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Morning and come on in here. Well, today's going to be a tough one because I fell asleep about five times just getting ready for it. So if I can stay awake, and that's partly on your responsibility, we'll have a show. So we'll see how far we get. Okay. All right. Internal server error. Are you ac…

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alled the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Ah, divine. Well, would you be surprised to find that scientists have discovered that roasted coffee is good for your blood sugar? Is there anything coffee can't do? No. Well, Amazon has launched what looks like its one millionth robot. Can you believe…

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have weeks to go. And if you're declining day to day, well, it's pretty close. I'm definitely in the declining week to week mode. I should tell you directly. I think it's time to tell you that I've been in hospice mode for I don't know, a week now. So once you enter hospice, it's because you know th…

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Morning and come on in here.

Well, today's going to be a tough one because I fell asleep about five times just getting ready for it. So if I can stay awake, and that's partly on your responsibility, we'll have a show. So we'll see how far we get.

Okay. All right.

Internal server error. Are you actually seeing and hearing me? There's some kind of error condition on my Rumble Studio. Let me know if this is working. Is it? Yes. Okay. All right then.

Let's start with the simultaneous sip. Who's up for that? All of you. I know why you're here. You're here for the simultaneous sip. All you need is a cup or mug or glass, a tanker, a chain, a canteen, a sugar flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I'd like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the simultaneous sip. It makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

Ah, divine.

Well, would you be surprised to find that scientists have discovered that roasted coffee is good for your blood sugar? Is there anything coffee can't do? No.

Well, Amazon has launched what looks like its one millionth robot. Can you believe that? Amazon has already launched one million robots, but they've tried to train seven hundred thousand people to be upskilled. So you know, the net isn't that bad. I feel like the only reason they need humans is for that last part from the truck to the door. And the only reason they need that is because it'll keep the robots from being attacked. I feel like the robots could already do that, but it would lack some humanity. So sooner or later your Amazon package will be delivered by a humanoid robot.

Anyway, here's more good news for Elon Musk. A court has decided that Elon can go forward with his lawsuit against OpenAI. Now you might know that Elon was one of the original backers of OpenAI, but he was under the impression that it was going to stay open sourced and be for the good of humanity. But Sam Altman and Greg Brockman, he alleges, plotted against the for-profit enterprise and tried to turn it into a profitable enterprise, which so far they have. But the funniest part is that Elon is referring to Sam Altman as Scam Altman. He said that on X: Scam Altman. And he says he lies as easily as he breathes now. Do you think he learned that from Trump, the nicknames? It feels like it, doesn't it? Yeah.

I'm going to have to take a sip. Stay awake, Scott. And that was me spilling all over my shirt. That was messy. Let's see if it helps.

But I love the fact that Elon is using nicknames now. Very Trumpian. And there's a very good chance that he might wrestle control of the entire thing back to whatever it was and OpenAI will just be in bad shape. Imagine being Elon and he contributed thirty-eight million to this thing under one set of assumptions and then the assumptions changed. I'd be pissed. But looks like he's going to win.

Well, apparently the Trump administration has launched a new dietary guideline and it looks about right to me. So it's got whole grains at the bottom, meaning don't eat as much of those, but at the top would be protein, dairy, and healthy fats, the vegetables, and fruit. That sounds exactly what I would have done. Why did it take so long? They could have just asked me. "Scott, where should we put it at the top of the pyramid?" I would know. I think I nailed that one.

Here's a story that is so unbelievable. According to Secretary Marco Rubio, the US is leaving sixty-six anti-American, useless or wasted international organizations. Now, how in the world did we get to sixty-six worthless international organizations? How does that even happen? Sixty-six. Now, I was a little skeptical until I saw the list. Once you see the list, it's just obvious that they're useless. So no other president but Trump would have quit. Again, it's an only-Trump situation.

Also, according to the New York Post, Trump is signing an order to get out of some UN coalition thing that was a racist organization. So apparently it was the UN Permanent Forum on People of African Descent and they were promoting racial grievances. So Trump just said, "We're not going to be part of a racist organization," and he's going to quit. Now, why did that take so long? How in the world were we supporting a racist organization? Well, it's DEI. So there was a time not long ago when people were dumb enough to think that DEI was an anti-racist thing, but it definitely was primarily a racist thing and Trump recognizes that.

Well, we got some fireworks. My voice is failing. We got some fireworks in Minnesota. Obviously you know about all the claims of fraud. And I guess the Minnesota state reps had some kind of a hearing. And according to them, there's no doubt about it that Tim Walz knew about all the fraud. And there's no doubt about it that Keith Ellison, their AG, also knew about it. He actually is on video and audio, I guess, actually saying that he would stall the investigators. So the claim was that there were about a thousand whistleblowers and all of them had to back off because they were threatened with firing and losing their pensions and stuff. So if you ever wondered if you can threaten a thousand people to back off, the answer is yes, and for years. But also apparently the newspaper backed off. So the local newspaper, which had been making reports about this for years, didn't run any stories about it or very little. So they were obviously in on it too.

Elon has posted "Prosecute Tim Walz" and I guess ninety percent of the people charged with the fraud are Somali background. Now this is the sort of thing that you wouldn't have believed a little while ago.

Some on my chin. I'm losing my feeling in my mouth, so I can't tell what's on me or not. Chin. Chin. Yeah. So you can see it. All right. Well, we're going to have to live with that. All right, that's the best I can do.

So once again, we live in awe that all of that went on for so long and thousands of people were aware of it and nothing happened. Thousands knew about it and nothing happened. Wow.

Apparently according to Fox News, this group organizing protests against the Maduro capture are funded by who do you think? Funded by George Soros-linked Open Society Foundation. How does George Soros stay out of jail? How in the world is it not the biggest thing in the world that he's funding things that are bad for America? There's no law against any of that. Weird.

Well, let's take a sip and see if anything gets better. I have to be careful sipping or I'll choke. Well, this might end very soon. Sorry about that.

Well, you've heard the story told by General Mike Flynn and Patrick Byrne and some others. But it's so amazing that this happened as well. As far as I know, I think this happened: that there was this major Venezuelan connection and they were going to cheat the election and allegedly they've been cheating for years in lots of different countries and getting away with it. But what I didn't know is how they took down the alleged Serbian data center before they could cheat in the election. Because the allegation is that the machines were tied to some Serbian data center and that's how the cheating happened. But I always wondered. Patrick Byrne said that it got taken down and apparently it was because Elon Musk looked at what they had, listened to the whistleblowers, decided it was real that the elections were being rigged by Dominion, I guess, and at some point our cybersecurity people got involved and just in time they took down the data center. And that's the only reason that Trump won, is that the cyber guys knocked it offline just in time.

But the part that is just mind-boggling is that several of them had to flee for their lives because the bad guys were after them and they should have, well let me put it this way: apparently this was in the domain of if you talked about it, you would be killed, as opposed to if you talked about it, nobody would listen. This was a serious "we're going to kill you all for uncovering this." And that makes sense because the scale of this crime would be kind of unprecedented. Yeah.

So the thing that I'm learning is that at some level of crime, they do chase you from country to country and kill you. That seems to be like a real thing.

Now, could it be that I've been fooled by the Kraken? Am I being, you know, is it part of you debunking something? I don't know if this will ever be fully uncovered, but it looks like Trump was not exactly fully informed about this until just about the last minute, maybe after the last minute. But this would be a case where Elon Musk saved the world if these allegations are true.

All right. Some of those New York City protests against ICE are being paid for by the Party for Socialism and Liberation. Basically a billionaire who lives in China. So why is that legal? Why can some billionaire who lives in China organize protests in the United States and try to take down our government? Well, I think they should be going to jail.

Here's a story. I don't know if to believe it or not, but apparently Trump was negotiating drug prices with the French president Macron. Now, why would Trump be negotiating drug prices with a French president? I don't know. But Trump's version is that, quote, "I said, 'Okay, here's the story, Emmanuel. If on Monday you haven't agreed to every single thing that we want, I'm putting a twenty-five percent tariff on everything coming out of France.'" And then Trump says that Emmanuel said, "No, no, no, no, you cannot do that." I said, "I can do that and I will do that even for national security. I'll do that but this is for medical security." And then Emmanuel said to me, "Donald, you have a deal." I love Trump's, I like it when Trump tells a story in his own voice and so he's so pro-Trumpian, of course. So I don't know what that's all about, but maybe our drug prices are coming down.

Allegedly President Trump is announcing that he's going to take steps to make it impossible for big corporations to buy single-family homes because they're competing with people who are not institutions and it makes the price of the homes go up. Supply and demand. So that feels like a thing that would immediately help affordability. Just tell the institutions they can't buy private homes. Sounds like a good idea to me.

All right. Here's a story I don't understand. The president of Colombia had a good phone call with President Trump and he dropped the tough-guy act, they're saying, and that they got along okay on the phone and so they're going to get together. Would you feel safe if you're the president of Colombia and you were going to get together in the United States right after the president of Venezuela got nabbed? What would stop us from nabbing him? Do we have a bunch of indictments against the president of Colombia? And what if we do? Would it be wrong for us to nab him if he came for a meeting? Probably would be. Yeah, I don't think we would nab him under those conditions. But I do wonder what exactly he's going to offer and how exactly we would ever be made happy because I don't see any chance they're going to stop doing drugs or selling them. And I don't see any way that Trump will be happy unless he does. So what in the world can they accomplish by getting together? We'll find out.

Well, the Danes over there in Denmark, they said, "Our troops will fire immediately if America invades Greenland. No orders needed." So apparently there's some 1952 regulation that says Greenland can just start firing back if anybody attacks them and that rule remains in force. What would happen if they did shoot back? If Trump surged our military into Greenland and they fired, how long would that last? And would that even be a good idea to shoot back? So that looks like a bluff to me. I'm going to call that a bluff.

So apparently in Portland, Maine's public schools, there's going to be some training on how to resist federal officers from detaining illegals. In the months ahead, they say all staff will receive training in active bystander intervention in the face of potential federal immigration actions. So they're actually training their staff to resist legal orders in Maine. That doesn't seem like a good idea, does it?

And then as you know Iran's protests continue. I still can't tell how much of the Iran stuff is a colored revolution, meaning driven by the outside, and how much is really internally driven. But some say this is from the European Conservative that this time it feels different. But will it be? I think the regime has probably a better chance of surviving than other people do because we keep getting disappointed by that. And who knows if it's even better. Would it even be better for Iran? Because if the government falls, things can get dicey. So it might get dicey.

Well, here's a positive thought that we've reached the singularity. Now, people have a different view of what that means, but one view is that the robots will start doing all the work. And I saw a Jeffrey Weil post about this and he thinks that food costs could go down because you might have a robot that grows your food, does your gardening, and then prepares it for you. Do you think we're even close to that where a robot can be your gardener and make enough groceries for you that it would change your expenses? Well, you're going to have to save a lot of money on groceries to afford a twenty-thousand-dollar robot and all the electricity that will require, but I like the optimism. Yep. The robots are already going to bring down our expenses. Not really. Not anytime soon.

Well, Scott Jennings says he thinks we're having an epidemic of political vigilantism. Now, I think that has to do with the shooting in Minnesota. Somebody tried to stop ICE or something and got shot. I'm not really paying too much attention to that story, frankly. But what I didn't know is, did you know there have been, what did he say, hundreds, hundreds of situations where cars have tried to ram ICE agents? Is that possible? Hundreds already. It seems too high. But the fact that hundreds of people think they can drive their car into a bunch of law enforcement is shocking. And I don't know that there's going to be less of that anytime soon.

Well, JD Vance had an interview with Jesse Watters and made a bunch of news. He said we're going to have some big announcements in the coming days about the administration cracking down on fraud by illegals and others. And he points out that even if no fraud happens, eighty-five percent of Somali migrants collect welfare. Eighty-five percent are on welfare and that's unacceptable, as he points out. Yes it is. That would be unacceptable. Oh man.

And Representative Anna Paulina Luna, based on the testimonies given to Congress, I guess, she says she has enough evidence to believe that both Tim Walz and Keith Ellison were knowingly complicit in the Somali fraud scheme in Minnesota. So she has referred both of them to the DOJ for criminal charges. When do we just see the charges? How long does it take to put Tim Walz in jail? Because he definitely belongs in jail, it looks like to me.

Anyway, and then Tim Walz fighting back hard. He says, "I have a very simple message. We do not need any further help from the federal government." Okay. He says, "Here's where it gets dangerous." He says, "I've issued warning orders to prepare the Minnesota National Guard. We have soldiers in training and prepared to be deployed if necessary. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight. We will not take the bait." So not only is he the most obviously fraudulent governor of all time, but now he's going to try to weaponize his National Guard to actually have a military confrontation with the US government. That seems like the worst idea I've ever heard. But what options does he have? He's pretty much backed against the wall. Unbelievable. I don't think he would pull the trigger on that, but maybe.

So Elon Musk has predicted that the Tesla Optimus robots will someday surpass the best human surgeons. And he said that if you give them four years, it's absolutely certain. It might not happen this year or next year, but in four years your surgeon will be a robot. I don't know how much I trust that, but I wouldn't have trusted self-driving cars either, so I guess I'll get used to it, especially if it's way cheaper.

JD Vance is talking about Gavin Newsom too. He says the fact that those are the two front-runners shows how deeply deranged the Democrat party is. Let them fight it out. We'll figure it out. Maybe the dumbest candidate win. So he's just calling them dumb. Who's the other one? Newsom and I don't even know what other one he's talking about.

Well, Trump is threatening Raytheon, one of our biggest defense contractors, because they have not done enough to bring manufacturing back to the US. And so he's threatening them with, let's see what the threat is. He doesn't want to see them do stock buybacks and they have spent tens of billions. But they got to get their act together. Our country comes first. So he's leaning on Raytheon to be more America first and bring bigger manufacturing presence here. Good. Would Biden have done that? No.

And then apparently Trump has given the green light to a sanctions bill from hell that targets Russia. So the initiative would introduce a five-hundred-percent US tariff on imports from countries that purchase Russian oil, gas, uranium, and other raw materials. According to the bill's author, who would that be? Senator Lindsey Graham.

Now, I think I warned you earlier that I've reached a point of exhaustion that is caused primarily by the disease and not by what I'm doing. So I'm going to end early today with your permission or without actually because I can't stay awake and my mouth is too dry to continue talking. So you're watching the fast decline of my situation.

I heard from a nurse that the way you can tell how much time you have left, like a rule of thumb, is that if you're declining month to month, you probably have months to go. If you're declining week to week, you probably have weeks to go. And if you're declining day to day, well, it's pretty close. I'm definitely in the declining week to week mode. I should tell you directly. I think it's time to tell you that I've been in hospice mode for I don't know, a week now. So once you enter hospice, it's because you know that the other things won't work and all of the, you know, so I'm off the PLTO trial because I'm not healthy enough to be on it and all the other things that you're going to suggest from ivermectin to fenbendazole. Those were the first things I tried and things got worse with no improvement.

A lot of you have suggestions. The worst suggestion is to fast. So a lot of people believe that you could cure cancer by fasting. Now if that were true, there'd be a lot of people who cured cancer. Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you could cure it by fasting. So I'm being bombarded by people with good intentions who can't help me at all. Can't help me at all.

As of today, based on how I feel, I don't know if there'll be a show tomorrow or ever again. If I feel better, there will be. If I feel the way I felt today, this might be our last show. And so but I don't know that for sure. I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes after I'm done here. I won't be able to talk to the Locals people privately, but I'll definitely talk to you again.

Thank you for all this support. Just crazy support. Thank you for everything you've done for me. Thank you for letting me come into your home and simultaneously sip with you. I wish I could, well that I've also been told that my mental acuity was sort of dropping pretty fast and I definitely felt that today. Now in the past if I've been on painkillers or Ativan or something, there's a reason why I wasn't as bright, but I'm not on a painkiller right now. I'm not on Ativan. So this decline that you can see, that's actually just my body. It's not because of any meds I'm on.

So I hate to make a big deal about it because it ruins my experience of looking at X when it's all about me. It shouldn't be all about me. But if I could talk without slurring, we'd be in a lot better shape. So this is going to be a tough week because I'm doing some goodbyes in person and for the most part it's people I know I'll never see again and that's pretty tough. Pretty tough.

All right, I think I slurred my way across this enough. I think I said what I need to say for now. Thank you for listening and watching. I'll try to keep things off my chin. All right, bye for now. I hope to see you later, but it might not be.

morning and come on in here.

Well, today's going to be a tough one because I fell asleep about five times just getting ready for it.

So, if I can stay awake and that's partly on your responsibility, we'll have a show.

So, we'll see how far we get.

Okay.

All right.

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Who's up for that?

All of you.

I know why you're here.

You're here for the satellit sip.

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Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I'd like coffee.

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Well, would you be surprised to find that scientists have discovered that roasted coffee is good for your blood sugar?

Is there anything coffee can't do?

No.

Well, Amazon has launched uh it looks like it's 1 millionth robot.

Can you believe that?

Amazon has already launched 1 million robots, but they've tried to train 700,000 people to be upskilled.

So, you know, the net isn't that bad.

I feel like the only reason they need humans is for that last part from the from the truck to the door.

And the only reason they need that is because it'll keep the uh robots from being attacked.

I feel like the robots could already do that, but it would be too it would lack some humanity.

So sooner or later, your Amazon package will be delivered by a humanoid robot.

Anyway, here's more good news for Elon Musk.

So, a court has decided that um that tr that Elon can go forward with his lawsuit against Open AI.

Now, you might know that he uh Elon was one of the original backers of Open AI, but he was under the impression that it was going to stay open sourced and be for the good of humanity.

Uh but Sam Olman and Greg Brockman, he alleges, plotted against the for-profit um enterprise and tried to turn it into a profitable enterprise, which so far they have.

But the funniest part is that Elon is referring to Sam Alman as Scam Alman.

He said that on X scam old man.

And he says he he lies as easily as he breathes now.

Do you think he learned that from Trump the nicknames?

It feels like it, doesn't it?

Yeah.

I'm going have to take a sip.

Stay awake, Scott.

And that was me spilling all over my shirt.

That was messy.

Let's see if it helps.

But I love the fact that uh that Elon is using nicknames now.

Very Trumpian.

and there's a very good chance that he might wrestle control of the entire thing back to whatever it was and Open AI will just be in bad shape.

Um, imagine being Elon and he contributed 38 million to this thing under one set of assumptions and then the assumptions changed.

I'd be pissed, but looks like he's going to win.

Well, apparently the Trump administration has launched a new dietary guideline and it looks about right to me.

So, it's got whole grains um whole grains at the bottom, meaning don't eat as much as those, but at the top would be protein, dairy, and healthy fats, the vegetables, and fruit.

That sounds exactly what I would have done.

Why did it take him so long?

They could have just asked me, "Scott, where's it?

Why should we put at the top of the pyramid?" I would know.

I think I nailed that one.

Here's a story that is so unbelievable.

According to Secretary Marco Rubio, uh, the US is leaving 66 anti-American, useless or wasted international organizations.

Now, how in the world did we get to 66 worthless international organizations?

How does that even happen?

66.

Now, I was a little skeptical until I saw the list.

Once you see the list, it's just obvious that they're So, no other president but Trump would have quit.

Again, it's an only Trump situation.

Also, um, according to the New York Post, Trump is signing order to get out of some UN coalition thing that was a racist organization.

So, um, apparently it was the UN permanent forum on people of African descent and they were promoting racial grievances.

So, Trump just said, "We're not going to be part of a racist organization and he's going to quit." Now, why did that take so long?

How in the world were we supporting a racist organization?

Well, it's DEI.

So, there was a time not long ago when people were dumb enough to think that DEI DEI was an anti-racist thing, but definitely was it was primarily a racist thing and Trump recognizes that.

Well, um, we got some fireworks.

My voice is failing.

We got some fireworks in Minnesota.

Uh, obviously you know about all the the claims of fraud.

And I guess the uh Minnesota state reps had some kind of a hearing.

And according to them, there's no doubt about it that Tim Walls knew about all the fraud.

And there's no doubt about it that Keith Ellison, their AG, also knew about he actually is on a he's on video and audio I guess um actually saying that he would stall the investigators.

So the claim was that there were about a thousand whistleblowers and all of them had to back off because they were threatened with um firing and losing their pensions and stuff.

So if you ever wondered if you ever wondered can you threaten a thousand people to back off the answer is yes and for years.

But uh also apparently the newspaper backed off.

So the local newspaper which had been making reports about this for years didn't run any stories about it or very little.

So they were obviously in on it too.

Um Elon has posted prosecute Tim Walls and I guess 90% of the people charged with the fraud are Somali background.

Now this is the sort of thing that you wouldn't have believed a little while ago.

some on my chin.

I'm losing my feeling in my my mouth, so I can't tell what's on me or not.

Chin.

Jin chin.

Yeah.

So, you can see it.

All right.

Well, we're going to have to live with that.

All right, that's the best I can do.

Um, so once again, we live in awe that uh that all of that went on for so long and thousands of people were aware of it and nothing happened.

Thousands knew about it and nothing happened.

Wow.

Um, apparently according to Fox News, um, this is a group organizing protests against the Madura Capture are funded by who do you think?

Funded by George Soros linked open society foundation.

How does George Soros stay out of jail?

How in the world is it not like the biggest thing in the world that they he's funding things that are bad for America?

There's no law against any of that.

Weird.

Well, let's take a sip and see if anything gets better.

I have to be careful sipping or I'll choke.

Well, this might end very soon.

Sorry about that.

Well, you've heard the story told by General Mike Flynn and Patrick Burn and uh um some others.

But it's so amazing that this happened as well.

As far as I know, I think this happened that there was this, you know, major Venezuelan connection and they were going to they were going to cheat the election and allegedly they've been cheating for years in lots of different countries and getting away with it.

But what I didn't know is how they took down the alleged Serbian data center before they could cheat in the election because the the allegation is that the machines were tied to some Serbian um data center and that's how the cheating happened.

Um, but I always wondered, Patrick Burns said that it got taken down and apparently it was because Elon Musk looked at what they had, listened to the whistleblowers, decided it was real that the elections were being rigged by Dominion, I guess, and at some point our cyber security people got involved and just in time they took down the data center.

And that's the only reason that Trump won is that the cyber the cyber guys knocked it offline just in time.

But the part that is just mindboggling is that you know several of them had to flee for their lives because the the bad guys were after them and they should have um well let me put it this way.

Apparently, this was in the domain of if you talked about it, you would be killed as opposed to if you talked about it, nobody would listen.

This was a serious we're going to kill you all for uncovering this.

And that makes sense because the scale of this crime would be kind of unprecedented.

Yeah.

So, uh, the thing that I'm learning is that at some level of crime, they do chase you from country to country and kill you.

That seems to be like a real thing.

Now, could it be that I've been fooled by the Kraken?

Am I being uh you know is it part of you debunking something?

I don't know if this will ever be fully uncovered, but it looks like Trump was not exactly fully informed about this until just about the last minute, maybe after the last minute.

But this would be a case where Elon Musk saved the world if these allegations are true.

All right.

Some of those New York City protests against ICE are being paid for by the Party for Socialism and Liberation.

Basically, a billionaire who lives in China.

So why is that legal?

Why can some billionaire who lives in China organize protests in the United States and try to take down our government?

Well, I think they should be going to jail.

Here's a story.

I don't know if to believe it or not, but apparently Trump was uh negotiating drug prices with f the French president Mcronone.

Now, why would Trump be negotiating drug prices, drug prices with a French president?

I don't know.

But Trump's version is that, quote, I said, "Okay, here's a story, Emanuel.

If on Monday, you haven't agreed to every single thing that we want.

I'm putting a 25% tariff on everything coming out of France." And then Trump says that Emmanuel said he said no no no no you cannot do that.

I said I can do that and I will do that even for national security.

I'll do that but this is for medical security.

And then Emanuel said to me Donald uh you have a deal.

I I love Trump's uh I like it when Trump tells a story in his own voice and so he's so pro- Trumpian, of course.

So, I don't know what that's all about, but maybe maybe our drug prices are coming down.

Um, allegedly, President Trump is announcing that he's going to take steps to um make it impossible uh for big corporations to buy single family homes because they're competing with people who are not institutions and it makes the price of the homes go up.

Supply and demand.

So that feels like a thing that would immediately help affordability.

Just tell the institutions they can't buy private homes.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

All right.

Here's a story I don't understand.

that the president of Colombia had a good phone call with President Trump and uh he he dropped the tough guy act they're saying and that they got along okay on the phone and so they're going to get together.

Would you feel safe if you're the president of Colombia and you were going to get together in the United States right after the president president of Venezuela got nabbed?

What would stop us from nabbing him?

Do we have a bunch of indictments against the president of Colombia?

And what if we do?

Would it be wrong for us to nab him when he if he came for a meeting?

probably would be.

Yeah, I don't think we would nab him under those conditions.

But I do wonder what exactly he's going to offer and how exactly we would ever be made happy because I don't see any chance they're going to stop doing drugs or selling them.

And I don't see any way that Trump will be happy unless he does.

So, what in the world can they accomplish by getting together?

We'll find out.

Well, the the Danes over there in Denmark, uh, they said, "Our troops will fire immediately if America invades Greenland.

No orders needed." So apparently there's some 1952 regulation that says Greenland can just start firing back if anybody attacks them and that that rule remains in force.

What would happen if they did shoot back?

If Trump surged our military into Greenland and they fired, how long would that last?

And would that even be a good idea to shoot back?

So that looks like a bluff to me.

I'm going to call that a bluff.

So apparently in Portland, Maine's public schools, there's going to be some training on how to resist federal officers from detaining illegals.

In the months ahead, they say all staff will receive training in active bystander intervention in the face of potential federal immigration actions.

So, they're actually training their staff to resist legal orders in Maine.

That doesn't seem like a good idea, does it?

And then uh as you know Iran's protests continue.

I still can't tell how much of the Iran stuff is a colored revolution meaning driven by the outside and how much is really internally driven.

But some say this is from the European conservative that this time it feels different.

But will it be?

Um, I think the regime has a better probably a better chance of surviving than other people do because we keep getting disappointed by that.

And who knows if it's even better.

Would it even be better for Iran?

Because if the government falls, things can get dicey.

So, it might get dicey.

Um, well, here's a positive thought that we've reached the singularity.

Now, people have a different view of what that means, but one view is that the robots will start doing all the work.

And I saw a Jeffrey Wel post about this and he he thinks that food costs could go down because you might have a robot that grows your food, does your gardening, and then prepares it for you?

Do you think we're even close to that where a robot can be your gardener and make enough groceries for you that it would change your expenses?

Well, you're going to have to save a lot of money on groceries to afford a $20,000 robot and all the electricity that will require, but I like the optimism.

Yep.

The robots are already going to bring down our expenses.

Not really.

Not Not anytime soon.

Well, Scott Jennings says he thinks we're having an epidemic of political vigilantism.

Now, I think that has to do with the uh shooting in Minnesota.

Somebody tried to stop ICE or something and got shot.

I'm not really paying too much attention to that story, frankly.

Um, but what I didn't know is did you know there have been what did he say?

Hundreds.

Hundreds of situations where car cars have tried to ram ICE agents.

Is that possible?

Hundreds already.

It seems too high.

But the fact that hundreds of people think they can drive their car into bunch of law enforcements is shocking.

And I don't know that there's going to be less of that anytime soon.

Well, uh, JD Vance had an interview with Jesse Waters and made a bunch of news.

He said, u, we're going to have some big announcements in the coming days about the administration cracking down on fraud by illegals and others.

And he points out that even if even if and this is of course not true but even if no fraud happens 85% of Somali migrants collect welfare 85% are on welfare and that's unacceptable as he points out.

Yes it is.

That would be unacceptable.

Oh man.

and Representative Anna Paulina Luna uh based on the testimonies given to Congress, I guess, she says she has enough evidence to believe that both Tim Walsh and Keith Ellison were knowingly complicit in the Somali fraud scheme in Minnesota.

So, she has referred both of them to the DOJ for criminal charges.

When do we just see the charges?

How long does it take to put Tim Walls in jail?

Cuz he definitely belongs in jail, it looks like to me.

Anyway, and then Tim Wolf fighting back hard, he says, I have a very simple message.

We do not need any further help from the federal government.

Uh, okay.

He says, "Here's where it gets dangerous." He says, "I've issued warning orders to prepare the Minnesota National Guard.

We have soldiers in training and prepared to be deployed if necessary.

Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight.

We will not take the bait." So, not only is he the most obvious, fraudulent governor of all time, but now he's going to try to weaponize his national guard to actually have a military confrontation with the US government.

That seems like the worst idea I've ever heard.

But what options does he have?

He's pretty much back back against the wall.

Unbelievable.

I don't think he would pull the trigger on that, but maybe.

So, Elon Musk has predicted that the Tesla Optimus robots will someday surpass the best human surgeons.

And he said that if you give them four years, it's absolutely certain.

It might not happen this year or next year, but in four years, your surgeon will be a robot.

I don't know how much I trust that, but I wouldn't have trusted self-driving cars either, so I guess I'll get used to it, especially if it's way cheaper.

Um, JD Vance is talking about Gavin Newsome, too.

He says, "The fact that those are the two front runners uh shows how deeply deranged the Democrat party is.

Let them fight it out.

We'll figure it out.

Maybe the may may the dumbest candidate win.

So he's just calling them dumb.

Who's the other one?

Newsome and I don't even know what other one he's talking about.

Well, Trump is threatening Rathon, one of our biggest uh defense contractors, because they have not let enough to bring manufacturing back to the US.

And so, he's threatening them with uh let's see what what is the threat.

Um he doesn't want to see them do stock buybacks and they have spent tens of billions.

Uh but they got to get their act together.

Our country comes first.

So he's leading.

So Trump is leaning on Rathon to be more America first and bring, you know, bigger manufacturing presence here.

Good.

Would Biden have done that?

No.

And then apparently Trump has given the green light to a sanctions bill from hell that targets Russia.

So the initiative would intro introduce a 500% US tariff on imports from countries that purchase Russian oil, gas, uranium, and other raw materials.

According to the bill's author, who would that be?

Senator Lindsey Graham.

Now, I think I warned you earlier that I've reached a point of exhaustion um that is caused primarily by the disease and not by what I'm doing.

So, uh I'm going to end early today with your permission or without actually uh because I can't stay awake and and my mouth is too dry to continue talking.

So, you're watching the uh the fast decline of my situation.

I I heard from a nurse that the how you the way you can tell how much time you have left, like a rule of thumb, is that if you're declining monthto month, you probably have months to go.

If you're declining week to week, you probably have weeks to go.

And if you're declining dayto day, well, it's pretty close.

I'm definitely in the declining week to week mode.

Uh I should tell you directly.

I think it's time to tell you that I I've been in hospice mode for um I don't know a week now.

So once you enter hospice, it's because you know that the other things won't work and all of the uh you know so I'm off the plto trial because I'm not healthy enough to be on it and all the other things that you're going to suggest from ivormeckin to fenbazol.

Those were the first things I tried and things got worse with no improvement.

Um, a lot of you have suggestions.

Uh, the worst suggestion is to fast.

So, a lot of people believe that you could cure cancer by fasting.

Now, if that were true, there'd be a lot of people who cured cancer.

Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you could cure it by fasting.

So, I'm being bombarded by people with good intentions who can't help me at all.

Can't help me at all.

Um, as of today, based on how I feel, I don't know if there'll be a show tomorrow or ever again.

If I feel better, there will be.

If I feel the way I felt today, this might be our last show.

And uh so but I don't know that for sure.

I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes after I'm done here.

Um I won't be able to talk to the uh locals people privately, but I'll definitely talk to you again.

Uh thank you for all this support.

Um just crazy support.

Thank you for everything you've done for me.

Thank you for letting me come into your home and simultaneously sip with you.

Um I wish I could well that I've also been told that my uh mental acuity was sort of dropping pretty fast and I definitely felt that today.

Now, in the past, if I've been on painkillers or Adavan or something, there's a reason why I wasn't as bright, but um I'm not on a painkiller right now.

I'm not on Adavan.

So, this decline that you can see, that's actually just my my body.

It's not because of any meds I'm doing.

So, I hate to make a big deal about it because it ruins my experience of looking at X when it's all about me.

It shouldn't be all about me.

But if I could talk without slurring, we'd be in a lot better shape.

So, so this is going to be a tough week because I'm doing some goodbyes in person and uh for the most part it's people I know I'll never see again and that's pretty tough.

Pretty tough.

All right, I think I slurred my way across this enough.

Uh I think I said what I need to say for now.

Thank you for listening and watching.

I'll try to keep things off my chin.

All right, bye for now.

I I hope to see you later, but it might not be.

morning [snorts]

and come on in here.

Well, today's going to be a tough one

because I fell asleep about five times

just getting ready for it. So, if I can

stay awake

and that's partly on your

responsibility,

we'll have a show.

So, we'll see how far we get. Okay.

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Let's start with the

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>> divine.

Well, would you be surprised to find

that scientists have discovered

that roasted coffee is good for your

blood sugar?

Is there anything coffee can't do? No.

Well, Amazon has launched uh it looks

like it's 1 millionth robot.

Can you believe that?

Amazon has already launched 1 million

robots, but they've tried to train

700,000 people to be upskilled. So, you

know, the net isn't that bad.

I feel like the only reason they need

humans is for [clears throat] that last

part from the from the truck to the

door. And the only reason they need that

is because it'll keep the uh robots from

being attacked.

I feel like the robots could already do

that, but it would be too

it would lack some humanity.

So sooner or later, your Amazon package

will be delivered by a humanoid robot.

Anyway, here's more [clears throat]

good news for Elon Musk. So, a court has

decided that um

that tr that Elon can go forward with

his lawsuit against Open AI. Now, you

might know that he uh Elon was one of

the original backers of Open AI, but he

was under the impression

that it was going to stay open sourced

and be for the good of humanity. Uh but

Sam Olman

[clears throat] and Greg Brockman, he

alleges, plotted against the for-profit

um enterprise and tried to turn it into

a profitable enterprise, which so far

they have.

[clears throat]

But the funniest part is that Elon is

referring to Sam Alman as Scam Alman.

He said that on X scam old man. And he

says he he lies as easily as he breathes

now. Do you think he learned that from

Trump the nicknames?

[clears throat]

It feels like it, doesn't it?

Yeah. I'm going have to take a sip.

Stay awake, Scott.

And that was me spilling all over my

shirt.

That was messy.

Let's see if it helps.

But I love the fact that uh that Elon is

using nicknames now. Very Trumpian.

and there's a very good chance that he

might wrestle control of the entire

thing back to whatever it was and Open

AI will just be in bad shape.

Um,

imagine being Elon and he contributed 38

million to this thing under one set of

assumptions and then the assumptions

changed. I'd be pissed, but looks like

he's going to win.

Well,

apparently the Trump administration has

launched a new dietary guideline and it

looks about right to me. So, it's got

whole grains

um whole grains at the bottom, meaning

don't eat as much as those, but at the

top would be protein, dairy, and healthy

fats, the vegetables, and fruit.

That sounds exactly what I would have

done.

Why did it take him so long?

They could have just asked me, "Scott,

where's it? Why should we put at the top

of the pyramid?" I would know. I think I

nailed that one.

Here's a story that is so unbelievable.

According to Secretary Marco Rubio, uh,

the US is leaving 66 anti-American,

useless or wasted international

organizations.

Now, how in the world did we get to 66

worthless international organizations?

How does that even happen?

66. Now, I was a little skeptical until

I saw the list.

Once you see the list, it's just obvious

that they're

So, no other president but Trump would

have quit.

Again, it's an only Trump situation.

Also,

um, according to the New York Post,

Trump is signing order to get out of

some UN coalition thing that was a

racist organization.

So, um, apparently it was the UN

permanent forum on people of African

descent

and they were promoting racial

grievances.

So, Trump just said, "We're not going to

be part of a racist organization

and he's going to quit."

Now, why did that take so long? How in

the world

were we supporting a racist

organization? Well, it's DEI.

So, there was a time not long ago when

people were dumb enough to think that

DEI DEI was an anti-racist thing, but

definitely was [clears throat] it was

primarily a racist thing and Trump

recognizes that.

Well, um, we got some fireworks.

My voice is failing.

We got some fireworks in Minnesota.

Uh, obviously you know about all the the

claims of fraud.

And I guess the uh Minnesota state reps

had some kind of a hearing.

And according to them, there's no doubt

about it that Tim Walls knew about all

the fraud. And there's no doubt about it

that Keith Ellison, their AG, also knew

about he actually is on a he's on video

and audio I guess um actually saying

that he would stall the investigators.

So the claim was that there were about a

thousand whistleblowers

and all of them had to back off because

they were threatened with um firing and

losing their pensions and stuff. So if

you ever wondered

[clears throat]

if you ever wondered can you threaten a

thousand people to back off the answer

is yes and for years. But uh also

apparently the newspaper backed off. So

the local newspaper which had been

making reports about this for years

didn't run any stories about it or very

little. So they were obviously in on it

too. Um Elon has posted prosecute Tim

Walls

and I guess 90% of the people charged

with the fraud are Somali background.

Now this is the sort of thing that you

wouldn't have believed a little while

ago.

some on my chin.

I'm losing my feeling in my my mouth, so

I can't tell what's on me or not.

Chin. Jin chin.

Yeah. So, you can see it.

All right. Well, we're going to have to

live with that.

All

right, that's the best I can do.

Um, so once again, we live in awe

that uh

that all of that went on for so long and

thousands of people were aware of it and

nothing happened. Thousands

knew about it and nothing happened. Wow.

Um, apparently

according to Fox News,

um, this is a group organizing protests

against the Madura Capture are funded by

who do you think? Funded by George Soros

linked open society foundation.

How does George Soros stay out of jail?

How in the world

is it not like the biggest thing in the

world that they he's funding things that

are bad for America? There's no law

against any of that.

Weird.

Well, let's take a sip and see if

anything gets better. I have to be

careful sipping or I'll choke.

[clears throat]

Well, this might end very soon.

Sorry about that.

Well, you've heard the story

told by General Mike Flynn and Patrick

Burn and uh um some others.

But it's so amazing that this happened

as well. As far as I know, I think this

happened

that there was this, you know, major

Venezuelan connection and they were

going to they were going to cheat the

election and allegedly they've been

cheating for years in lots of different

countries and getting away with it.

But what I didn't know is how they took

down the alleged Serbian

data center before they could cheat in

the election because the the allegation

is that the machines were tied to some

Serbian

um data center and that's how the

cheating happened.

Um, but I always wondered, Patrick Burns

said that it got taken down and

apparently it was because Elon Musk

looked at what they had, listened to the

whistleblowers, decided it was real that

the elections were being rigged by

Dominion, I guess, and at some point our

cyber security people got involved and

just in time they took down the data

center. And that's the only reason that

Trump won is that the cyber the cyber

guys knocked it offline just in time.

But the part that is just mindboggling

is that you know several of them had to

flee for their lives because the the bad

guys were after them and they should

have um well let me put it this way.

Apparently, this was in the domain of if

you talked about it, you would be killed

as opposed to if you talked about it,

nobody would listen. This was a serious

we're going to kill you all for

uncovering this. And that makes sense

because the scale of this crime would be

kind of unprecedented.

Yeah.

So,

uh, the thing that I'm learning

is that at some level of crime, they do

chase you from country to country and

kill you. That seems to be like a real

thing. Now, could it be that I've been

fooled by the Kraken? Am I being uh you

know is it part of you debunking

something?

I don't know if this will ever be fully

uncovered, but it looks like Trump was

not exactly fully informed about this

until just about the last minute, maybe

after the last minute. But this would be

a case where Elon Musk saved the world

if these allegations are true.

All right. Some of those New York City

protests against ICE are being paid for

by the Party for Socialism and

Liberation. Basically, a billionaire who

lives in China.

So why is that legal?

Why can some billionaire who lives in

China organize protests in the United

States and try to take down our

government?

Well, I think they should be going to

jail.

Here's a story. I don't know if to

believe it or not, but apparently Trump

was uh negotiating drug prices with f

the French president Mcronone.

Now, why would Trump be negotiating drug

prices, drug prices with a French

president? I don't know. But Trump's

version is that, quote, I said, "Okay,

here's a story, Emanuel. If on Monday,

you haven't agreed to every single thing

that we want. I'm putting a 25% tariff

on everything coming out of France." And

then Trump says that Emmanuel said he

said no no no no you cannot do that. I

said I can do that and I will do that

even for national security. I'll do that

but this is for medical security. And

then Emanuel said to me Donald uh you

have a deal.

I I love Trump's uh I like it when Trump

tells a story in his own voice and so

he's so pro- Trumpian, of course. So, I

don't know what that's all about, but

maybe maybe our drug prices are coming

down.

Um, allegedly, President Trump is

announcing that he's going to take steps

to

um make it impossible

uh for big corporations to buy single

family homes because they're competing

with people who are not institutions and

it makes the price of the homes go up.

Supply and demand.

So that feels like a thing that would

immediately help affordability.

Just tell the institutions they can't

buy private homes.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

All right. Here's a story I don't

understand.

that the president of Colombia

had a good phone call with President

Trump and uh he he dropped the tough guy

act they're saying and that they got

along okay on the phone and so they're

going to get together.

Would you feel safe if you're the

president of Colombia and you were going

to get together in the United States

right after the president president of

Venezuela got nabbed?

What would stop us from nabbing him?

Do we have a bunch of indictments

against the president of Colombia?

And what if we do? Would it be wrong for

us to nab him when he if he came for a

meeting? probably would be. Yeah, I

don't think we would nab him under those

conditions.

But I do wonder

what exactly he's going to offer and how

exactly we would ever be made happy

because I don't see any chance they're

going to stop doing drugs or selling

them. And I don't see any way that Trump

will be happy unless he does.

So, what in the world can they

accomplish by getting together?

We'll find out.

Well, the the Danes

over there in Denmark,

[clears throat]

uh, they said, "Our troops will fire

immediately if America invades

Greenland. No orders needed."

So apparently there's some 1952

regulation that says Greenland can just

start firing back if anybody attacks

them

and that that rule remains in force.

What would happen if they did shoot

back? If Trump surged our military into

Greenland and they fired,

how long would that last? And would that

even be a good idea to shoot back? So

that looks like a bluff to me.

I'm going to call that a bluff.

So apparently in Portland, Maine's

public schools,

there's going to be some training on how

to resist federal officers from

detaining illegals. In the months ahead,

they say all staff will receive training

in active bystander intervention in the

face of potential federal immigration

actions. So, they're actually training

their staff to resist legal orders

in Maine.

That doesn't seem like a good idea, does

it?

And then

uh as you know Iran's

protests continue.

I still can't tell how much of the Iran

stuff is a colored revolution meaning

driven by the outside and how much is

really internally

driven. But some say this is from the

European conservative

that this time it feels different.

But will it be?

Um, I think the regime has a better

probably a better chance of surviving

than other people do because we keep

getting disappointed by that.

And who knows if it's even better. Would

it even be better for Iran? Because if

the government falls, things can get

dicey.

So, it might get dicey.

Um,

well, here's a positive thought that

we've reached the singularity.

Now, people have a different view of

what that means, but one view is that

the robots will start doing all the

work. And I saw a Jeffrey Wel post about

this and he he thinks that food costs

could go down because you might have a

robot that grows your food, does your

gardening, and then prepares it for you?

Do you think we're even close to that

where a robot can be your gardener and

make enough groceries for you that it

would change your expenses?

Well,

you're going to have to save a lot of

money on groceries

to afford a $20,000

robot and all the electricity that will

require,

but I like the optimism. Yep. The robots

are already going to bring down our

expenses.

Not really.

Not Not anytime soon.

Well, Scott Jennings says he thinks

we're having an epidemic of political

vigilantism.

Now, I think that has to do with the uh

shooting in Minnesota.

Somebody tried to stop ICE or something

and got shot. I'm not really paying too

much attention to that story, frankly.

Um, but what I didn't know is did you

know there have been what did he say?

Hundreds.

Hundreds of situations where car cars

have tried to ram ICE agents.

Is that possible?

Hundreds already.

It seems too high.

But the fact that hundreds of people

think they can drive their car into

bunch of law enforcements

is shocking.

And I don't know that there's going to

be less of that anytime soon.

Well, uh, JD Vance had an interview with

Jesse Waters and made a bunch of news.

He said, u, we're going to have some big

announcements in the coming days about

the administration cracking down on

fraud by illegals and others.

And he points out that even if even if

and this is of course not true but even

if no fraud happens 85% of Somali

migrants collect welfare

85% are on welfare

and that's unacceptable as he points

out. Yes it is. That would be

unacceptable.

Oh man.

and Representative Anna Paulina Luna

uh based on the testimonies given to

Congress, I guess, she says she has

enough evidence to believe that both Tim

Walsh and Keith Ellison were knowingly

complicit in the Somali fraud scheme in

Minnesota.

So, she has referred both of them to the

DOJ for criminal charges.

When do we just see the charges?

How long does it take to put Tim Walls

in jail? Cuz he definitely belongs in

[clears throat] jail, it looks like to

me.

Anyway,

and then Tim Wolf fighting back hard, he

says, I have a very simple message. We

do not need any further help from the

federal government.

Uh, okay. He says, "Here's where it gets

dangerous." He says, "I've issued

warning orders to prepare the Minnesota

National Guard. We have soldiers in

training and prepared to be deployed if

necessary.

Minnesota will not allow our community

to be used as a prop in a national

political fight. We will not take the

bait."

So,

not only is he the most obvious,

fraudulent governor of all time, but now

he's going to try to weaponize his

national guard to actually have a

military confrontation with the US

government.

That seems like the worst idea I've ever

heard. But what options does he have?

He's pretty much back back against the

wall.

Unbelievable.

I don't think he would pull the trigger

on that, but maybe.

So, Elon Musk has predicted that the

Tesla Optimus robots will someday

surpass the best human surgeons. And he

said that if you give them four years,

it's absolutely certain. It might not

happen this year or next year, but in

four years,

your surgeon will be a robot.

I don't know how much I trust that, but

I wouldn't have trusted self-driving

cars either, so I guess I'll get used to

it, especially if it's way cheaper.

Um,

JD Vance is talking about Gavin Newsome,

too. He says, "The fact that those are

the two front runners

uh shows how deeply deranged the

Democrat party is. Let them fight it

out. We'll figure it out. Maybe the may

may the dumbest candidate win.

So he's just calling them dumb.

Who's the other one? Newsome and

I don't even know what other one he's

talking about.

Well, Trump is threatening Rathon,

one of our biggest uh defense

contractors, because they have not let

enough to bring manufacturing back to

the US. And so, he's threatening them

with uh

let's see what what is the threat.

Um he doesn't want to see them do stock

buybacks

and they have spent tens of billions. Uh

but they got to get their act together.

Our country comes first. So he's

leading. So Trump is leaning on Rathon

to be more America first and bring, you

know, bigger manufacturing presence

here. Good. Would Biden have done that?

No.

And then apparently Trump has given the

green light to a sanctions bill from

hell that targets Russia.

So the initiative would intro introduce

a 500% US tariff on imports from

countries that purchase Russian oil,

gas, uranium, and other raw materials.

According to the bill's author, who

would that be? Senator Lindsey Graham.

Now, I think I warned you earlier that

I've reached a point of exhaustion

um that is caused primarily by the

disease and not by what I'm doing. So,

uh I'm going to end early today with

your permission or without actually uh

because I can't stay awake and and my

mouth is too dry to continue talking.

So, you're watching the uh the fast

decline of my situation.

I I heard from a nurse that the how you

the way you can tell how much time you

have left, like a rule of thumb, is that

if you're declining monthto month, you

probably have months to go. If you're

declining week to week, you probably

have weeks to go. And if you're

declining dayto day, well, it's pretty

close. [clears throat] I'm definitely in

the declining week to week mode. Uh I

should tell you directly. I think it's

time to tell you that I I've been in

hospice mode for um

I don't know a week now. So once you

enter hospice, it's because you know

that the other things won't work and all

of the uh you know so I'm off the plto

trial because I'm not healthy enough to

be on it and all the other things that

you're going to suggest from ivormeckin

to fenbazol.

Those were the first things I tried and

things got worse with no improvement.

Um,

a lot of you have suggestions.

Uh, the worst suggestion is

to fast. So, a lot of people believe

that you could cure cancer by fasting.

Now, if that were true, there'd be a lot

of people who cured cancer. [laughter]

Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you

could cure it by fasting. So, I'm being

bombarded by people with good intentions

who can't help me at all.

Can't help me at all. Um, as of today,

based on how I feel, I don't know if

there'll be a show tomorrow or ever

again. If I feel better, there will be.

If I feel the way I felt today, this

might be our last show.

And

uh so but I don't know that for sure.

I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes

after I'm done here. Um I won't be able

to talk to the uh locals people

privately, but I'll definitely talk to

you again.

Uh thank you for all this support.

Um just crazy support. Thank you for

everything you've done for me.

Thank you for letting me come into your

home and simultaneously sip with you.

Um I wish I could well that I've also

been told that my uh mental acuity was

sort of dropping pretty fast and I

definitely felt that today.

Now, in the past, if I've been on

painkillers or Adavan or something,

there's a reason why I wasn't as bright,

but um I'm not on a painkiller right

now. I'm not on Adavan. So, this decline

that you can see, that's actually just

my my body. It's not because of any meds

I'm doing.

So, I hate to make a big deal about it

because it ruins my experience of

looking at X when it's all about me.

[laughter]

It shouldn't be all about me.

But if I could talk

without slurring, we'd be in a lot

better shape.

So,

so this is going to be a tough week

because I'm doing some goodbyes in

person and uh for the most part it's

people I know I'll never see again and

that's pretty tough.

Pretty tough.

All right, I think I slurred my way

across this enough. Uh I think I said

what I need to say for now.

Thank you for listening and watching.

I'll try to keep things off my chin.

All right, bye for now. I I hope to see

you later, but it might not be.