Episode 3066 CWSA 01/08/26
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Well, would you be surprised to find that scientists have discovered that roasted coffee is good for your blood sugar? Is there anything coffee can't do? No.
Well, Amazon has launched what looks like its one millionth robot. Can you believe that? Amazon has already launched one million robots, but they've tried to train seven hundred thousand people to be upskilled. So you know, the net isn't that bad. I feel like the only reason they need humans is for that last part from the truck to the door. And the only reason they need that is because it'll keep the robots from being attacked. I feel like the robots could already do that, but it would lack some humanity. So sooner or later your Amazon package will be delivered by a humanoid robot.
Anyway, here's more good news for Elon Musk. A court has decided that Elon can go forward with his lawsuit against OpenAI. Now you might know that Elon was one of the original backers of OpenAI, but he was under the impression that it was going to stay open sourced and be for the good of humanity. But Sam Altman and Greg Brockman, he alleges, plotted against the for-profit enterprise and tried to turn it into a profitable enterprise, which so far they have. But the funniest part is that Elon is referring to Sam Altman as Scam Altman. He said that on X: Scam Altman. And he says he lies as easily as he breathes now. Do you think he learned that from Trump, the nicknames? It feels like it, doesn't it? Yeah.
I'm going to have to take a sip. Stay awake, Scott. And that was me spilling all over my shirt. That was messy. Let's see if it helps.
But I love the fact that Elon is using nicknames now. Very Trumpian. And there's a very good chance that he might wrestle control of the entire thing back to whatever it was and OpenAI will just be in bad shape. Imagine being Elon and he contributed thirty-eight million to this thing under one set of assumptions and then the assumptions changed. I'd be pissed. But looks like he's going to win.
Well, apparently the Trump administration has launched a new dietary guideline and it looks about right to me. So it's got whole grains at the bottom, meaning don't eat as much of those, but at the top would be protein, dairy, and healthy fats, the vegetables, and fruit. That sounds exactly what I would have done. Why did it take so long? They could have just asked me. "Scott, where should we put it at the top of the pyramid?" I would know. I think I nailed that one.
Here's a story that is so unbelievable. According to Secretary Marco Rubio, the US is leaving sixty-six anti-American, useless or wasted international organizations. Now, how in the world did we get to sixty-six worthless international organizations? How does that even happen? Sixty-six. Now, I was a little skeptical until I saw the list. Once you see the list, it's just obvious that they're useless. So no other president but Trump would have quit. Again, it's an only-Trump situation.
Also, according to the New York Post, Trump is signing an order to get out of some UN coalition thing that was a racist organization. So apparently it was the UN Permanent Forum on People of African Descent and they were promoting racial grievances. So Trump just said, "We're not going to be part of a racist organization," and he's going to quit. Now, why did that take so long? How in the world were we supporting a racist organization? Well, it's DEI. So there was a time not long ago when people were dumb enough to think that DEI was an anti-racist thing, but it definitely was primarily a racist thing and Trump recognizes that.
Well, we got some fireworks. My voice is failing. We got some fireworks in Minnesota. Obviously you know about all the claims of fraud. And I guess the Minnesota state reps had some kind of a hearing. And according to them, there's no doubt about it that Tim Walz knew about all the fraud. And there's no doubt about it that Keith Ellison, their AG, also knew about it. He actually is on video and audio, I guess, actually saying that he would stall the investigators. So the claim was that there were about a thousand whistleblowers and all of them had to back off because they were threatened with firing and losing their pensions and stuff. So if you ever wondered if you can threaten a thousand people to back off, the answer is yes, and for years. But also apparently the newspaper backed off. So the local newspaper, which had been making reports about this for years, didn't run any stories about it or very little. So they were obviously in on it too.
Elon has posted "Prosecute Tim Walz" and I guess ninety percent of the people charged with the fraud are Somali background. Now this is the sort of thing that you wouldn't have believed a little while ago.
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So once again, we live in awe that all of that went on for so long and thousands of people were aware of it and nothing happened. Thousands knew about it and nothing happened. Wow.
Apparently according to Fox News, this group organizing protests against the Maduro capture are funded by who do you think? Funded by George Soros-linked Open Society Foundation. How does George Soros stay out of jail? How in the world is it not the biggest thing in the world that he's funding things that are bad for America? There's no law against any of that. Weird.
Well, let's take a sip and see if anything gets better. I have to be careful sipping or I'll choke. Well, this might end very soon. Sorry about that.
Well, you've heard the story told by General Mike Flynn and Patrick Byrne and some others. But it's so amazing that this happened as well. As far as I know, I think this happened: that there was this major Venezuelan connection and they were going to cheat the election and allegedly they've been cheating for years in lots of different countries and getting away with it. But what I didn't know is how they took down the alleged Serbian data center before they could cheat in the election. Because the allegation is that the machines were tied to some Serbian data center and that's how the cheating happened. But I always wondered. Patrick Byrne said that it got taken down and apparently it was because Elon Musk looked at what they had, listened to the whistleblowers, decided it was real that the elections were being rigged by Dominion, I guess, and at some point our cybersecurity people got involved and just in time they took down the data center. And that's the only reason that Trump won, is that the cyber guys knocked it offline just in time.
But the part that is just mind-boggling is that several of them had to flee for their lives because the bad guys were after them and they should have, well let me put it this way: apparently this was in the domain of if you talked about it, you would be killed, as opposed to if you talked about it, nobody would listen. This was a serious "we're going to kill you all for uncovering this." And that makes sense because the scale of this crime would be kind of unprecedented. Yeah.
So the thing that I'm learning is that at some level of crime, they do chase you from country to country and kill you. That seems to be like a real thing.
Now, could it be that I've been fooled by the Kraken? Am I being, you know, is it part of you debunking something? I don't know if this will ever be fully uncovered, but it looks like Trump was not exactly fully informed about this until just about the last minute, maybe after the last minute. But this would be a case where Elon Musk saved the world if these allegations are true.
All right. Some of those New York City protests against ICE are being paid for by the Party for Socialism and Liberation. Basically a billionaire who lives in China. So why is that legal? Why can some billionaire who lives in China organize protests in the United States and try to take down our government? Well, I think they should be going to jail.
Here's a story. I don't know if to believe it or not, but apparently Trump was negotiating drug prices with the French president Macron. Now, why would Trump be negotiating drug prices with a French president? I don't know. But Trump's version is that, quote, "I said, 'Okay, here's the story, Emmanuel. If on Monday you haven't agreed to every single thing that we want, I'm putting a twenty-five percent tariff on everything coming out of France.'" And then Trump says that Emmanuel said, "No, no, no, no, you cannot do that." I said, "I can do that and I will do that even for national security. I'll do that but this is for medical security." And then Emmanuel said to me, "Donald, you have a deal." I love Trump's, I like it when Trump tells a story in his own voice and so he's so pro-Trumpian, of course. So I don't know what that's all about, but maybe our drug prices are coming down.
Allegedly President Trump is announcing that he's going to take steps to make it impossible for big corporations to buy single-family homes because they're competing with people who are not institutions and it makes the price of the homes go up. Supply and demand. So that feels like a thing that would immediately help affordability. Just tell the institutions they can't buy private homes. Sounds like a good idea to me.
All right. Here's a story I don't understand. The president of Colombia had a good phone call with President Trump and he dropped the tough-guy act, they're saying, and that they got along okay on the phone and so they're going to get together. Would you feel safe if you're the president of Colombia and you were going to get together in the United States right after the president of Venezuela got nabbed? What would stop us from nabbing him? Do we have a bunch of indictments against the president of Colombia? And what if we do? Would it be wrong for us to nab him if he came for a meeting? Probably would be. Yeah, I don't think we would nab him under those conditions. But I do wonder what exactly he's going to offer and how exactly we would ever be made happy because I don't see any chance they're going to stop doing drugs or selling them. And I don't see any way that Trump will be happy unless he does. So what in the world can they accomplish by getting together? We'll find out.
Well, the Danes over there in Denmark, they said, "Our troops will fire immediately if America invades Greenland. No orders needed." So apparently there's some 1952 regulation that says Greenland can just start firing back if anybody attacks them and that rule remains in force. What would happen if they did shoot back? If Trump surged our military into Greenland and they fired, how long would that last? And would that even be a good idea to shoot back? So that looks like a bluff to me. I'm going to call that a bluff.
So apparently in Portland, Maine's public schools, there's going to be some training on how to resist federal officers from detaining illegals. In the months ahead, they say all staff will receive training in active bystander intervention in the face of potential federal immigration actions. So they're actually training their staff to resist legal orders in Maine. That doesn't seem like a good idea, does it?
And then as you know Iran's protests continue. I still can't tell how much of the Iran stuff is a colored revolution, meaning driven by the outside, and how much is really internally driven. But some say this is from the European Conservative that this time it feels different. But will it be? I think the regime has probably a better chance of surviving than other people do because we keep getting disappointed by that. And who knows if it's even better. Would it even be better for Iran? Because if the government falls, things can get dicey. So it might get dicey.
Well, here's a positive thought that we've reached the singularity. Now, people have a different view of what that means, but one view is that the robots will start doing all the work. And I saw a Jeffrey Weil post about this and he thinks that food costs could go down because you might have a robot that grows your food, does your gardening, and then prepares it for you. Do you think we're even close to that where a robot can be your gardener and make enough groceries for you that it would change your expenses? Well, you're going to have to save a lot of money on groceries to afford a twenty-thousand-dollar robot and all the electricity that will require, but I like the optimism. Yep. The robots are already going to bring down our expenses. Not really. Not anytime soon.
Well, Scott Jennings says he thinks we're having an epidemic of political vigilantism. Now, I think that has to do with the shooting in Minnesota. Somebody tried to stop ICE or something and got shot. I'm not really paying too much attention to that story, frankly. But what I didn't know is, did you know there have been, what did he say, hundreds, hundreds of situations where cars have tried to ram ICE agents? Is that possible? Hundreds already. It seems too high. But the fact that hundreds of people think they can drive their car into a bunch of law enforcement is shocking. And I don't know that there's going to be less of that anytime soon.
Well, JD Vance had an interview with Jesse Watters and made a bunch of news. He said we're going to have some big announcements in the coming days about the administration cracking down on fraud by illegals and others. And he points out that even if no fraud happens, eighty-five percent of Somali migrants collect welfare. Eighty-five percent are on welfare and that's unacceptable, as he points out. Yes it is. That would be unacceptable. Oh man.
And Representative Anna Paulina Luna, based on the testimonies given to Congress, I guess, she says she has enough evidence to believe that both Tim Walz and Keith Ellison were knowingly complicit in the Somali fraud scheme in Minnesota. So she has referred both of them to the DOJ for criminal charges. When do we just see the charges? How long does it take to put Tim Walz in jail? Because he definitely belongs in jail, it looks like to me.
Anyway, and then Tim Walz fighting back hard. He says, "I have a very simple message. We do not need any further help from the federal government." Okay. He says, "Here's where it gets dangerous." He says, "I've issued warning orders to prepare the Minnesota National Guard. We have soldiers in training and prepared to be deployed if necessary. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight. We will not take the bait." So not only is he the most obviously fraudulent governor of all time, but now he's going to try to weaponize his National Guard to actually have a military confrontation with the US government. That seems like the worst idea I've ever heard. But what options does he have? He's pretty much backed against the wall. Unbelievable. I don't think he would pull the trigger on that, but maybe.
So Elon Musk has predicted that the Tesla Optimus robots will someday surpass the best human surgeons. And he said that if you give them four years, it's absolutely certain. It might not happen this year or next year, but in four years your surgeon will be a robot. I don't know how much I trust that, but I wouldn't have trusted self-driving cars either, so I guess I'll get used to it, especially if it's way cheaper.
JD Vance is talking about Gavin Newsom too. He says the fact that those are the two front-runners shows how deeply deranged the Democrat party is. Let them fight it out. We'll figure it out. Maybe the dumbest candidate win. So he's just calling them dumb. Who's the other one? Newsom and I don't even know what other one he's talking about.
Well, Trump is threatening Raytheon, one of our biggest defense contractors, because they have not done enough to bring manufacturing back to the US. And so he's threatening them with, let's see what the threat is. He doesn't want to see them do stock buybacks and they have spent tens of billions. But they got to get their act together. Our country comes first. So he's leaning on Raytheon to be more America first and bring bigger manufacturing presence here. Good. Would Biden have done that? No.
And then apparently Trump has given the green light to a sanctions bill from hell that targets Russia. So the initiative would introduce a five-hundred-percent US tariff on imports from countries that purchase Russian oil, gas, uranium, and other raw materials. According to the bill's author, who would that be? Senator Lindsey Graham.
Now, I think I warned you earlier that I've reached a point of exhaustion that is caused primarily by the disease and not by what I'm doing. So I'm going to end early today with your permission or without actually because I can't stay awake and my mouth is too dry to continue talking. So you're watching the fast decline of my situation.
I heard from a nurse that the way you can tell how much time you have left, like a rule of thumb, is that if you're declining month to month, you probably have months to go. If you're declining week to week, you probably have weeks to go. And if you're declining day to day, well, it's pretty close. I'm definitely in the declining week to week mode. I should tell you directly. I think it's time to tell you that I've been in hospice mode for I don't know, a week now. So once you enter hospice, it's because you know that the other things won't work and all of the, you know, so I'm off the PLTO trial because I'm not healthy enough to be on it and all the other things that you're going to suggest from ivermectin to fenbendazole. Those were the first things I tried and things got worse with no improvement.
A lot of you have suggestions. The worst suggestion is to fast. So a lot of people believe that you could cure cancer by fasting. Now if that were true, there'd be a lot of people who cured cancer. Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you could cure it by fasting. So I'm being bombarded by people with good intentions who can't help me at all. Can't help me at all.
As of today, based on how I feel, I don't know if there'll be a show tomorrow or ever again. If I feel better, there will be. If I feel the way I felt today, this might be our last show. And so but I don't know that for sure. I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes after I'm done here. I won't be able to talk to the Locals people privately, but I'll definitely talk to you again.
Thank you for all this support. Just crazy support. Thank you for everything you've done for me. Thank you for letting me come into your home and simultaneously sip with you. I wish I could, well that I've also been told that my mental acuity was sort of dropping pretty fast and I definitely felt that today. Now in the past if I've been on painkillers or Ativan or something, there's a reason why I wasn't as bright, but I'm not on a painkiller right now. I'm not on Ativan. So this decline that you can see, that's actually just my body. It's not because of any meds I'm on.
So I hate to make a big deal about it because it ruins my experience of looking at X when it's all about me. It shouldn't be all about me. But if I could talk without slurring, we'd be in a lot better shape. So this is going to be a tough week because I'm doing some goodbyes in person and for the most part it's people I know I'll never see again and that's pretty tough. Pretty tough.
All right, I think I slurred my way across this enough. I think I said what I need to say for now. Thank you for listening and watching. I'll try to keep things off my chin. All right, bye for now. I hope to see you later, but it might not be.
morning and come on in here.
Well, today's going to be a tough one because I fell asleep about five times just getting ready for it.
So, if I can stay awake and that's partly on your responsibility, we'll have a show.
So, we'll see how far we get.
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Well, would you be surprised to find that scientists have discovered that roasted coffee is good for your blood sugar?
Is there anything coffee can't do?
No.
Well, Amazon has launched uh it looks like it's 1 millionth robot.
Can you believe that?
Amazon has already launched 1 million robots, but they've tried to train 700,000 people to be upskilled.
So, you know, the net isn't that bad.
I feel like the only reason they need humans is for that last part from the from the truck to the door.
And the only reason they need that is because it'll keep the uh robots from being attacked.
I feel like the robots could already do that, but it would be too it would lack some humanity.
So sooner or later, your Amazon package will be delivered by a humanoid robot.
Anyway, here's more good news for Elon Musk.
So, a court has decided that um that tr that Elon can go forward with his lawsuit against Open AI.
Now, you might know that he uh Elon was one of the original backers of Open AI, but he was under the impression that it was going to stay open sourced and be for the good of humanity.
Uh but Sam Olman and Greg Brockman, he alleges, plotted against the for-profit um enterprise and tried to turn it into a profitable enterprise, which so far they have.
But the funniest part is that Elon is referring to Sam Alman as Scam Alman.
He said that on X scam old man.
And he says he he lies as easily as he breathes now.
Do you think he learned that from Trump the nicknames?
It feels like it, doesn't it?
Yeah.
I'm going have to take a sip.
Stay awake, Scott.
And that was me spilling all over my shirt.
That was messy.
Let's see if it helps.
But I love the fact that uh that Elon is using nicknames now.
Very Trumpian.
and there's a very good chance that he might wrestle control of the entire thing back to whatever it was and Open AI will just be in bad shape.
Um, imagine being Elon and he contributed 38 million to this thing under one set of assumptions and then the assumptions changed.
I'd be pissed, but looks like he's going to win.
Well, apparently the Trump administration has launched a new dietary guideline and it looks about right to me.
So, it's got whole grains um whole grains at the bottom, meaning don't eat as much as those, but at the top would be protein, dairy, and healthy fats, the vegetables, and fruit.
That sounds exactly what I would have done.
Why did it take him so long?
They could have just asked me, "Scott, where's it?
Why should we put at the top of the pyramid?" I would know.
I think I nailed that one.
Here's a story that is so unbelievable.
According to Secretary Marco Rubio, uh, the US is leaving 66 anti-American, useless or wasted international organizations.
Now, how in the world did we get to 66 worthless international organizations?
How does that even happen?
66.
Now, I was a little skeptical until I saw the list.
Once you see the list, it's just obvious that they're So, no other president but Trump would have quit.
Again, it's an only Trump situation.
Also, um, according to the New York Post, Trump is signing order to get out of some UN coalition thing that was a racist organization.
So, um, apparently it was the UN permanent forum on people of African descent and they were promoting racial grievances.
So, Trump just said, "We're not going to be part of a racist organization and he's going to quit." Now, why did that take so long?
How in the world were we supporting a racist organization?
Well, it's DEI.
So, there was a time not long ago when people were dumb enough to think that DEI DEI was an anti-racist thing, but definitely was it was primarily a racist thing and Trump recognizes that.
Well, um, we got some fireworks.
My voice is failing.
We got some fireworks in Minnesota.
Uh, obviously you know about all the the claims of fraud.
And I guess the uh Minnesota state reps had some kind of a hearing.
And according to them, there's no doubt about it that Tim Walls knew about all the fraud.
And there's no doubt about it that Keith Ellison, their AG, also knew about he actually is on a he's on video and audio I guess um actually saying that he would stall the investigators.
So the claim was that there were about a thousand whistleblowers and all of them had to back off because they were threatened with um firing and losing their pensions and stuff.
So if you ever wondered if you ever wondered can you threaten a thousand people to back off the answer is yes and for years.
But uh also apparently the newspaper backed off.
So the local newspaper which had been making reports about this for years didn't run any stories about it or very little.
So they were obviously in on it too.
Um Elon has posted prosecute Tim Walls and I guess 90% of the people charged with the fraud are Somali background.
Now this is the sort of thing that you wouldn't have believed a little while ago.
some on my chin.
I'm losing my feeling in my my mouth, so I can't tell what's on me or not.
Chin.
Jin chin.
Yeah.
So, you can see it.
All right.
Well, we're going to have to live with that.
All right, that's the best I can do.
Um, so once again, we live in awe that uh that all of that went on for so long and thousands of people were aware of it and nothing happened.
Thousands knew about it and nothing happened.
Wow.
Um, apparently according to Fox News, um, this is a group organizing protests against the Madura Capture are funded by who do you think?
Funded by George Soros linked open society foundation.
How does George Soros stay out of jail?
How in the world is it not like the biggest thing in the world that they he's funding things that are bad for America?
There's no law against any of that.
Weird.
Well, let's take a sip and see if anything gets better.
I have to be careful sipping or I'll choke.
Well, this might end very soon.
Sorry about that.
Well, you've heard the story told by General Mike Flynn and Patrick Burn and uh um some others.
But it's so amazing that this happened as well.
As far as I know, I think this happened that there was this, you know, major Venezuelan connection and they were going to they were going to cheat the election and allegedly they've been cheating for years in lots of different countries and getting away with it.
But what I didn't know is how they took down the alleged Serbian data center before they could cheat in the election because the the allegation is that the machines were tied to some Serbian um data center and that's how the cheating happened.
Um, but I always wondered, Patrick Burns said that it got taken down and apparently it was because Elon Musk looked at what they had, listened to the whistleblowers, decided it was real that the elections were being rigged by Dominion, I guess, and at some point our cyber security people got involved and just in time they took down the data center.
And that's the only reason that Trump won is that the cyber the cyber guys knocked it offline just in time.
But the part that is just mindboggling is that you know several of them had to flee for their lives because the the bad guys were after them and they should have um well let me put it this way.
Apparently, this was in the domain of if you talked about it, you would be killed as opposed to if you talked about it, nobody would listen.
This was a serious we're going to kill you all for uncovering this.
And that makes sense because the scale of this crime would be kind of unprecedented.
Yeah.
So, uh, the thing that I'm learning is that at some level of crime, they do chase you from country to country and kill you.
That seems to be like a real thing.
Now, could it be that I've been fooled by the Kraken?
Am I being uh you know is it part of you debunking something?
I don't know if this will ever be fully uncovered, but it looks like Trump was not exactly fully informed about this until just about the last minute, maybe after the last minute.
But this would be a case where Elon Musk saved the world if these allegations are true.
All right.
Some of those New York City protests against ICE are being paid for by the Party for Socialism and Liberation.
Basically, a billionaire who lives in China.
So why is that legal?
Why can some billionaire who lives in China organize protests in the United States and try to take down our government?
Well, I think they should be going to jail.
Here's a story.
I don't know if to believe it or not, but apparently Trump was uh negotiating drug prices with f the French president Mcronone.
Now, why would Trump be negotiating drug prices, drug prices with a French president?
I don't know.
But Trump's version is that, quote, I said, "Okay, here's a story, Emanuel.
If on Monday, you haven't agreed to every single thing that we want.
I'm putting a 25% tariff on everything coming out of France." And then Trump says that Emmanuel said he said no no no no you cannot do that.
I said I can do that and I will do that even for national security.
I'll do that but this is for medical security.
And then Emanuel said to me Donald uh you have a deal.
I I love Trump's uh I like it when Trump tells a story in his own voice and so he's so pro- Trumpian, of course.
So, I don't know what that's all about, but maybe maybe our drug prices are coming down.
Um, allegedly, President Trump is announcing that he's going to take steps to um make it impossible uh for big corporations to buy single family homes because they're competing with people who are not institutions and it makes the price of the homes go up.
Supply and demand.
So that feels like a thing that would immediately help affordability.
Just tell the institutions they can't buy private homes.
Sounds like a good idea to me.
All right.
Here's a story I don't understand.
that the president of Colombia had a good phone call with President Trump and uh he he dropped the tough guy act they're saying and that they got along okay on the phone and so they're going to get together.
Would you feel safe if you're the president of Colombia and you were going to get together in the United States right after the president president of Venezuela got nabbed?
What would stop us from nabbing him?
Do we have a bunch of indictments against the president of Colombia?
And what if we do?
Would it be wrong for us to nab him when he if he came for a meeting?
probably would be.
Yeah, I don't think we would nab him under those conditions.
But I do wonder what exactly he's going to offer and how exactly we would ever be made happy because I don't see any chance they're going to stop doing drugs or selling them.
And I don't see any way that Trump will be happy unless he does.
So, what in the world can they accomplish by getting together?
We'll find out.
Well, the the Danes over there in Denmark, uh, they said, "Our troops will fire immediately if America invades Greenland.
No orders needed." So apparently there's some 1952 regulation that says Greenland can just start firing back if anybody attacks them and that that rule remains in force.
What would happen if they did shoot back?
If Trump surged our military into Greenland and they fired, how long would that last?
And would that even be a good idea to shoot back?
So that looks like a bluff to me.
I'm going to call that a bluff.
So apparently in Portland, Maine's public schools, there's going to be some training on how to resist federal officers from detaining illegals.
In the months ahead, they say all staff will receive training in active bystander intervention in the face of potential federal immigration actions.
So, they're actually training their staff to resist legal orders in Maine.
That doesn't seem like a good idea, does it?
And then uh as you know Iran's protests continue.
I still can't tell how much of the Iran stuff is a colored revolution meaning driven by the outside and how much is really internally driven.
But some say this is from the European conservative that this time it feels different.
But will it be?
Um, I think the regime has a better probably a better chance of surviving than other people do because we keep getting disappointed by that.
And who knows if it's even better.
Would it even be better for Iran?
Because if the government falls, things can get dicey.
So, it might get dicey.
Um, well, here's a positive thought that we've reached the singularity.
Now, people have a different view of what that means, but one view is that the robots will start doing all the work.
And I saw a Jeffrey Wel post about this and he he thinks that food costs could go down because you might have a robot that grows your food, does your gardening, and then prepares it for you?
Do you think we're even close to that where a robot can be your gardener and make enough groceries for you that it would change your expenses?
Well, you're going to have to save a lot of money on groceries to afford a $20,000 robot and all the electricity that will require, but I like the optimism.
Yep.
The robots are already going to bring down our expenses.
Not really.
Not Not anytime soon.
Well, Scott Jennings says he thinks we're having an epidemic of political vigilantism.
Now, I think that has to do with the uh shooting in Minnesota.
Somebody tried to stop ICE or something and got shot.
I'm not really paying too much attention to that story, frankly.
Um, but what I didn't know is did you know there have been what did he say?
Hundreds.
Hundreds of situations where car cars have tried to ram ICE agents.
Is that possible?
Hundreds already.
It seems too high.
But the fact that hundreds of people think they can drive their car into bunch of law enforcements is shocking.
And I don't know that there's going to be less of that anytime soon.
Well, uh, JD Vance had an interview with Jesse Waters and made a bunch of news.
He said, u, we're going to have some big announcements in the coming days about the administration cracking down on fraud by illegals and others.
And he points out that even if even if and this is of course not true but even if no fraud happens 85% of Somali migrants collect welfare 85% are on welfare and that's unacceptable as he points out.
Yes it is.
That would be unacceptable.
Oh man.
and Representative Anna Paulina Luna uh based on the testimonies given to Congress, I guess, she says she has enough evidence to believe that both Tim Walsh and Keith Ellison were knowingly complicit in the Somali fraud scheme in Minnesota.
So, she has referred both of them to the DOJ for criminal charges.
When do we just see the charges?
How long does it take to put Tim Walls in jail?
Cuz he definitely belongs in jail, it looks like to me.
Anyway, and then Tim Wolf fighting back hard, he says, I have a very simple message.
We do not need any further help from the federal government.
Uh, okay.
He says, "Here's where it gets dangerous." He says, "I've issued warning orders to prepare the Minnesota National Guard.
We have soldiers in training and prepared to be deployed if necessary.
Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight.
We will not take the bait." So, not only is he the most obvious, fraudulent governor of all time, but now he's going to try to weaponize his national guard to actually have a military confrontation with the US government.
That seems like the worst idea I've ever heard.
But what options does he have?
He's pretty much back back against the wall.
Unbelievable.
I don't think he would pull the trigger on that, but maybe.
So, Elon Musk has predicted that the Tesla Optimus robots will someday surpass the best human surgeons.
And he said that if you give them four years, it's absolutely certain.
It might not happen this year or next year, but in four years, your surgeon will be a robot.
I don't know how much I trust that, but I wouldn't have trusted self-driving cars either, so I guess I'll get used to it, especially if it's way cheaper.
Um, JD Vance is talking about Gavin Newsome, too.
He says, "The fact that those are the two front runners uh shows how deeply deranged the Democrat party is.
Let them fight it out.
We'll figure it out.
Maybe the may may the dumbest candidate win.
So he's just calling them dumb.
Who's the other one?
Newsome and I don't even know what other one he's talking about.
Well, Trump is threatening Rathon, one of our biggest uh defense contractors, because they have not let enough to bring manufacturing back to the US.
And so, he's threatening them with uh let's see what what is the threat.
Um he doesn't want to see them do stock buybacks and they have spent tens of billions.
Uh but they got to get their act together.
Our country comes first.
So he's leading.
So Trump is leaning on Rathon to be more America first and bring, you know, bigger manufacturing presence here.
Good.
Would Biden have done that?
No.
And then apparently Trump has given the green light to a sanctions bill from hell that targets Russia.
So the initiative would intro introduce a 500% US tariff on imports from countries that purchase Russian oil, gas, uranium, and other raw materials.
According to the bill's author, who would that be?
Senator Lindsey Graham.
Now, I think I warned you earlier that I've reached a point of exhaustion um that is caused primarily by the disease and not by what I'm doing.
So, uh I'm going to end early today with your permission or without actually uh because I can't stay awake and and my mouth is too dry to continue talking.
So, you're watching the uh the fast decline of my situation.
I I heard from a nurse that the how you the way you can tell how much time you have left, like a rule of thumb, is that if you're declining monthto month, you probably have months to go.
If you're declining week to week, you probably have weeks to go.
And if you're declining dayto day, well, it's pretty close.
I'm definitely in the declining week to week mode.
Uh I should tell you directly.
I think it's time to tell you that I I've been in hospice mode for um I don't know a week now.
So once you enter hospice, it's because you know that the other things won't work and all of the uh you know so I'm off the plto trial because I'm not healthy enough to be on it and all the other things that you're going to suggest from ivormeckin to fenbazol.
Those were the first things I tried and things got worse with no improvement.
Um, a lot of you have suggestions.
Uh, the worst suggestion is to fast.
So, a lot of people believe that you could cure cancer by fasting.
Now, if that were true, there'd be a lot of people who cured cancer.
Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you could cure it by fasting.
So, I'm being bombarded by people with good intentions who can't help me at all.
Can't help me at all.
Um, as of today, based on how I feel, I don't know if there'll be a show tomorrow or ever again.
If I feel better, there will be.
If I feel the way I felt today, this might be our last show.
And uh so but I don't know that for sure.
I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes after I'm done here.
Um I won't be able to talk to the uh locals people privately, but I'll definitely talk to you again.
Uh thank you for all this support.
Um just crazy support.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Thank you for letting me come into your home and simultaneously sip with you.
Um I wish I could well that I've also been told that my uh mental acuity was sort of dropping pretty fast and I definitely felt that today.
Now, in the past, if I've been on painkillers or Adavan or something, there's a reason why I wasn't as bright, but um I'm not on a painkiller right now.
I'm not on Adavan.
So, this decline that you can see, that's actually just my my body.
It's not because of any meds I'm doing.
So, I hate to make a big deal about it because it ruins my experience of looking at X when it's all about me.
It shouldn't be all about me.
But if I could talk without slurring, we'd be in a lot better shape.
So, so this is going to be a tough week because I'm doing some goodbyes in person and uh for the most part it's people I know I'll never see again and that's pretty tough.
Pretty tough.
All right, I think I slurred my way across this enough.
Uh I think I said what I need to say for now.
Thank you for listening and watching.
I'll try to keep things off my chin.
All right, bye for now.
I I hope to see you later, but it might not be.
morning [snorts]
and come on in here.
Well, today's going to be a tough one
because I fell asleep about five times
just getting ready for it. So, if I can
stay awake
and that's partly on your
responsibility,
we'll have a show.
So, we'll see how far we get. Okay.
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Well, would you be surprised to find
that scientists have discovered
that roasted coffee is good for your
blood sugar?
Is there anything coffee can't do? No.
Well, Amazon has launched uh it looks
like it's 1 millionth robot.
Can you believe that?
Amazon has already launched 1 million
robots, but they've tried to train
700,000 people to be upskilled. So, you
know, the net isn't that bad.
I feel like the only reason they need
humans is for [clears throat] that last
part from the from the truck to the
door. And the only reason they need that
is because it'll keep the uh robots from
being attacked.
I feel like the robots could already do
that, but it would be too
it would lack some humanity.
So sooner or later, your Amazon package
will be delivered by a humanoid robot.
Anyway, here's more [clears throat]
good news for Elon Musk. So, a court has
decided that um
that tr that Elon can go forward with
his lawsuit against Open AI. Now, you
might know that he uh Elon was one of
the original backers of Open AI, but he
was under the impression
that it was going to stay open sourced
and be for the good of humanity. Uh but
Sam Olman
[clears throat] and Greg Brockman, he
alleges, plotted against the for-profit
um enterprise and tried to turn it into
a profitable enterprise, which so far
they have.
[clears throat]
But the funniest part is that Elon is
referring to Sam Alman as Scam Alman.
He said that on X scam old man. And he
says he he lies as easily as he breathes
now. Do you think he learned that from
Trump the nicknames?
[clears throat]
It feels like it, doesn't it?
Yeah. I'm going have to take a sip.
Stay awake, Scott.
And that was me spilling all over my
shirt.
That was messy.
Let's see if it helps.
But I love the fact that uh that Elon is
using nicknames now. Very Trumpian.
and there's a very good chance that he
might wrestle control of the entire
thing back to whatever it was and Open
AI will just be in bad shape.
Um,
imagine being Elon and he contributed 38
million to this thing under one set of
assumptions and then the assumptions
changed. I'd be pissed, but looks like
he's going to win.
Well,
apparently the Trump administration has
launched a new dietary guideline and it
looks about right to me. So, it's got
whole grains
um whole grains at the bottom, meaning
don't eat as much as those, but at the
top would be protein, dairy, and healthy
fats, the vegetables, and fruit.
That sounds exactly what I would have
done.
Why did it take him so long?
They could have just asked me, "Scott,
where's it? Why should we put at the top
of the pyramid?" I would know. I think I
nailed that one.
Here's a story that is so unbelievable.
According to Secretary Marco Rubio, uh,
the US is leaving 66 anti-American,
useless or wasted international
organizations.
Now, how in the world did we get to 66
worthless international organizations?
How does that even happen?
66. Now, I was a little skeptical until
I saw the list.
Once you see the list, it's just obvious
that they're
So, no other president but Trump would
have quit.
Again, it's an only Trump situation.
Also,
um, according to the New York Post,
Trump is signing order to get out of
some UN coalition thing that was a
racist organization.
So, um, apparently it was the UN
permanent forum on people of African
descent
and they were promoting racial
grievances.
So, Trump just said, "We're not going to
be part of a racist organization
and he's going to quit."
Now, why did that take so long? How in
the world
were we supporting a racist
organization? Well, it's DEI.
So, there was a time not long ago when
people were dumb enough to think that
DEI DEI was an anti-racist thing, but
definitely was [clears throat] it was
primarily a racist thing and Trump
recognizes that.
Well, um, we got some fireworks.
My voice is failing.
We got some fireworks in Minnesota.
Uh, obviously you know about all the the
claims of fraud.
And I guess the uh Minnesota state reps
had some kind of a hearing.
And according to them, there's no doubt
about it that Tim Walls knew about all
the fraud. And there's no doubt about it
that Keith Ellison, their AG, also knew
about he actually is on a he's on video
and audio I guess um actually saying
that he would stall the investigators.
So the claim was that there were about a
thousand whistleblowers
and all of them had to back off because
they were threatened with um firing and
losing their pensions and stuff. So if
you ever wondered
[clears throat]
if you ever wondered can you threaten a
thousand people to back off the answer
is yes and for years. But uh also
apparently the newspaper backed off. So
the local newspaper which had been
making reports about this for years
didn't run any stories about it or very
little. So they were obviously in on it
too. Um Elon has posted prosecute Tim
Walls
and I guess 90% of the people charged
with the fraud are Somali background.
Now this is the sort of thing that you
wouldn't have believed a little while
ago.
some on my chin.
I'm losing my feeling in my my mouth, so
I can't tell what's on me or not.
Chin. Jin chin.
Yeah. So, you can see it.
All right. Well, we're going to have to
live with that.
All
right, that's the best I can do.
Um, so once again, we live in awe
that uh
that all of that went on for so long and
thousands of people were aware of it and
nothing happened. Thousands
knew about it and nothing happened. Wow.
Um, apparently
according to Fox News,
um, this is a group organizing protests
against the Madura Capture are funded by
who do you think? Funded by George Soros
linked open society foundation.
How does George Soros stay out of jail?
How in the world
is it not like the biggest thing in the
world that they he's funding things that
are bad for America? There's no law
against any of that.
Weird.
Well, let's take a sip and see if
anything gets better. I have to be
careful sipping or I'll choke.
[clears throat]
Well, this might end very soon.
Sorry about that.
Well, you've heard the story
told by General Mike Flynn and Patrick
Burn and uh um some others.
But it's so amazing that this happened
as well. As far as I know, I think this
happened
that there was this, you know, major
Venezuelan connection and they were
going to they were going to cheat the
election and allegedly they've been
cheating for years in lots of different
countries and getting away with it.
But what I didn't know is how they took
down the alleged Serbian
data center before they could cheat in
the election because the the allegation
is that the machines were tied to some
Serbian
um data center and that's how the
cheating happened.
Um, but I always wondered, Patrick Burns
said that it got taken down and
apparently it was because Elon Musk
looked at what they had, listened to the
whistleblowers, decided it was real that
the elections were being rigged by
Dominion, I guess, and at some point our
cyber security people got involved and
just in time they took down the data
center. And that's the only reason that
Trump won is that the cyber the cyber
guys knocked it offline just in time.
But the part that is just mindboggling
is that you know several of them had to
flee for their lives because the the bad
guys were after them and they should
have um well let me put it this way.
Apparently, this was in the domain of if
you talked about it, you would be killed
as opposed to if you talked about it,
nobody would listen. This was a serious
we're going to kill you all for
uncovering this. And that makes sense
because the scale of this crime would be
kind of unprecedented.
Yeah.
So,
uh, the thing that I'm learning
is that at some level of crime, they do
chase you from country to country and
kill you. That seems to be like a real
thing. Now, could it be that I've been
fooled by the Kraken? Am I being uh you
know is it part of you debunking
something?
I don't know if this will ever be fully
uncovered, but it looks like Trump was
not exactly fully informed about this
until just about the last minute, maybe
after the last minute. But this would be
a case where Elon Musk saved the world
if these allegations are true.
All right. Some of those New York City
protests against ICE are being paid for
by the Party for Socialism and
Liberation. Basically, a billionaire who
lives in China.
So why is that legal?
Why can some billionaire who lives in
China organize protests in the United
States and try to take down our
government?
Well, I think they should be going to
jail.
Here's a story. I don't know if to
believe it or not, but apparently Trump
was uh negotiating drug prices with f
the French president Mcronone.
Now, why would Trump be negotiating drug
prices, drug prices with a French
president? I don't know. But Trump's
version is that, quote, I said, "Okay,
here's a story, Emanuel. If on Monday,
you haven't agreed to every single thing
that we want. I'm putting a 25% tariff
on everything coming out of France." And
then Trump says that Emmanuel said he
said no no no no you cannot do that. I
said I can do that and I will do that
even for national security. I'll do that
but this is for medical security. And
then Emanuel said to me Donald uh you
have a deal.
I I love Trump's uh I like it when Trump
tells a story in his own voice and so
he's so pro- Trumpian, of course. So, I
don't know what that's all about, but
maybe maybe our drug prices are coming
down.
Um, allegedly, President Trump is
announcing that he's going to take steps
to
um make it impossible
uh for big corporations to buy single
family homes because they're competing
with people who are not institutions and
it makes the price of the homes go up.
Supply and demand.
So that feels like a thing that would
immediately help affordability.
Just tell the institutions they can't
buy private homes.
Sounds like a good idea to me.
All right. Here's a story I don't
understand.
that the president of Colombia
had a good phone call with President
Trump and uh he he dropped the tough guy
act they're saying and that they got
along okay on the phone and so they're
going to get together.
Would you feel safe if you're the
president of Colombia and you were going
to get together in the United States
right after the president president of
Venezuela got nabbed?
What would stop us from nabbing him?
Do we have a bunch of indictments
against the president of Colombia?
And what if we do? Would it be wrong for
us to nab him when he if he came for a
meeting? probably would be. Yeah, I
don't think we would nab him under those
conditions.
But I do wonder
what exactly he's going to offer and how
exactly we would ever be made happy
because I don't see any chance they're
going to stop doing drugs or selling
them. And I don't see any way that Trump
will be happy unless he does.
So, what in the world can they
accomplish by getting together?
We'll find out.
Well, the the Danes
over there in Denmark,
[clears throat]
uh, they said, "Our troops will fire
immediately if America invades
Greenland. No orders needed."
So apparently there's some 1952
regulation that says Greenland can just
start firing back if anybody attacks
them
and that that rule remains in force.
What would happen if they did shoot
back? If Trump surged our military into
Greenland and they fired,
how long would that last? And would that
even be a good idea to shoot back? So
that looks like a bluff to me.
I'm going to call that a bluff.
So apparently in Portland, Maine's
public schools,
there's going to be some training on how
to resist federal officers from
detaining illegals. In the months ahead,
they say all staff will receive training
in active bystander intervention in the
face of potential federal immigration
actions. So, they're actually training
their staff to resist legal orders
in Maine.
That doesn't seem like a good idea, does
it?
And then
uh as you know Iran's
protests continue.
I still can't tell how much of the Iran
stuff is a colored revolution meaning
driven by the outside and how much is
really internally
driven. But some say this is from the
European conservative
that this time it feels different.
But will it be?
Um, I think the regime has a better
probably a better chance of surviving
than other people do because we keep
getting disappointed by that.
And who knows if it's even better. Would
it even be better for Iran? Because if
the government falls, things can get
dicey.
So, it might get dicey.
Um,
well, here's a positive thought that
we've reached the singularity.
Now, people have a different view of
what that means, but one view is that
the robots will start doing all the
work. And I saw a Jeffrey Wel post about
this and he he thinks that food costs
could go down because you might have a
robot that grows your food, does your
gardening, and then prepares it for you?
Do you think we're even close to that
where a robot can be your gardener and
make enough groceries for you that it
would change your expenses?
Well,
you're going to have to save a lot of
money on groceries
to afford a $20,000
robot and all the electricity that will
require,
but I like the optimism. Yep. The robots
are already going to bring down our
expenses.
Not really.
Not Not anytime soon.
Well, Scott Jennings says he thinks
we're having an epidemic of political
vigilantism.
Now, I think that has to do with the uh
shooting in Minnesota.
Somebody tried to stop ICE or something
and got shot. I'm not really paying too
much attention to that story, frankly.
Um, but what I didn't know is did you
know there have been what did he say?
Hundreds.
Hundreds of situations where car cars
have tried to ram ICE agents.
Is that possible?
Hundreds already.
It seems too high.
But the fact that hundreds of people
think they can drive their car into
bunch of law enforcements
is shocking.
And I don't know that there's going to
be less of that anytime soon.
Well, uh, JD Vance had an interview with
Jesse Waters and made a bunch of news.
He said, u, we're going to have some big
announcements in the coming days about
the administration cracking down on
fraud by illegals and others.
And he points out that even if even if
and this is of course not true but even
if no fraud happens 85% of Somali
migrants collect welfare
85% are on welfare
and that's unacceptable as he points
out. Yes it is. That would be
unacceptable.
Oh man.
and Representative Anna Paulina Luna
uh based on the testimonies given to
Congress, I guess, she says she has
enough evidence to believe that both Tim
Walsh and Keith Ellison were knowingly
complicit in the Somali fraud scheme in
Minnesota.
So, she has referred both of them to the
DOJ for criminal charges.
When do we just see the charges?
How long does it take to put Tim Walls
in jail? Cuz he definitely belongs in
[clears throat] jail, it looks like to
me.
Anyway,
and then Tim Wolf fighting back hard, he
says, I have a very simple message. We
do not need any further help from the
federal government.
Uh, okay. He says, "Here's where it gets
dangerous." He says, "I've issued
warning orders to prepare the Minnesota
National Guard. We have soldiers in
training and prepared to be deployed if
necessary.
Minnesota will not allow our community
to be used as a prop in a national
political fight. We will not take the
bait."
So,
not only is he the most obvious,
fraudulent governor of all time, but now
he's going to try to weaponize his
national guard to actually have a
military confrontation with the US
government.
That seems like the worst idea I've ever
heard. But what options does he have?
He's pretty much back back against the
wall.
Unbelievable.
I don't think he would pull the trigger
on that, but maybe.
So, Elon Musk has predicted that the
Tesla Optimus robots will someday
surpass the best human surgeons. And he
said that if you give them four years,
it's absolutely certain. It might not
happen this year or next year, but in
four years,
your surgeon will be a robot.
I don't know how much I trust that, but
I wouldn't have trusted self-driving
cars either, so I guess I'll get used to
it, especially if it's way cheaper.
Um,
JD Vance is talking about Gavin Newsome,
too. He says, "The fact that those are
the two front runners
uh shows how deeply deranged the
Democrat party is. Let them fight it
out. We'll figure it out. Maybe the may
may the dumbest candidate win.
So he's just calling them dumb.
Who's the other one? Newsome and
I don't even know what other one he's
talking about.
Well, Trump is threatening Rathon,
one of our biggest uh defense
contractors, because they have not let
enough to bring manufacturing back to
the US. And so, he's threatening them
with uh
let's see what what is the threat.
Um he doesn't want to see them do stock
buybacks
and they have spent tens of billions. Uh
but they got to get their act together.
Our country comes first. So he's
leading. So Trump is leaning on Rathon
to be more America first and bring, you
know, bigger manufacturing presence
here. Good. Would Biden have done that?
No.
And then apparently Trump has given the
green light to a sanctions bill from
hell that targets Russia.
So the initiative would intro introduce
a 500% US tariff on imports from
countries that purchase Russian oil,
gas, uranium, and other raw materials.
According to the bill's author, who
would that be? Senator Lindsey Graham.
Now, I think I warned you earlier that
I've reached a point of exhaustion
um that is caused primarily by the
disease and not by what I'm doing. So,
uh I'm going to end early today with
your permission or without actually uh
because I can't stay awake and and my
mouth is too dry to continue talking.
So, you're watching the uh the fast
decline of my situation.
I I heard from a nurse that the how you
the way you can tell how much time you
have left, like a rule of thumb, is that
if you're declining monthto month, you
probably have months to go. If you're
declining week to week, you probably
have weeks to go. And if you're
declining dayto day, well, it's pretty
close. [clears throat] I'm definitely in
the declining week to week mode. Uh I
should tell you directly. I think it's
time to tell you that I I've been in
hospice mode for um
I don't know a week now. So once you
enter hospice, it's because you know
that the other things won't work and all
of the uh you know so I'm off the plto
trial because I'm not healthy enough to
be on it and all the other things that
you're going to suggest from ivormeckin
to fenbazol.
Those were the first things I tried and
things got worse with no improvement.
Um,
a lot of you have suggestions.
Uh, the worst suggestion is
to fast. So, a lot of people believe
that you could cure cancer by fasting.
Now, if that were true, there'd be a lot
of people who cured cancer. [laughter]
Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you
could cure it by fasting. So, I'm being
bombarded by people with good intentions
who can't help me at all.
Can't help me at all. Um, as of today,
based on how I feel, I don't know if
there'll be a show tomorrow or ever
again. If I feel better, there will be.
If I feel the way I felt today, this
might be our last show.
And
uh so but I don't know that for sure.
I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes
after I'm done here. Um I won't be able
to talk to the uh locals people
privately, but I'll definitely talk to
you again.
Uh thank you for all this support.
Um just crazy support. Thank you for
everything you've done for me.
Thank you for letting me come into your
home and simultaneously sip with you.
Um I wish I could well that I've also
been told that my uh mental acuity was
sort of dropping pretty fast and I
definitely felt that today.
Now, in the past, if I've been on
painkillers or Adavan or something,
there's a reason why I wasn't as bright,
but um I'm not on a painkiller right
now. I'm not on Adavan. So, this decline
that you can see, that's actually just
my my body. It's not because of any meds
I'm doing.
So, I hate to make a big deal about it
because it ruins my experience of
looking at X when it's all about me.
[laughter]
It shouldn't be all about me.
But if I could talk
without slurring, we'd be in a lot
better shape.
So,
so this is going to be a tough week
because I'm doing some goodbyes in
person and uh for the most part it's
people I know I'll never see again and
that's pretty tough.
Pretty tough.
All right, I think I slurred my way
across this enough. Uh I think I said
what I need to say for now.
Thank you for listening and watching.
I'll try to keep things off my chin.
All right, bye for now. I I hope to see
you later, but it might not be.