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Well, in the news today, Trump won a court case over his defamation suit that Stormy Daniels was, I guess, suing Trump for defamation. And Trump at least prevailed in court, and now Stormy Daniels owes him $300,000. Now there are a lot of people who say, "How can you say Trump is so smart?" And they'll give some examples, right? But Trump is the only person I ever know, I've ever heard of, who slept with a porn star and got paid $300,000 for it. I'm just saying.
Now I know, I know he's just breaking even because it's just paying back his lawyer's fees, but still, it's funny. It's funny when the prostitute returns any money to the customer, allegedly, because Trump says he had no affair with this woman. No affair. No affair. Totally didn't happen.
All right. Our president, who was elected Biden almost entirely on the assumption that he would be adult leadership and more importantly he would not lie to the public the way that awful President Trump did, and yet he did stand in front of the public and lie about Hunter's laptop being Russian misinformation. At what point do we acknowledge that the reason he was elected didn't pan out?
Yeah, somebody says "elected" in quotes. Now that would be a funny way to treat the 2020 election. What if instead of making any kind of accusation about the accuracy of it, instead of that, what if every time you talked about it you just put the election in quotes? Sort of a very low-grade protest.
All right. Brit Hume is tweeting on Kamala Harris. And did you see her speech talking about the significance of the passage of time? So Kamala Harris has become almost like a Colbert character, except for liberals. You remember when Colbert used to do the fake conservative character for his show? And Kamala Harris actually just sounds like she's doing a parody. Allow me to do a parody that sounds exactly like the real thing.
"Well, we were just talking about the significance of time and how the significance of time is sometimes overlooked because over a long time period, the significance of the time will be more than the shorter period of time. Because
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time, if you look at it over its entire significance, can be something that starts as insignificant and becomes significant over time because the passage of time creates the significance." So that, ladies and gentlemen, I just saw a meme that made me laugh and hate myself at the same time. Have you ever laughed at a meme and said, "I hate myself for laughing at that. I'm not a good person." But o…
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