Back to episode — Episode 1511 Scott Adams - Imaginary Whips, Who Started the Simulation, Alcohol is Poison
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sip is the best thing that's ever happened all morning so far. And all you need to participate is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, Chelsea stein, the canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better, including Kim's birthday. Happy birt…
← Previous segment →that Kim, who we just met here on her comment on YouTube, might be the best birthday you're ever gonna have. Yep. So next year, a little bit of a disappointment, but this year, wow. Wow. And you kicked that off just right.
Well, so Boo the cat update. My loving cat Boo should be coming home today. She'll still have a little feeding tube that apparently I'm gonna have to stick her meds and her liquid food into her feeding tube for a few more days. But she's apparently doing well. I guess they give the feeding tube in the side of the neck so it's not like it's up her nose or in the cat's mouth. And I guess they put them to sleep and stick a little thing in their neck and then you can just shove food and medicine down it until they feel better and then take it out. So amazing technology, but I guess it works.
Well, we found out today that you know those nasal tests that you get where they take out the Q-tip that's the size o
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f a baseball bat and they shove it up your nose until it hits your brain and you feel it? Like as you're getting tested you're like, "Oh, I think I'm forgetting my second grade experience. I don't remember my friend Bob from..." Yeah, it's basically giving you brain damage as you're getting... No, it's not. No, it's not. I shouldn't even say that. Somebody's gonna believe it's true. No, it doesn't…
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