Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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I'll even put on my microphone for you YouTube people. Yeah, that's the kind of guy I am. Well, good morning and welcome to the place where I can't put my elbow on the desk because I'm too spazzed to even do that this morning. But let me tell you, your day is looking up. I don't know how it started, but pay attention to how it gets better starting now. Right? You can already feel it, can't you? A little bit of a lift to your day just the moment you heard my voice. Yeah, because you've been trained that this is a highlight of your day. The simultaneous

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sip is the best thing that's ever happened all morning so far. And all you need to participate is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, Chelsea stein, the canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including Kim's birthday. Happy birt…

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