Back to episode — Episode 1511 Scott Adams - Imaginary Whips, Who Started the Simulation, Alcohol is Poison
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I'll even put on my microphone for you YouTube people. Yeah, that's the kind of guy I am. Well, good morning and welcome to the place where I can't put my elbow on the desk because I'm too spazzed to even do that this morning. But let me tell you, your day is looking up. I don't know how it started, but pay attention to how it gets better starting now. Right? You can already feel it, can't you? A…
← Previous segment →sip is the best thing that's ever happened all morning so far. And all you need to participate is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, Chelsea stein, the canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including Kim's birthday. Happy birthday, Kim, everybody. It's Kim's birthday over on YouTube. Everybody, this is for Kim. Simultaneous sip birthday edition. Happy birthday, Kim.
Now I don't want to go out on a limb and say
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that Kim, who we just met here on her comment on YouTube, might be the best birthday you're ever gonna have. Yep. So next year, a little bit of a disappointment, but this year, wow. Wow. And you kicked that off just right. Well, so Boo the cat update. My loving cat Boo should be coming home today. She'll still have a little feeding tube that apparently I'm gonna have to stick her meds and her li…
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