that period where you don't trust anything about anything so I'm just saying if this had been a Florida story I would have seen it differently.

In the most important news of the day, Disney has decided that Minnie Mouse will no longer be in her iconic little skirt but rather will be wearing a pantsuit. That's right. Minnie Mouse will now be in a pantsuit. Now I don't know if there's any truth to the rumor that Hillary Clinton is secretly running the government from behind the scenes but when I see Disney put Minnie Mouse in a pantsuit I start to think it's a possibility.

We're not done with this story. A lot of people say that Disney went too far. Went too far. That's not my take. I think they did not go far enough. I think that they need to start specifying her sexual preference now. Putting her in pantsuits, I get it. I get it. I receive the hint. Wink wink. We know what you're trying to say. But this is 2022 Disney. You can just say it. She may or may not be a lesbian. Doesn't matter because it's 2022. But I feel like you should specify. Don't hint at it. Just go right at it.

Now one of the critics of this move was Candace Owens who, correct me if I'm wrong, give me a fact check. Candace Owens wears a lot of pantsuits am I right? However she can definitely pull them off. Well no that's the wrong way to put it. She can pull it off meaning she can pull off the look. I'm sure I'll be quoted out of context there. But so if you can make it work and she definitely does. But