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alled the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Ah, divine. Well, would you be surprised to find that scientists have discovered that roasted coffee is good for your blood sugar? Is there anything coffee can't do? No. Well, Amazon has launched what looks like its one millionth robot. Can you believe that? Amazon has already launched one million robots, but they've tried to train seven hundred thous…

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have weeks to go. And if you're declining day to day, well, it's pretty close. I'm definitely in the declining week to week mode. I should tell you directly. I think it's time to tell you that I've been in hospice mode for I don't know, a week now. So once you enter hospice, it's because you know that the other things won't work and all of the, you know, so I'm off the PLTO trial because I'm not healthy enough to be on it and all the other things that you're going to suggest from ivermectin to fenbendazole. Those were the first things I tried and things got worse with no improvement.

A lot of you have suggestions. The worst suggestion is to fast. So a lot of people believe that you could cure cancer by fasting. Now if that were true, there'd be a lot of people who cured cancer. Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you could cure it by fasting. So I'm being bombarded by people with good intentions who can't help me at all. Can't help me at all.

As of today, based on how I feel, I don't know if there'll be a show tomorrow or ever again. If I feel better, there will be. If I feel the way I felt today, this might be our last show. And so but I don't know that for sure. I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes after I'm done here. I won't be able to talk to the Locals people privately, but I'll definitely talk to you again.

Thank you for all this support. Just crazy support. Thank you for everything you've done for me. Thank you for letting me come into your home and simultaneously sip with you. I wish I could, well that I've also been told that my mental acuity was sort of dropping pretty fast and I definitely felt that today. Now in the past if I've been on painkillers or Ativan or something, there's a reason why I wasn't as bright, but I'm not on a painkiller right now. I'm not on Ativan. So this decline that you can see, that's actually just my body. It's not because of any meds I'm on.

So I hate to make a big deal about it because it ruins my experience of looking at X when it's all about me. It shouldn't be all about me. But if I could talk without slurring, we'd be in a lot better shape. So this is going to be a tough week because I'm doing some goodbyes in person and for the most part it's people I know I'll never see again and that's pretty tough. Pretty tough.

All right, I think I slurred my way across this enough. I think I said what I need to say for now. Thank you for listening and watching. I'll try to keep things off my chin. All right, bye for now. I hope to see you later, but it might not be.