Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 24, 2026
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weeks. What did Omicron do? Omicron is so spready it took what would have been a longer pandemic and compressed it into two weeks. Israel is almost done. They're almost done. That the high spike in all likelihood is going to go up up up up up up up bam right to the ground. In all likelihood that is going to drop like a rock in about a week because the R is approaching one and they've been tracking…

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h you. I'm just saying that as president you wouldn't always get your way. You just wouldn't. But that's true of every president right? Name a president who gives everybody what they want. You're not going to get that president. I would just be consistent and say look if it's ever a question of the system versus the specific output I'm just going to go with the system because this is more important. Then I would never get a second term.

All right so Biden has said that he will only consider for the Supreme Court a black female candidate. Now as you know I've been identifying as black for some time primarily for the benefits and also because I relate having been discriminated for employment a number of times. So I certainly identify with anybody who says the culture has discriminated against them economically. I get that. Been there too many times.

However I realize that my strategy is lacking and it would be much smarter for me to upgrade my self-identification which I do today. So as of today I identify as a black female. Now I know it's a long shot that Joe Biden would nominate me to the Supreme Court. I don't really have a legal background and probably don't agree with everything he would like to do. But unlike the rest of you losers who have no chance whatsoever unless you're also a black woman. So it's just me and the rest of my sisters all the other black women. We have a shot still. So I just don't like to ever be out of the conversation you know.

It would be one thing to say well we prefer not picking you Scott for the Supreme Court. And by the way do you know you can't spell SCOTUS without Scott? They only use one T but I don't hold that against them. Yeah you can't spell Scottish without Scott. And within us and without us. Hey I just realized that that's what this is. It's Scott and us. We are the Supreme Court of the United States for all practical purposes because that's how it works. Well sorry you don't have a chance to be in the Supreme Court but my odds are still looking good.

All right according to Rasmussen poll 55 percent of voters believe the Dems or Democrats are too liberal. Generally speaking a hundred percent of our data says that Democrats are going to get shellacked in 2022. But do you think that the shellacking they're likely to get in 2022 will be the reason that they might win in 2024? Because the country does like a divided government. We do like that divided government thing.

I've got a feeling that the Democrats would

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have a real good case if they lost you know the Congress entirely that they would have to say well you can't lose the presidency too. That's too far. That would be pretty motivating for their base. So I think it's going to be tough for a Republican to get through that wall. There is a new kind of doctor that I was exposed to twice today. I'll call them the LOL doctors. Where you say something tha…

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