Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and all of your pets. I assume you've trained your pets to watch the live stream. Is there anybody out there who's got a cat or a dog who are just doing their own thing during my live stream? It's rude, really. So if you've got a cat or a dog, get some treats and train them to sit in front of this live stream with y

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And if you'd like both you and your pet to go to a new level, well, you're going to need a dish for your dog, but for you, a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard, chalice or stein, you can't eat, jug or flask or vessel of any kind. And you take that thing and you fill it with your favorite beverage. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing t

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hat makes, that's right, everything better. Everything. Go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Well, in the news today, Trump won a court case over his defamation suit that Stormy Daniels was, I guess, suing Trump for defamation. And Trump at least prevailed in court, and now Stormy Daniels owes him $300,000. Now there are a lot of people who say, "How can you say Trump is so smart?" And they'll give some e…

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