem, some of you maybe not, but that's exactly the situation that makes me feel comfortable.
My ideal situation is there's a problem that will take decades to materialize and we're working really hard to fix it already. That's a good situation. Golden age here we come.
And now here's the second part of that. I'm all about the good news today. Are you feeling better? Do you feel a little optimism today? All right, here's the second part.
If you've been watching Michael Shellenberger talk about green energy being not as useful as we hoped it would be and that nuclear energy actually is the only really feasible way to give us all the energy we need in the future with other sources of course but we can't not do nuclear power and we need it for space and blah blah.
But here's the thing. In the history of humanity or at least let's say your lifetime have you ever heard of a major debate, let's say a public debate, where there are definitely people on both sides like really dug in? Take abortion. Abortion would be where there's two sides really dug in. Take socialism. Two sides really dug in. Nothing's gonna change. And that defines most of our topics, right?
Somebody says there's three sides in some cases. Okay but I'm simplifying for this. Wouldn't you say that over your entire life you've never seen a major debate with two sides where somebody just won the debate and the other side said okay you're right? Can you think of any case where that's ever happened?
It's happening right now. Do you see all the protesters protesting against the building of nuclear power plants? Nope. Do you see all the people going on television and saying we should close all of our nuclear power plants? Nope. No. Do you know why? Because the debate is over. It's the only time a debate has ever been won that I can think of.
You won't even see anybody go on television who's an expert, you know I'm not talking about some scared citizen, but you won't see any experts on television saying we shouldn't build nuclear power plants. Because if you've got an expert associated with the right politically they'd say yeah nuclear power plants. But if you got somebody associated with the left, let's say Joe Biden, he'd say yes on nuclear power plants. Have you ever seen this before?
And by the way I credit Michael Shellenberger for I don't know maybe most of this change because he's worked this harder than I've seen anybody work any topic ever and more effectively. By the way his communication skills are through the roof. Rarely do you see somebody with that kind of communication skill who gets a bite on a topic and just drives it down to the ground. But I think he did. I mean he's testified to Congress enough and incredibly and persuasively that you don't even see politicians railing against nuclear power, do you? Because I think it would be embarrassing at this point.
Now if you're a little behind the information here the quick version is this. If you are worried about storage of nuclear waste, basically solved. They just store it in big barrels right on site and they don't ship it anywhere. When was the last time you heard a big story about a gigantic problem of where to store nuclear waste? It's just not a problem. They just store it on site. Problem solved.
And how about Fukushima? And how about the problem of safety because you don't want something like a Fukushima melting down or something, right? Were you aware that no modern designed nuclear energy plant has ever had a death or a meltdown? Fukushima's old design. You wouldn't build that today. And even the new designs have been around so long. What we call the newer generation three has never had a problem. Those are the only ones you would build. You wouldn't build a generation two. You wouldn't build a Chernobyl generation one, right?
But zero problems with generation three. So if you think that there's a safety problem you'd have to answer the fact that zero people have ever died and there's never been a meltdown in a generation three. So waste, your storage solved. Safety solved. We're really good at generation three. And by the way generation four won't even have a risk of melting down. In generation four some of the designs actually eat nuclear waste as their own fuel.
So you know everything that we were worried about. And then of course we've had some breakthroughs in fusion which is even a bigger deal.
So if you're looking at climate change the two biggest things that could possibly ever happen are happening. The debate on nuclear power is over. I've never seen this happen before. I've never seen a debate won. It's really remarkable. Can you think of any other example? I can't.
All right so that's good news.
Rasmussen has a new poll out asking if you believe that the folks who are now in jail because of the January 6th protests at the Capitol, are they, do you believe that they are political prisoners? I'll ask this in the comments and I'll tell you what the Rasmussen poll said.
Do you think that the people in jail for the January 6 protest are political prisoners? Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm seeing lots of yeses. Almost all yeses.
Yeah. Now let me ask you this. Let me start by agreeing with you, okay? So I'm agreeing with you. We're on the same side. I would say that they're political prisoners too.
Now let me let's go do a mental experiment. Suppose we picked one of them to look at. So you randomly picked one of the people who's in jail for the January 6 stuff and you say what's this one in jail for? And they'd probably say something like well we have him on video beating a cop with a blunt object. Should that person be in jail? Yeah of course. Of course it doesn't matter what you think of politics. If somebody beat a police officer with a blunt object, yeah, jail. No doubt about it.
So let's pick somebody else because that one's obvious. So you pick the next person. Next person, why is this one here? Well we also have them on video bear spraying a police officer. Okay well that one goes, yeah that one needs to be in jail.
I feel like it's all going to be that, right? If you ask me do I think they're political prisoners? Yes. But if you actually went down to each one and said well what about this one, you know this one injured a cop? No, not that one.
But I'm not entirely sure they're not all that. Are you sure that the people in jail are just trespassed? Because I don't have that information. Do you think that the people still in jail, I'm only talking about ones still in jail, do you think that their only crime was trespassing?
Now the Viking horn guy is an interesting case because I don't know that he did anything. Did the Viking horn guy do anything but trespass? So let's put it this way. If there are people who are in jail for just trespassing then clearly they're political prisoners. But I would imagine they would all be out on bail by now, wouldn't they?
So I feel like I'd need to know a little bit more about that. But emotionally, emotionally and at the high level, yeah, political prisoners. And you know what, even if they're not, even if you dug down and found there were specific charges that even you would say okay that's a specific charge, it still feels like political prisoners.
I swear to God even if you told me the story for every one of those people, he said all right look at it, here's every one of these people, look at their story, you tell me that they should not be in jail and I'd say well maybe they should be, this one. And yet still I think it's political prisoners. Like I have two opinions that don't even fit together. Yeah they might be actually violent people and they're also just political prisoners. I can't help it. I'd love to tell you that I have a consistent opinion but I don't. Those two things don't fit together and yet I hold them both as truths.
So I don't know if you're different but anyway Rasmussen's result was that 49% of the respondents said they agreed strongly or somewhat that the January 6 people are political prisoners. Let that sink in a little bit. Half of the country thinks we're holding political prisoners.
Now I don't know if that's just a political answer to a poll because it might be, you know people answer polls the way they want politics to bend. I'm not sure it's their actual opinion that every person there is a political prisoner. But like I said I have that opinion even if the facts don't support it. Like somehow my opinion is completely divorced from many facts and I don't care. I'm not, I don't even know what that means. I don't know what that says about me. What's it say about me that on this topic I don't care if the facts support my opinion?
Have you ever had that feeling where you didn't care if the facts were on your side? It wasn't going to change your opinion. It's a weird feeling. It's one of those times where you can feel your own irrationality.
All right I sent a tweet at Joe Manchin today. I love the fact that I can tweet a member of Congress and the odds that that member of Congress will see the tweet are actually really good. Is that weird? Because you know and especially because I have a lot of followers and I've got a blue check I'm pretty sure if you're a senator you probably see all the blue check tweets about yourself, don't you? Because it only takes a minute a day to look at Twitter. So I feel like he probably saw it or will see it.
But here's what I tweeted at Joe Manchin who as you know is in control of everything because he's the only senator who is willing to vote against his own party when things are evenly split so it gives him all the power. And he's got the power for the infrastructure bill and I guess he's also got the power on some kind of a voting access bill that the Democrats also want.
So I tweeted this at him. I said hey Senator Joe Manchin since you control Congress now how about getting us a law forcing states to have instantly fully auditable elections including any software or hardware components in addition to more voting options.
So I don't have any problem with voting options. I'm certainly not going to be the person who says hey let's suppress the hours people can vote or suppress the way that they vote or anything like that. Not going to do that. But I think we need the federal government to force the states to work towards some kind of instantly, instantly, see that's the key word. It has to be instant. We can't wait six months for an audit like we are now. It's got to be instant otherwise it's useless because if it's not instant you're still going to install the politician. It's just sort of too late.
So it's got to be instant and we could totally do that, right? And fully auditable meaning the software, the hardware and everything else.
Now what's the fastest way to do that? What's the fastest way to have an instantly auditable election? How long would it take to make that happen? One programmer, one day per state. One programmer, one day. That's the entire effort per state. You know one per state. There is a database that says you voted, is there not? Or there should be. You should be able to just check your vote. That's it. Your vote should be registered in the big database in the sky and as soon as you vote, you know wait five minutes or whatever, you should be able to hit an app and they should tell you what happened to your vote.
Now you might say yourself wait a minute ID is the problem, right? Because you don't want a person's identification matched to their vote. How hard would it be to fix that? Add five minutes. Because you want to store in the database a secret code that does identify the person but only they can unlock it. You know they've got the key. So the person who did the vote is the only person who can identify their own vote on the system because they've got the matching key. How hard is that?
All right now of course I'm exaggerating. It's not five minutes. Everything takes a year. But we should be working toward it. If you think it can be done of course it can be done. Of course it can. It's not, I mean conceptually it's not even difficult. I just told you how to do it. All you need is for people to be able to track their vote.
Now the only thing it would catch is fake votes, right? Am I right? The only thing you wouldn't catch is a fake vote. But could you engineer a solution to that by randomly querying people who voted to find out if they're really the real person? So you'd have to have two ways to look. One to make sure that if you are a real person who voted that your vote got registered the way you wanted it to. But secondly if there are votes that are fake people that you can randomly, not all of them but randomly, you can query the real person and say your vote was registered, did you vote?
I feel like it's doable and I think Joe Manchin might be the only person who has enough power to make it happen. Stick that in there as a requirement by 2024 you have to have a fully auditable system or whatever. There would be your golden age if we could get that done.
There's a video that I tweeted around that I highly recommend just because it's fun to watch. In China they demolished 15 skyscrapers at the same time and there's a video of that looks like maybe a city block or something. So there were 15 skyscrapers that they built but never had any occupants for. They didn't finish them so I guess they got the basements got flooded and maybe they became unsafe or something so it was no longer practical to finish them so they blew them up.
Now I guess this is not the first time they've done massive multiple building destructions. They've done it in other places where they're clearing out buildings. I think they've done like 36 at one time. But watching 15 skyscrapers blow up at the same time, you know because they blow up in a controlled explosion so that they just sink into the dust, it's really cool. It's really cool.
So look on my Twitter feed. It would be, I just tweeted it this morning so it's near the top. And just to watch it for fun. It's really kind of impressive. Kind of impressive.
Well let's talk about the California recall race. The election is today or the official election day and something very odd has happened. Very odd. Number one, well a few odd things. Number one Newsom said I think it was yesterday that a vote for Larry Elder is a vote against diversity and racial justice. That's right. A vote against who would be the first black Republican governor, Larry Elder. If he wins, voting for him to be the first black Republican governor of California is a vote against diversity. It's against diversity. I don't even, I don't know how you even say that with a straight face.
Now apparently there is approved diversity and unapproved diversity and the type of diversity that Larry Elder would bring is apparently unapproved. The Democrats do not approve of that particular type of diversity. There's good diversity and bad diversity and I guess he's got the bad kind according to Newsom.
But we've got this match and gasoline situation happening with this California recall. I don't feel that the mood of the voters is up to revolution mostly because Democrats are going to be, I'm sorry Republicans will be the victims and they tend not to hit the streets so much. But there's something very bad going on that could be coincidence or something very bad is going on. I don't know which it is but I'm open to the possibility it's either one.
So let me give you an example what's going on here. You may know that the polling for who's going to win or whether or not the recall would be successful, the polling in August looked like it was too close to call. It was like within one percent. What's the polling today? Not even close. Newsom is going to win like 57 if the polling is accurate.
Now what happened between August and now that would make it from a super tight race where it looked like Elder would win actually because of the trend line to not even close? One month. In one month it went from too close to call and not even close.
Somebody says his money, something about the way they campaigned. Nope. It turns out that the explanation given in the news today is that the August polls were wrong and it's because they worded the poll wrong and they got the wrong result. Now isn't that convenient?
The one race that we think, not we, I'll take myself out of it, the one race which many many Republicans think will be rigged, I'm not saying it will be, I'm saying that Republicans are claiming that, that happens to be the same race that the polls suspiciously went from totally agreeing with Republicans to suddenly totally disagree exactly the way you'd expect a rigged poll to come out.
Because what would be the problem if the polls said it was super close but the vote wasn't? Because we were almost heading for a really big problem, weren't we? Wouldn't it be a really big problem if the polls said it should be close but the vote said it wasn't and people thought it was a rigged vote? Republicans would take that as proof.
But suddenly by coincidence and by the way I'm only going to claim it's a coincidence because I don't have evidence of anything else but as coincidences go I don't think it could be worse. It's a coincidence of a match being dropped in gasoline. Because if the polls are and you already don't believe the vote itself your credibility is just shot. And credibility is the only thing that holds our system together. That's it. Credibility. You take the credibility away and all you have is force.
So how many irregularities are happening in the vote? Well if you're following Dave Rubin and you should follow Dave Rubin on Twitter and also on Locals, he and a number of other people are sort of getting into the details of what's happening there and there's a lot of tweets in which people are responding to what they've personally observed.
Now it's all anecdotal. Anecdotal means it doesn't mean it necessarily represents a large trend. It's just people having specific experiences and reporting them and you don't even know if they're real people, right? So whatever credibility you want to put on these next claims, lower it a little bit.
Right now remember I've told you that all election fraud claims, if you looked at the whole body of all claims made about all elections everywhere all the time at least in the United States, they're going to be wrong 95% of the time, right? So 95% of all election fraud claims at least big ones, big claims, turn out to be wrong. At least 95%. Could be 100% but at least 95%.
So keep that in mind. And when I tell you that there are all kinds of reports of irregularities in the California election. So you got people who got mailed two ballots, one for the person who used to live there, one for them. People got two ballots, one for their maiden name and one for their old name. People who got ballots in a state when they haven't been in the state for a long time. And I won't go through all the examples but it's just lots of examples of people with a specific complaint.
Now are those specific complaints enough or even credible enough to imagine that there's some massive problem going on? I don't see it yet. It looks like just a whole bunch of individual complaints of various credibility but boy is it a red flag.
If you're asking is fraud proven I'd say no. No there's no fraud proven and I don't see evidence that necessarily will be proven but damn there's a lot of questions. And can you have a system that doesn't have credibility because there are so many questions? And if Joe Manchin had done the job that we'd love him to do wouldn't we already have an election where you'd say well there are lots of irregularities but thank goodness you can check to see if your vote got registered correctly. You can't. All of these problems would go away. It wouldn't matter how many claims you heard of irregularities as long as you could check your own vote you'd be pretty happy.
Please provide data if you're 95% false claim. That's observational. It's not based on data. So I observe over the years that if you watch the claims and then you just wait long enough to see if they get proven or disproven they're 95% of the time they'll be disproven. So that's exactly the experience we had with the 2020 election. I mean I haven't seen any that were proven but certainly there were a lot of claims.
And apparently there's one story that 70% of the voters somewhere were being turned away because the system said they had already voted and then there was a claim that it was a software problem but then there was a clarification that it was more about an out of date poll book. I don't know what an out of date poll book is or how that fit into the story but let's say that they do know that was a problem. It turned out it was more like a handful of people. When they figured out what the problem was they fixed it. I think it's been reported as a massive problem where it might have been just an anecdotal thing that one area screwed up a little bit so I wouldn't be too worried about that.
Anyway there are massive reports of individual problems but I haven't seen enough of the same kind of problem to suggest massive fraud.
Now what are the odds the Republicans will believe there was massive fraud in the California election? It's a hundred percent because even Trump weighed in on this and said he said does anybody really believe that the California recall election isn't rigged? That's what Trump asked.
Now notice how cleverly he words it. If he claimed it was rigged then he'd be in a little bit of trouble but if he says does anybody believe it isn't rigged he's talking about what you think and that's fair because that's a fair statement. He accurately is calling what we think which is different from knowing what is actually happening.
So I don't know if anything's going to blow up based on the result. It does look like Newsom might win unless there's massive Republican turnout which I suppose could happen.
Here's a story that I've been noodling about all day because I didn't think this was true but I googled and I think it is true. Did you know that ice cream is highly recommended for people with dementia? How many people know that? The ice cream specifically. Ice cream is highly recommended for people with dementia.
Apparently what it does is if your dementia is causing you to get worked up and angry about stuff which is the most common or one of the most common side effects of having dementia, apparently the ice cream just puts you in a different headspace. As soon as you start eating the ice cream your brain just says ice cream and then you relax and all of your extra anger from the dementia just seems to go away.
Now I didn't think this was a real thing until I googled it and saw oh it's actually recommended.
Now let's talk about Joe Biden. They literally send him out for ice cream and he loves his ice cream. Yeah. All right so I think this ice cream thing, how can we ignore his dementia at this point? It's like it's kind of obvious, isn't it? Kind of obvious.
All right there's a lot of chatter about personal choice and vaccines and some people saying you know whether or not the vaccinations are a good idea or a bad idea it should be a personal choice whether you take them. To which I say no it never is. These things are just power. There are a lot of issues that we act as though if we made a better argument we could win but it's never about that. The vaccinations are about power. If the people who want everybody to get vaccinated have more power than maybe it'll happen and if they don't have enough power it won't happen. It has nothing to do with what's right or wrong. We should just figure out who has more power and just go with that.
Let's talk about your balls. So the big story is that Tucker Carlson did a segment talking about Nicki Minaj's tweet in which Nicki said that her cousin's friend's testicles swelled up after getting the vaccination and it made him impotent, not impotent, made him unable to have children and caused his planned wedding to be cancelled.
Now there are many funny things about this story and I don't know where to begin. Number one as some doctors pointed out Nicki Minaj I think you just outed your cousin's friend for having chlamydia because that's what makes your balls swell up. And that may be.
But it made me wonder what would be the side effect if this is actually a side effect of the vaccination now. And let me remind you if a billion people get a vaccination someone in that billion people is going to get swollen balls the next day. Not necessarily because of the vaccination but if a billion people do anything somebody's going to have something happen the next day. It doesn't matter what it is. You'll have everything that could happen somebody's going to have it.
So the fact that one guy's balls got bigger after a vaccination doesn't mean it was caused by the vaccination. But on average wouldn't you expect, I don't know how they measure this exactly, but on average wouldn't you expect that the people who did get the vaccination and were not afraid of it on average wouldn't they have bigger balls? Because they're the ones who were not afraid of the vaccination. So the people who are not afraid on average wouldn't they have bigger balls? What? No it doesn't work that way. Don't hate me it's just a joke.
So there's the other funny thing is that Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend with the swollen testicles, I know a little bit about him. I did some research. Turns out he wanted to be famous. He wanted to be famous. And by the way if you go over to the Locals platform you can see it fine. He wanted to be famous but he fell a little short so instead all right you I'll just turn off YouTube.
So he, this guy with the swollen balls wanted to be famous but only his balls are. And so that is the story of Nicki Minaj's cousin's balls.
Now if you wanted people to take the vaccination and you want to persuade them what would be a good way to do it? Well one way to do it is to tell people that COVID itself would make your balls shrink. If I heard that there was any chance at all that COVID would make my balls shrink what are the odds that I would go get that vaccination? Pretty good. Pretty good. Because I would take a 100% chance of dying but I wouldn't take a 100% chance of my balls shrinking. Am I right?
Now I know that's not logical. I'm not saying it's rational but men, men back me on this. You would take a one in 100 chance of dying if it meant doing a sport or doing something you like but would you take a one in a hundred chance of your balls shrinking? Now you might not. So persuasion-wise, yeah persuasion-wise telling people that COVID would shrink your balls, it's not true as far as I know, but if you could tell people that and make them believe it they'd probably go get the shot.
All right I gotta go do some other things and I will talk to you later. Sorry about the YouTube thing. Thorium doesn't need a water supply. Yeah China's testing in the Gobi Desert. Excellent. Hope it works out and I will talk to you all tomorrow.
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your stuff and it's so advanced that only uh governments have access to it but we found out that there was a flaw or at least a hole in the apple phone operating system that this pegasus software was uh was uh taking advantage of and apparently there are names of people who are allegedly targeted by the software including a lot of journalists and activists that's right journalists and activists are being targeted by foreign nations to be spied upon and their everything on their phone is accessible to them everything now have i told you before that one of the weird things about my life is that you read the news but i'm often in it mcdougals i see your comment yeah i mean you watch the news but i watch the news and i'm in it so i read this news about this pegasus spy program that's targeting activists and and reporters and journalists am i on that list and if i'm not why not if i were a foreign country the first person i would want to look into was me because i seem to be influencing things now i might not be it could be an illusion it could be an illusion it could be just that everything i try to influence seems to go my way maybe not everything of course nobody nobody gets everything but i immediately dropped everything and updated my phone because i guess there's a fix for it but i'll tell you i've never updated my software so fast the moment the moment i saw that like okay drop everything drop everything because the the odds that somehow i've been targeted just as a you know a person who talks in the media about politics and maybe has some influence uh that's some scary somebody says jesse waters mentioned to me last night on gupfeld i have that recorded and i will watch that today well here's some good news are you ready for the good good news really good news great news i'm going to give you the best news today that you've ever heard you ready now some of you don't think it was a problem climate change but suppose you did or suppose you didn't think it was a problem but you'd like everybody to shut up about it which would be a different kind of problem there are two gigantic happenings that you know that that can solve climate change number one a carbon capture plant the world's first and largest just opened up it's a factory that sucks air into it takes the carbon dioxide out mixes it with water and turns it into some kind of limestone and sticks it in the ground now how many factories would you need to suck enough yes in iceland how many would you need and the the company is a swiss startup called climb works climb as in climate climb works he now we know the technology works okay so we don't have to wonder hey will this technology work already works they built the factory they didn't build a prototype hear this clearly it's not a prototype it's an actual factory that's taking carbon dioxide out of the air now how many do you need i don't know but how much more efficient can the carbon capture become well if it's like everything else in the world it starts out somewhat barely efficient and it just keeps getting better what happens when our technology for carbon capture goes from kind of kind of works to really good problem solved right so when you see that it's already apparently economical in some sense i don't know i can't imagine that they have a profit and a what they're not selling anything so i don't know who's funding it but it got funded so it means that somebody has an interest that's large enough to put money into it so if you don't have a technical problem because it works there's no question about it it's open right it's open and working you don't have that question and you don't have a funding problem because many would say it's the biggest problem in the world or whatever yeah it may be inefficient now but what's it going to be what will the technology get to in 10 years that's the question you have to ask yourself i don't know so adam dopamine was pointing this out the story out but it also goes to what i call the adam's law of slow-moving disasters how many of you have heard of that have you all heard of the adam's law of slow-moving disasters it's it's i named it after myself and the law states this that the only disasters you have to really worry about are the ones you didn't see coming the ones that sneak up beyond you fast like the pandemic well arguably we could have seen that coming but not the specific one and the argument goes like this that whenever we whenever humanity can see a problem developing over decades we always solve it such as you're going to run out of oil nope we saw it coming and we've learned to frack and do other things and we solved it you're going to run out of food because there are too many people nope nope we just figured out how to grow more food the the cars are gonna pollute the air and we won't be able to breathe nope nope we just changed some laws and made the the smoggy cars go away and it's much better now right so basically every time you find a problem how about the uh the ozone hole in the in the atmosphere so when i was a kid the ozone was going to disappear and we'd all be fried by the sun but we knew it would take a long time to happen and so we changed some laws and got rid of aerosols and we're fine so climate change is the prototypical example of that because we're looking at an 80-year kind of time frame you know and granted it's the first 20 that that might be critical but it's a lot of time by human standards that's a lot of time and the odds that we will figure out workarounds for it are really good so am i worried about climate change no because everybody else is if everybody else was not worried about climate change i might be worried about it because i'd be like hey i'm not positive this is going in the wrong direction but it might and nobody's doing anything about it but if you tell me we've got decades to work on something and everybody knows it's a problem or let's say most of the scientists and most of the industry believes it's a problem some of you maybe not but that's exactly the situation that makes me feel comfortable my ideal situation is there's a problem that will take decades to materialize and we're working really hard to fix it already that's a good situation golden age here we come and now here's the second part of that i'm all about the good news today are you feeling better do you feel a little optimism today all right here's the second part um if you've been watching uh michael shellenberger talk about green energy being not as useful as we hoped it would be and that nuclear energy actually is the only really feasible way to give us all the energy we need in the future with other sources of course but we can't not do nuclear power and we need it for space and blah blah but here's the thing in the history of humanity or at least let's say your lifetime have you ever heard of a major uh debate let's say a public debate where there are definitely people on both sides like really dug in take abortion abortion would be where there's two sides really dug in take um socialism two sides really dug in nothing's gonna change and that that defines most of our topics right somebody says there's three sides in some cases okay but i'm simplifying for for this wouldn't you say that over your entire life you've never seen a major debate with two sides where somebody just won the debate and the other side said okay you're right can you think of any case where that's ever happened it's happening right now do you see all the protesters protesting against the building of nuclear power plants nope do you see all the people going on television and saying we should close all of our nuclear power plants nope no do you know why because the debate is over it's the only time it's the only time a debate has ever been won that i can think of you won't even see anybody go on television who's an expert you know i'm not talking about some scared citizen but you won't see any experts on television saying we shouldn't build nuclear power plants because if you've got an expert associated with the right political right they'd say yeah nuclear power plants but if you got somebody associated with the left let's say joe biden he'd say yes on nuclear power plants have you ever seen this before and by the way i credit michael schellenberger for i don't know maybe most of this change because he's worked this harder than i've seen anybody work any topic ever and more effectively by the way his communication skills are through the roof rarely do you see somebody with that kind of communication skill who you know who gets a bite on a topic and just drives it down to ground but i think he did i mean he's testified to congress enough and incredibly and persuasively that you don't even see politicians railing against nuclear power do you because i think it would be embarrassing at this point now if you're a little behind the information here that the quick version is this if you are worried about uh storage of nuclear waste basically solved they just store it in big barrels right on site and they don't ship it anywhere when was the last time you heard a big story about a gigantic problem of where to store nuclear waste it's just not a problem they just store it on site problem solved and how about i see fukushima and listed there and how about the problem of safety because you don't want something like a fukushima you know melting down or something right were you aware that no modern designed nuclear energy plant has ever had a death or a meltdown fukushima's old design because you don't want something like a fukushima you know melting down or something right were you aware that no modern designed nuclear energy plant has ever had a death or a meltdown fukushima's old design you wouldn't build that today and even the new designs have been around so long what we call the newer you know generation three generation three has never had a problem those are the only ones you would build you wouldn't build a generation two you wouldn't build a chernobyl generation one right but zero problems with generation three so if you think that there's a safety problem you'd have to answer the fact that zero people have ever died and there's never been a meltdown in a generation three um so waste your storage solved safety solved we're really good at generation three and by the way generation four won't even have a risk of melting down in generation four some of the designs actually eat nuclear waste as their own fuel so you know everything that we were worried about and then of course we've had some breakthroughs in the fission fission yeah or fusion i'm sorry we've had some breakthroughs in fusion which is you know even a bigger deal so if you're looking at uh climate change the two biggest things that could possibly ever happen are happening the debate on nuclear power is over i've never seen this happen before i've never seen a debate one it's really remarkable can you think of any other example i can't um all right so that's good news rasmussen has a new poll out saying asking if you believe that the the folks who are now in jail because of the january 6th protests at the capitol are they do you believe that they are political prisoners i'll ask this in the comments and i'll tell you what the rasmussen pool said do you think that the people in jail for the january 6 protest are political prisoners yes yes yes i'm seeing lots of yeses from the almost all yeses yeah now let me ask you this let me start by agreeing with you okay so i'm agreeing with you we're on the same side i would say that they're political prisoners too now let me let's go do a mental experiment suppose we picked one of them to look at so you randomly picked one of the people who's in jail for the january 6 stuff and you say what's what's this one in jail for and they'd probably say something like well we have him on video beating a cop with a blunt object should that person be in jail yeah of course of course it doesn't matter what you think of politics if somebody beat a police officer with a blunt object yeah yeah jail no doubt about it so let's pick somebody else because that one's obvious so you pick the next person next person uh why is this one here well we also have them on video bear spraying a police officer okay well that one goes yeah that one needs to be in jail i feel like it's all going to be that right if you ask me do i think they're political prisoners yes but if you actually went down to each one and said well what about this one you know this one this one uh injured a cop no not that one but i'm not entirely sure they're not all that are you are you sure that that the people in jail are just trespassed because i don't have that information do you do you think that the people still in jail i'm only talking about one still in jail do you think that their only crime was trespassing the now the viking horn guy is an interesting case because i don't know that he did anything did the viking horn guy do anything but trespass so let's put it this way if there are people who are in jail for just trespassing then clearly they're political prisoners but i would imagine they would all be out on bail by now wouldn't they so i feel like i'd need to know a little bit more about that but emotionally emotionally and at the high level yeah political prisoners and you know what even if they're not you know even if you dug down and found there were specific charges that even you would say okay that's a specific charge it still feels like political prisoners i swear to god even if you told me the story for every one of those people he said all right look at it here's every one of these people look at their story you tell me that they should not be in jail and i'd say well maybe they should be this one and yet still i think it's political prisoners like i have two opinions that don't even fit together yeah they might be actually violent people and they're also just political prisoners i can't help it i'd love to tell you that i have a consistent opinion but i don't those two things don't fit together and yet i hold them both as truths so i don't know if you're different but anyway uh rasmussen's result was that 49 of the respondents said they agreed strongly or somewhat that the january 6 people are political prisoners let that sink in a little bit half of the country thinks we're holding political prisoners now i don't know if that's just a uh like a political answer to a poll because it might be you know people answer polls the way they want politics to bend i'm not sure it's their actual opinion that every person there is a political prisoner but like i said i have that opinion even if the facts don't support it like somehow my opinion is completely divorced from many facts and i don't care i'm not i don't even know what that means i don't know what that says about me what's it say about me that on this topic i don't care if the facts support my opinion have you ever had that feeling where you didn't care if the facts were on your side it wasn't going to change your opinion it's a weird feeling it's one of those times where you can feel your own irrationality all right i sent a tweet at uh joe manchin today i love the fact that i can tweet a member of congress and the odds that that member of congress will see the tweet are actually really good is that weird because you know and especially because i have a lot of followers and i've got a blue check i'm pretty sure if you're a senator you probably see all the blue check tweets about yourself don't you because it only takes you know a minute a day to look at twitter so i feel like he probably saw it or will see it but here's what i tweeted at uh joe manchin who as you know is in control of everything because he's the only senator who is willing to vote against his own party when things are evenly split so it gives them all the power and he's got the power for the uh the infrastructure bill and i guess he's also got the power on some kind of a voting access bill that the democrats also want um so i tweeted this at him i said hey senator joe manson since you controlled congress now how about getting us a law forcing states to have instantly fully auditable elections including any software or hardware components in addition to more voting options so i don't have any problem with voting options um i'm certainly not going to be the the person who says hey let's suppress the hours people can vote or suppress the way that they vote or anything like that not going to do that but i think we need the federal government to force the states to work towards some kind of instantly instantly see that's the key word it has to be instant we can't wait six months for a audit like we are now it's got to be instant otherwise it's useless because we if it's not instant you're still going to install the public the politician it's just sort of too late so it's got to be instant and we could totally do that right and fully auditable meaning the software the hardware and everything else now what's the fastest way to do that what's the fastest way to have an instantly auditable election how long would it take to make that happen one programmer one day per state one programmer one day that's the entire effort per state you know one per state there is a database that says you voted is there not or or there should be um you should be able to just check your vote that's it your vote should be registered in the big database in the sky and as soon as you vote you know wait five minutes or whatever you should be able to hit an app and they should tell you what happened to your vote now you might say yourself wait a minute id is the problem right because you don't want a person's identification matched to their vote how hard would it be to fix that add five minutes at five minutes because you want to store in the database a secret code that does identify the person but only they can unlock it you know they've got the key so the person who did the vote is the only person who can identify their own vote on the system because they've got the matching key how hard is that all right now of course i'm exaggerating it's not five minutes everything takes a year but we should be working toward it if you think it can be done of course it can be done of course it can it's not i mean conceptually it's not even difficult i just told you how to do it all you need is for people to be able to track their vote now the only thing it would catch is fake votes right am i right the only thing you wouldn't catch is a fake vote but could you engineer a solution to that by um randomly querying people who voted to find out if they're really the real person so you'd have to have two ways to look one to make sure that if you are a real person who voted that your vote got registered the way you wanted it to but secondly if there are votes that was that are fake people that you can randomly not all of them but randomly you can query the real person and say your vote was registered did you vote i feel like it's doable and i think joe manchin might be the only person who has enough power to make it happen stick that in there as a requirement by 2024 you have to have a fully auditable system or whatever um there would be your golden age if we could get that done there's a video that i tweeted around that i highly recommend just because it's fun to watch in china they uh demolished 15 skyscrapers at the same time and there's a video of a that looks like maybe a city block or something so there were 15 skyscrapers that they built but never had any occupants for they didn't finish them so i guess they got the basements got flooded and maybe they became unsafe or something so it was no longer practical to finish them so they blew them up now i guess this is not the first time they've done massive multiple building destructions they've done it in other places where they're clearing out buildings i think they've done like 36 at one time but watching 15 skyscrapers blow up at the same time you know because they they they blow up in a controlled explosion so that they just sink into the dust it's really cool it's really cool so look on my twitter feed it would be i just tweeted it this morning so it's near the top and just just to watch it for fun uh it's really kind of impressive kind of impressive well let's talk about the california uh recall race the election is today or the official election day and something very odd has happened very odd number one well a few odd things um number one newsom said i think it was yesterday that a vote for larry elder is a vote against diversity and racial justice that's right a vote against who would be the first black republican governor larry elder if he if he wins uh voting for him to be the first black republican governor of california is a vote against diversity it's against diversity i don't even i don't know how you even say that with a straight face now apparently there is approved diversity and unapproved diversity and the type of diversity that larry elder would bring is apparently unapproved the democrats do not approve of that particular type of diversity uh there's good diversity and bad diversity and i guess he's got the bad kind according to newsome but we've got this match and gasoline situation happening with this california recall i don't feel that the mood of the voters is up to revolution mostly because democrats are going to be i'm sorry republicans will be the victims and they tend not to hit the streets so much but there's something very bad going on that could be coincidence or something very bad is going on i don't know which it is but i'm open to the possibility it's either one so let me give you an example what's going on here you may know that the polling for who's going to win or whether or not the recall would be successful the polling in august looked like it was too close to call it was like within one percent what's the polling today not even close newsome is going to win like 57 if the if the polling is accurate now what happened between august and now they would make it from a super tight race where it looked like elder would win actually because of the trend line to not even close one month in one month it went from from too close to cult and not even close somebody says his money something about the way they campaigned nope it turns out that the explanation given in the news today is that the august polls were wrong and it's because they worded the poll wrong and they got the wrong result now isn't that convenient the the the one race that we think not we i'll take myself out of it the one race which many many republicans think will be rigged i'm not saying it will be i'm saying that republicans are claiming that that happens to be the same race that the polls suspiciously went from totally agreeing with republicans to suddenly totally disagree exactly the way you'd expect a rigged poll to come out because what would be the problem if the polls said it was super close but the vote wasn't because we were almost heading for a really big problem weren't we wouldn't it be a really big problem if the polls said it should be close but the vote said it wasn't and people thought it was a rigged vote republicans would take that as proof but suddenly by coincidence and by the way i'm only going to claim it's a coincidence because i don't have evidence of anything else but as coincidences go i don't think it could be worse it's a coincidence of a match being dropped in gasoline because if the polls are and you already don't believe the vote itself your credibility is just shot and credibility is the only thing that holds our system together that's it credibility you take the credibility away and all full support unless you use force so how many uh let's say irregularities are happening in the vote well if you're following dave rubin and you should follow dave reuben on twitter and also on locals um he and a number of other people are sort of uh you know getting into the the details of what's happening there and there's a lot of tweets in which people are responding to what they've personally observed now it's all anecdotal anecdotal means it doesn't mean it necessarily represents a large trend it's just people having specific experiences and reporting them and you don't even know if they're real people right so whatever credibility you want to put on these next claims lower it a little bit right now remember i've told you that all election fraud claims if you looked at the whole body of all claims made about all elections everywhere all the time at least in the united states they're going to be wrong 95 of the time right so 95 of all election fraud claims at least big ones big big claims turn out to be wrong at least 95 could be 100 but at least 95.
so keep that in mind uh and when i tell you that there are all kinds of reports of irregularities in the california election so you got people who got mailed uh you know two ballots one for the person who used to live there one for them people got two ballots for one for their maiden name and one for their old name people who got ballots and estate when they haven't been in the state for a long time and i won't go through all the examples but it's just lots of examples of people with a specific um complaint now are those specific complaints enough or even credible enough to imagine that there's some massive problem going on i don't see it yet it looks like just a whole bunch of individual complaints of various credibility but boy is it a red flag if you're asking is fraud proven i'd say no no there's no fraud proven and i don't see evidence that necessarily will be proven but damn there's a lot of questions and can you have a system that doesn't have credibility because there are so many questions and if joe manchin had done the job that we'd love him to do wouldn't we already have an election where you'd say well there are lots of irregularities but thank goodness you can check to see if your vote got registered correctly you can't all of these problems would go away it wouldn't matter how many claims you heard of irregularities as long as you could check your own vote you'd be pretty happy yeah uh please provide data if you're 95 false claim that's observational it's not based on data so i observe over the years that if you watch the claims and then you just wait long enough to see if they get proven or disproven they're 95 of the time they'll be disproven so that's that's exactly the experience we had with the 2020 election i mean i haven't seen any that were proven but certainly were a lot of claims all right um and apparently there's one story that's uh that 70 percent of the voters somewhere were being turned away because the system said they had already voted and then there was a claim that it was a software problem but then there was a clarification that it was more about a uh out of date poll book i don't know what an a date the poll book is or how that fit into the story but let's say that they do know that was a problem it turned out it was more like a handful of people when they figured out what the problem was they fixed it i think it's been reported as a massive problem where it might have been just an anecdotal thing that one area screwed up a little bit so i wouldn't be too worried about that anyway there there are massive uh let's say reports of individual problems but i haven't seen enough of the same kind of problem to suggest massive fraud now what are the odds the republicans will believe there was massive fraud in the california election it's a hundred percent because even uh even trump weighed in on this and said uh he said does anybody really believe that the california recall election isn't rigged that's what trump asked now he notice how cleverly he words it if he claimed it was rigged then he'd be in a little bit of trouble but if he says does anybody anybody believe it isn't rigged he's talking about what you think and that's fair because that's a fair statement he accurately is calling what we think which is different from knowing what is actually happening um so i don't know if anything's going to blow up based on the result it does look like newsome might win unless there's massive republican turnout which i suppose could happen here's a story that i've been noodling about all day because i didn't think this was true but i googled and i think it is true did you know that uh ice cream is highly recommended for people with dementia how many people do that the ice cream specifically ice cream is highly recommended for people with dementia apparently what it does is if you're uh if your dementia is causing you to get worked up and angry about stuff which is you know the most common or one of the most common side effects of having dementia apparently the ice cream just puts you in a different head it just as soon as you start eating the ice cream your brain just says ice cream and then you relax and all of your your extra anger from the dementia just just seems to go away now i didn't think this was a real thing until i googled it and saw oh it's actually recommended now let's talk about joe biden they literally send him out for ice cream and he loves his ice cream yeah all right so i think this ice cream thing how can we ignore his dementia at this point it's like it's kind of obvious isn't it kind of obvious all right there's a lot of uh i see a lot of chatter about personal choice and and vaccines and some people saying you know whether or not the vaccinations are a good idea or a bad idea it should be a personal choice whether you take them to which i say no it never is these things are just power uh there are a lot of issues that we act as though um we we act as though if we made a better argument we could win but it's never about that the vaccinations are about power if the people who want everybody to get vaccinated have more power than maybe it'll happen and if they don't have enough power it won't happen it has nothing to do with what's right or wrong we should just figure out who has more power and just just go with that let's talk about your balls so the big story is that tucker carlson did a segment uh talking about nicki minaj's uh uh tweet in which uh nikki said that her cousin's friend's uh testicles swelled up after getting the vaccination and it made him impotent not impotent made him unable to have children and caused his planned wedding to be cancelled now there are many funny things about this story and i don't know where to begin number one as some doctors pointed out uh nicki minaj i think you just outed your cousin's friend for having chlamydia because that's what makes your balls swell up and that may be but it made me wonder what would be the side effect if if this is actually a side effect of the vaccination now and let me remind you if a billion people get a vaccination someone in that billion people is going to get swollen bubbles the next day not necessarily because of the vaccination but if a billion people do anything somebody's going to have something happen the next day it doesn't matter what it is you'll have every everything that could happen somebody's going to have it so the fact that one guy's balls got bigger after a vaccination doesn't mean it was caused by the vaccination but on average wouldn't you expect i don't know how they measure this exactly because on average wouldn't you expect that the people who did get the vaccination and were not afraid of it on average wouldn't they have bigger balls because they're the ones who weren't were not afraid of the vaccination so the people are not afraid on average wouldn't they have bigger balls what no doesn't work that way don't hate me it's just a joke so um uh there's the other funny thing is that uh nicki minaj's cousin's friend with the swollen testicles um he uh i know a little bit about him i did some research turns out he wanted to be famous he wanted to be famous um and by the way if you go over to the locals platform you can see it fine uh he wanted to be famous but uh he did he fell a little short so instead all right you i'll just turn off youtube um so he this guy with the swollen balls wanted to be famous but only his balls are um and so that is the story of nicki minaj's cousin's balls now if you wanted people to take the vaccination and you want to persuade them what would be a good way to do it well one way to do it is to tell people that coven itself would make your balls shrink if i heard that there was any chance at all that covet would make my balls shrink what are the odds that i would go get that vaccination pretty good pretty good because uh i would take a 100 chance of dying but i wouldn't take a 100 chance of my ball shrinking am i right now i know that's not logical i'm not saying it's rational but men men back me on this you would take a one in 100 chance of dying if it you know if it meant doing a sport or doing something you like but would you take a one in a hundred chance of your ball shrinking now you might not so persuasion-wise yeah persuasion-wise uh telling people that covet would shrink your balls it's not true as far as letting them know but if if you could tell people that and make them believe it they'd probably go get the shot all right i gotta go do some other things and uh i will talk to you later sorry about the youtube thing um thorium doesn't need a water supply yeah china's testing in the gobi desert excellent hope it works out and i will talk to you all tomorrow
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uh top of the news you've heard of the
pegasus spy software that gets on your
phone
and gets into all your stuff
and it's so advanced that only uh
governments have access to it
but we found out that there was a
flaw
or at least a hole
in the apple phone operating system
that this pegasus software was uh
was uh
taking advantage of
and
apparently there are names of people
who are allegedly targeted by the
software including a lot of journalists
and activists
that's right journalists
and activists
are
being targeted by foreign nations
to be spied upon and their everything on
their phone is accessible to them
everything
now
have i told you before that one of the
weird things about my life
is that
you read the news
but i'm often in it
mcdougals i see your comment
yeah i mean you watch the news but i
watch the news and i'm in it
so i read this news about this pegasus
spy program that's targeting activists
and
and reporters
and journalists
am i on that list
and if i'm not why not
if i were a foreign country
the first person i would want to look
into was me
because i seem to be influencing things
now i might not be it could be an
illusion it could be an illusion it
could be just that everything i try to
influence seems to go my way
maybe
not everything of course nobody nobody
gets everything
but
i immediately dropped everything and
updated my phone because i guess there's
a fix for it
but i'll tell you
i've never updated my software so fast
the moment the moment i saw that like
okay drop everything drop everything
because the the odds that somehow i've
been targeted just as a
you know a person who talks in the media
about politics and maybe has some
influence
uh
that's some scary
somebody says jesse waters mentioned to
me last night on gupfeld
i have that recorded and i will watch
that today
well here's some good news are you ready
for the good good news really good news
great news
i'm going to give you the best news
today
that you've ever heard
you ready
now some of you
don't think it was a problem
climate change
but suppose you did
or suppose you didn't think it was a
problem but you'd like everybody to shut
up about it
which would be a different kind of
problem
there are two gigantic happenings
that
you know that that can solve climate
change
number one a carbon capture plant the
world's first and largest
just opened up
it's a factory
that sucks air
into it takes the carbon dioxide out
mixes it with water and turns it into
some kind of limestone and sticks it in
the ground
now
how many factories would you need
to suck enough yes in iceland how many
would you need and the the company is a
swiss startup called climb works
climb as in climate
climb works he
now
we know the technology works
okay so we don't have to wonder
hey will this technology work already
works they built the factory they didn't
build a prototype
hear this clearly
it's not a prototype
it's an actual factory
that's taking carbon dioxide out of the
air
now how many do you need
i don't know
but how much more efficient
can
the carbon capture become
well if it's like everything else in the
world
it starts out somewhat barely efficient
and it just keeps getting better
what happens when our technology for
carbon capture goes from kind of kind of
works
to really good
problem solved right
so when you see that it's already
apparently economical in some sense i
don't know i can't imagine that they
have a profit
and a what they're not selling anything
so i don't know who's funding it
but it got funded so it means that
somebody has an interest that's large
enough to put money into it so if you
don't have a technical problem
because it works there's no question
about it
it's open right it's open and working
you don't have that question
and you don't have a funding problem
because
many would say it's the biggest problem
in the world or whatever
yeah it may be inefficient now but
what's it going to be
what will the technology get to in 10
years that's the question you have to
ask yourself
i don't know
so adam dopamine was pointing this out
the story out but it also goes to what i
call the adam's law of slow-moving
disasters how many of you have heard of
that
have you all heard of the adam's law of
slow-moving disasters
it's it's i named it after myself
and the law states this that the only
disasters you have to really worry about
are the ones you didn't see coming
the ones that sneak up beyond you fast
like the pandemic well arguably we could
have seen that coming but not the
specific one
and the argument goes like this that
whenever we whenever humanity
can see a problem developing over
decades
we always solve it
such as you're going to run out of oil
nope
we saw it coming and we've learned to
frack and do other things and we solved
it you're going to run out of food
because there are too many people
nope nope we just figured out how to
grow more food
the the cars are gonna pollute the air
and we won't be able to breathe
nope nope we just changed some laws and
made the the smoggy cars go away and
it's much better now
right so basically every time you find a
problem how about the uh
the ozone hole in the
in the atmosphere
so when i was a kid the ozone was going
to disappear and we'd all be fried by
the sun
but we knew it would take a long time to
happen
and so we changed some laws and got rid
of aerosols and we're fine
so
climate change is the prototypical
example of that because we're looking at
an 80-year
kind of time frame you know and granted
it's the first 20 that that might be
critical but it's a lot of time
by human standards that's a lot of time
and the odds that we will figure out
workarounds for it are really good
so
am i worried about climate change
no
because everybody else is
if everybody else was not worried about
climate change i might be worried about
it
because i'd be like hey
i'm not positive this is going in the
wrong direction but it might and
nobody's doing anything about it
but if you tell me we've got decades to
work on something and everybody knows
it's a problem or
let's say most of the scientists and
most of the industry believes it's a
problem
some of you maybe not
but that's exactly the situation that
makes me feel comfortable
my ideal situation is there's a problem
that will take
decades to materialize and we're working
really hard to fix it already
that's a good situation
golden age here we come
and now here's the second part of that
i'm all about the good news today
are you feeling better
do you feel a little optimism today
all right here's the second part
um if you've been watching uh michael
shellenberger talk about
green energy being not as
useful as we hoped it would be and that
nuclear energy actually is
the only really feasible way to give us
all the energy we need in the future
with other sources of course but we
can't not do nuclear
power and we need it for space and blah
blah but here's the thing
in the history of humanity
or at least let's say your lifetime
have you ever heard of a major
uh debate let's say a public debate
where there are definitely people on
both sides
like really dug in
take abortion
abortion would be where there's two
sides
really dug in
take um
socialism
two sides really dug in nothing's gonna
change and that that defines most of our
topics right
somebody says there's three sides in
some cases okay but i'm simplifying for
for this wouldn't you say
that over your entire life you've never
seen a major debate with two sides
where somebody just won the
debate and the other side said okay
you're right
can you think of any case where that's
ever happened
it's happening right now
do you see all the protesters protesting
against the building of
nuclear power plants
nope
do you see all the people going on
television and saying
we should close all of our nuclear power
plants
nope
no do you know why
because the debate is over
it's the only time it's the only time a
debate has ever been won
that i can think of you won't even see
anybody go on television who's an expert
you know i'm not talking about some
scared citizen
but you won't see any experts
on television
saying we shouldn't build nuclear power
plants because if you've got an expert
associated with the right political
right
they'd say yeah nuclear power plants but
if you got somebody associated with the
left
let's say joe biden
he'd say yes on nuclear power plants
have you ever seen this before
and by the way i credit michael
schellenberger for
i don't know
maybe most of this change
because he's worked this harder than
i've seen anybody work any topic ever
and more effectively by the way his
communication skills are through the
roof
rarely do you see somebody with that
kind of communication skill
who you know who
gets a bite on a topic and just drives
it down to ground
but i think he did
i mean he's testified to congress enough
and incredibly and persuasively
that you don't even see politicians
railing against nuclear power do you
because i think it would be embarrassing
at this point
now if you're a little behind
the information here that the quick
version is this
if you are worried about uh
storage of nuclear waste
basically solved they just store it in
big barrels right on site and they don't
ship it anywhere
when was the last time you heard a big
story about a gigantic problem of where
to store
nuclear waste
it's just not a problem
they just store it on site
problem solved
and how about
i see fukushima and listed there and how
about the problem of safety
because you don't want something like a
fukushima you know melting down or
something right
were you aware that no modern designed
nuclear energy plant has ever had a
death or a meltdown
fukushima's old design because you don't
want something like a fukushima you know
melting down or something right
were you aware that no modern designed
nuclear energy plant has ever had a
death or a meltdown
fukushima's old design
you wouldn't build that today
and even the new designs have been
around so long
what we call the newer you know
generation three
generation three has never had a problem
those are the only ones you would build
you wouldn't build a generation two
you wouldn't build a chernobyl
generation one
right
but zero problems with generation three
so if you think that there's a safety
problem you'd have to answer the fact
that zero people have ever died
and there's never been a meltdown in a
generation three
um so waste
your storage solved
safety
solved
we're really good at generation three
and by the way generation four won't
even have a risk
of melting down in generation four
some of the designs actually eat nuclear
waste as their own fuel
so you know everything that we were
worried about and then of course we've
had some breakthroughs in the fission
fission yeah or fusion i'm sorry
we've had some breakthroughs in fusion
which is
you know even a bigger deal
so if you're looking at uh climate
change the two biggest things that could
possibly ever happen
are happening the debate on nuclear
power
is over
i've never seen this happen before
i've never seen a debate one
it's really remarkable can you think of
any other example
i can't
um
all right so that's good news rasmussen
has a new poll out
saying asking if you believe that the
the folks who are now in jail because of
the january 6th
protests at the capitol
are they do you believe that they are
political prisoners
i'll ask this in the comments and i'll
tell you what the rasmussen pool said do
you think that the people in jail for
the january 6
protest are political prisoners
yes yes yes i'm seeing lots of yeses
from the
almost all yeses yeah now let me ask you
this
let me start by agreeing with you
okay
so i'm agreeing with you we're on the
same side i would say that they're
political prisoners too
now let me let's go do a mental
experiment
suppose we picked one of them to look at
so you randomly picked one of the people
who's in jail for the january 6 stuff
and you say what's what's this one in
jail for
and they'd probably say something like
well we have him on video
beating a cop with a blunt object
should that person be in jail
yeah of course of course it doesn't
matter what you think of politics if
somebody beat a police officer with a
blunt object yeah yeah
jail
no doubt about it
so let's pick somebody else because that
one's obvious so you pick the next
person
next person uh why is this one here well
we also have them on video
bear spraying a police officer
okay well that one goes yeah that one
needs to be in jail
i feel like it's all going to be that
right
if you ask me do i think they're
political prisoners
yes
but if you actually went down to each
one and said well what about this one
you know this one this one uh injured a
cop
no not that one
but i'm not entirely sure they're not
all that
are you
are you sure that that the people in
jail
are just trespassed
because i don't have that information do
you
do you think that the people still in
jail i'm only talking about one still in
jail do you think that their only crime
was trespassing
the now the viking horn guy is an
interesting case because i don't know
that he did anything did the viking horn
guy do anything but trespass
so let's put it this way
if there are people who are in jail for
just trespassing then clearly they're
political prisoners but i would imagine
they would all be
out on bail by now wouldn't they
so i feel like i'd need to know a little
bit more about that but emotionally
emotionally and at the high level yeah
political prisoners and you know what
even if they're not
you know even if you dug down and found
there were specific charges that
even you would say okay that's a
specific charge
it still feels like political prisoners
i swear to god even if you told me the
story for every one of those people he
said all right look at it here's every
one of these people
look at their story you tell me that
they should not be in jail and i'd say
well maybe they should be this one
and yet still i think it's political
prisoners like i have two opinions that
don't even fit together
yeah they might be actually violent
people
and they're also just political
prisoners i can't help it
i'd love to tell you that i have a
consistent opinion but i don't those two
things don't fit together and yet i hold
them both as truths
so
i don't know if you're different but
anyway uh
rasmussen's result was that 49 of the
respondents
said they agreed strongly or somewhat
that the january 6 people are political
prisoners
let that sink in a little bit
half of the country
thinks we're holding
political prisoners
now i don't know if that's just a uh
like a political answer to a poll
because it might be you know people
answer polls the way they want politics
to bend
i'm not sure it's their actual opinion
that every person there is a political
prisoner but like i said i have that
opinion
even if the facts don't support it
like somehow my opinion is completely
divorced from many facts and i don't
care
i'm not i don't even know what that
means i don't know what that says about
me
what's it say about me that on this
topic i don't care if the facts support
my opinion
have you ever had that feeling
where you didn't care if the facts were
on your side it wasn't going to change
your opinion
it's a weird feeling it's one of those
times where you can feel your own
irrationality
all right i sent a tweet at uh joe
manchin today
i love the fact that i can tweet a
member of congress
and the odds that that member of
congress will see the tweet are actually
really good
is that weird
because you know and especially because
i have a lot of followers and i've got a
blue check
i'm pretty sure if you're a senator
you probably see all the blue check
tweets about yourself don't you because
it only takes you know a minute a day to
look at twitter
so i feel like he probably saw it
or will see it but here's what i tweeted
at uh joe manchin who as you know is in
control of everything because he's the
only senator who is willing to
vote against his own party when things
are evenly split so it gives them all
the power
and he's got the power for the uh the
infrastructure bill and i guess he's
also got the power
on some kind of a voting
access bill that the democrats also want
um so i tweeted this at him i said hey
senator joe manson
since you controlled congress now
how about getting us a law forcing
states to have instantly fully auditable
elections
including any software or hardware
components in addition to more voting
options so i don't have any problem with
voting options
um i'm certainly not going to be the the
person who says hey let's suppress the
hours people can vote or
suppress the way that they vote or
anything like that
not going to do that
but
i think we need the federal government
to force the states
to work towards some kind of instantly
instantly
see that's the key word
it has to be instant
we can't wait six months for a
audit like we are now it's got to be
instant
otherwise it's useless because we if
it's not instant you're still going to
install the public the politician
it's just sort of too late
so it's got to be instant and we could
totally do that right
and fully auditable meaning the software
the hardware and everything else now
what's the fastest way to do that
what's the fastest way to have an
instantly
auditable election
how long would it take
to make that happen
one programmer
one day
per state
one programmer
one day
that's the entire effort per state you
know one per state
there is a database that says you voted
is there not or or there should be
um
you should be able to just check your
vote
that's it
your vote
should be registered in the big database
in the sky
and as soon as you vote
you know wait five minutes or whatever
you should be able to hit an app
and they should tell you
what happened to your vote now you might
say yourself wait a minute id is the
problem right because you don't want a
person's identification
matched to their vote
how hard would it be to fix that
add five minutes
at five minutes
because you want to store in the
database a secret code that does
identify the person but only they can
unlock it
you know they've got the key so the
person who did the vote is the only
person who can identify their own vote
on the system because they've got the
matching key
how hard is that
all right now of course i'm exaggerating
it's not five minutes everything takes a
year but we should be working toward it
if you think it can be done
of course it can be done
of course it can
it's not i mean conceptually it's not
even difficult
i just told you how to do it
all you need
is for people to be able to track their
vote
now the only thing it would catch is
fake votes right
am i right the only thing you wouldn't
catch is a fake vote
but could you engineer a solution to
that
by
um
randomly querying people who voted
to find out if they're really the real
person
so you'd have to have two ways to look
one to make sure that if you are a real
person who voted that your vote got
registered the way you wanted it to
but secondly if there are votes that was
that are fake people
that you can randomly not all of them
but randomly you can query the real
person and say
your vote was registered did you vote
i feel like it's doable
and i think joe manchin might be the
only person who has enough power to make
it happen
stick that in there as a requirement
by 2024 you have to have a fully
auditable system or whatever
um there would be your golden age if we
could get that done
there's a video that i tweeted around
that i highly recommend just because
it's fun to watch in china they uh
demolished 15 skyscrapers at the same
time
and there's a video of a that looks like
maybe a city block or something so there
were 15 skyscrapers that they built but
never had any occupants for they didn't
finish them
so i guess they got
the basements got flooded and maybe they
became unsafe or something so it was no
longer practical to finish them
so they blew them up
now i guess this is not the first time
they've done massive multiple building
destructions they've done it in other
places where they're
clearing out buildings i think they've
done like 36 at one time
but watching 15 skyscrapers blow up at
the same time you know because they they
they blow up in a controlled explosion
so that they just sink into the dust
it's really cool
it's really cool so look on my twitter
feed it would be i just tweeted it this
morning so it's near the top and just
just to watch it for fun
uh
it's really kind of impressive
kind of impressive
well let's talk about the california uh
recall race the election is today or the
official election day
and
something very odd has happened
very odd
number one
well a few odd things
um
number one newsom said i think it was
yesterday
that a vote for larry elder
is a vote against diversity and racial
justice
that's right a vote against
who would be the first
black republican governor larry elder if
he if he wins
uh voting for him
to be the first
black republican governor of california
is a vote against diversity
it's against diversity
i don't even i don't know how you even
say that with a straight face
now apparently there is approved
diversity and unapproved diversity
and the type of diversity that larry
elder would bring is apparently
unapproved
the democrats do not approve of that
particular type of diversity
uh there's good diversity and bad
diversity and i guess he's got the bad
kind according to
newsome
but we've got this match and gasoline
situation happening with this california
recall
i don't feel that the mood of the voters
is up to revolution
mostly because democrats are going to be
i'm sorry republicans will be the
victims and they tend not to hit the
streets so much
but
there's something very bad going on
that could be coincidence or
something very bad is going on
i don't know which it is
but i'm open to the possibility it's
either one
so let me give you an example what's
going on here
you may know that the
polling for who's going to win or
whether or not the recall would be
successful the polling in august looked
like it was too close to call it was
like within one percent
what's the polling today
not even close newsome is going to win
like 57 if the
if the polling is accurate
now what happened between august and now
they would make it from a super tight
race
where it looked like elder would win
actually because of the trend line
to not even close
one month
in one month
it went from from too close to cult and
not even close somebody says his money
something about the way they campaigned
nope
it turns out that the explanation given
in the news today is that the august
polls were wrong
and it's because they worded the poll
wrong and they got the wrong result
now isn't that convenient
the
the the one race
that we think
not we i'll take myself out of it
the one race which many many republicans
think will be rigged
i'm not saying it will be i'm saying
that republicans are claiming that
that happens to be the same race
that the polls suspiciously went from
totally agreeing with republicans
to suddenly totally disagree
exactly the way you'd expect a rigged
poll
to come out
because what would be the problem if
the polls said it was super close
but the vote wasn't
because we were almost heading for a
really big problem weren't we
wouldn't it be a really big problem
if the polls said it should be close but
the vote said it wasn't
and people thought it was a rigged vote
republicans would take that as proof
but
suddenly
by coincidence
and by the way i'm only going to claim
it's a coincidence because i don't have
evidence of anything else
but as coincidences go
i don't think it could be worse
it's a coincidence of a match being
dropped in gasoline
because
if the polls are
and you already don't believe the vote
itself
your credibility
is just shot
and credibility is the only thing that
holds our system together
that's it
credibility you take the credibility
away and all full support unless you use
force
so
how many uh let's say irregularities are
happening in the vote well
if you're following dave rubin and you
should follow dave reuben on twitter
and also on locals
um he and a number of other people are
sort of uh you know getting into the the
details of what's happening there and
there's a lot of tweets in which people
are responding to what they've
personally observed
now it's all anecdotal
anecdotal means it doesn't mean it
necessarily represents a large trend
it's just people having specific
experiences and reporting them and you
don't even know if they're real people
right so
whatever credibility you want to put on
these next claims lower it a little bit
right now remember i've told you that
all election
fraud claims
if you looked at the whole body of all
claims made about all elections
everywhere all the time
at least in the united states
they're going to be wrong 95 of the time
right
so 95 of all election fraud claims at
least big ones big big claims turn out
to be wrong
at least 95 could be 100 but at least
95.
so keep that in mind
uh and when i tell you that there are
all kinds of reports of irregularities
in the california election
so you got people who got mailed uh
you know two ballots one for the person
who used to live there one for them
people got two ballots for one for their
maiden name and one for their old name
people who got ballots
and estate when they haven't been in the
state for a long time
and i won't go through all the examples
but it's just lots of examples
of people with a
specific
um
complaint
now
are those specific complaints enough or
even credible enough to imagine that
there's some massive problem going on i
don't see it yet
it looks like just a whole bunch of
individual complaints of various
credibility
but boy is it a red flag
if you're asking is
fraud proven i'd say no no there's no
fraud proven
and i don't see evidence that
necessarily will be proven
but damn there's a lot of questions
and can you have a system that doesn't
have credibility because there are so
many questions
and if joe manchin had done the job that
we'd love him to do
wouldn't we already have an election
where you'd say well there are lots of
irregularities but thank goodness you
can check to see if your vote got
registered correctly
you can't
all of these problems would go away it
wouldn't matter how many claims you
heard of irregularities as long as you
could check your own vote
you'd be pretty happy
yeah
uh
please provide data if you're 95
false claim
that's observational it's not based on
data so i observe over the years that if
you watch the claims and then you just
wait long enough to see if they get
proven or disproven
they're 95 of the time they'll be
disproven so that's that's exactly the
experience we had
with the 2020 election
i mean i haven't seen any that were
proven
but certainly were a lot of claims
all right um
and apparently there's one story that's
uh that
70 percent of the voters somewhere were
being turned away
because the system said they had already
voted
and then there was a claim that it was a
software problem
but then there was a clarification that
it was more about a
uh out of date poll book
i don't know what an a date the poll
book is or how that fit into the story
but let's say that they do know that was
a problem it turned out it was more like
a handful of people when they figured
out what the problem was they fixed it
i think it's been reported as a massive
problem
where it might have been just an
anecdotal thing that
one area screwed up a little bit
so i wouldn't be too worried about that
anyway
there there are massive
uh let's say reports of individual
problems but i haven't seen enough of
the same kind of problem to suggest
massive fraud
now
what are the odds
the republicans will believe there was
massive fraud in the california election
it's a hundred percent
because even uh even trump weighed in on
this and said uh
he said does anybody really believe that
the california recall election isn't
rigged
that's what trump asked
now he notice how cleverly he words it
if he claimed it was rigged
then he'd be in a little bit of trouble
but if he says does anybody anybody
believe it isn't rigged he's talking
about what you think
and that's fair
because that's a fair statement
he accurately is calling what we think
which is different from
knowing what is actually happening
um
so i don't know if anything's going to
blow up based on the result it does look
like newsome
might win unless there's massive
republican turnout which i suppose could
happen
here's a story that i've been noodling
about all day because i didn't think
this was true
but i googled and i think it is true
did you know that uh ice cream is highly
recommended for people with dementia
how many people do that
the ice cream specifically ice cream
is highly recommended for people with
dementia
apparently what it does is if you're uh
if your dementia is causing you to get
worked up and angry about stuff which is
you know the most common or one of the
most common side effects of having
dementia
apparently the ice cream just puts you
in a different head
it just as soon as you start eating the
ice cream your brain just says
ice cream and then you relax
and all of your your extra anger from
the dementia just
just seems to go away
now i didn't think this was a real thing
until i googled it and saw oh it's
actually recommended
now let's talk about joe biden
they literally send him out for ice
cream
and he loves his ice cream
yeah all right so i think this ice cream
thing
how can we ignore his dementia at this
point
it's like it's kind of obvious isn't it
kind of obvious
all right there's a lot of uh i see a
lot of chatter about personal choice and
and vaccines and some people saying you
know
whether or not the vaccinations are a
good idea or a bad idea it should be a
personal choice whether you take them
to which i say
no it never is
these things are just power
uh there are a lot of issues
that we act as though
um
we we act as though
if we made a better argument we could
win
but it's never about that the
vaccinations are about power
if the people who want everybody to get
vaccinated have more power than maybe
it'll happen
and if they don't have enough power it
won't happen
it has nothing to do with what's right
or wrong
we should just figure out who has more
power and just just go with that
let's talk about your balls
so the big story is that tucker carlson
did a segment uh talking about nicki
minaj's uh
uh tweet
in which uh nikki said that her
cousin's friend's uh testicles
swelled up after getting the vaccination
and it made him impotent not impotent
made him
unable to have children and
caused his planned wedding to be
cancelled now there are many funny
things about this story and i don't know
where to begin
number one as some doctors pointed out
uh nicki minaj i think you just outed
your cousin's friend for having
chlamydia
because that's what makes your balls
swell up
and
that may be
but
it made me wonder
what would be the side effect if if this
is actually a side effect of the
vaccination
now and let me remind you if a billion
people get a vaccination
someone in that billion people
is going to get swollen bubbles the next
day
not necessarily because of the
vaccination but if a billion people do
anything
somebody's going to have something
happen the next day
it doesn't matter what it is you'll have
every everything that could happen
somebody's going to have it
so the fact that one guy's balls got
bigger after a vaccination doesn't mean
it was caused by the vaccination
but on average wouldn't you expect
i don't know how they measure this
exactly because on average wouldn't you
expect that the people who did get the
vaccination
and were not afraid of it
on average wouldn't they have bigger
balls
because they're the ones who weren't
were not afraid of the vaccination
so
the people are not afraid
on average wouldn't they have bigger
balls
what no
doesn't work that way
don't hate me
it's just a joke
so um
uh there's the other funny thing is that
uh nicki minaj's cousin's friend with
the swollen testicles
um
he uh i know a little bit about him i
did some research turns out he wanted to
be famous
he wanted to be famous
um and by the way if you go over to the
locals platform you can see it fine
uh he wanted to be famous but uh he did
he fell a little short
so instead all right you i'll just
turn off youtube
um so he this guy with the swollen balls
wanted to be famous but only his balls
are
um
and so that
is the story of nicki minaj's cousin's
balls
now
if you wanted people to take the
vaccination and you want to persuade
them what would be a good way to do it
well one way to do it is to tell people
that coven itself would make your balls
shrink
if i heard that there was any chance at
all that covet
would make my balls shrink
what are the odds that i would go get
that vaccination
pretty good
pretty good
because
uh i would take a 100 chance of dying
but i wouldn't take a 100 chance of my
ball shrinking
am i right
now i know that's not logical i'm not
saying it's rational but men
men back me on this
you would take a one in 100 chance of
dying if it you know if it meant doing a
sport or doing something you like but
would you take a one in a hundred chance
of your ball shrinking
now you might not so persuasion-wise
yeah
persuasion-wise
uh telling people that covet would
shrink your balls
it's not true as far as letting them
know but if if you could tell people
that and make them believe it they'd
probably go get the shot
all right i gotta go do some other
things
and uh i
will talk to you later sorry about the
youtube thing
um
thorium doesn't need a water supply yeah
china's testing in the gobi desert
excellent
hope it works out and i will talk to you
all tomorrow