Good morning, everybody. Are you ready for the best show in the history of human civilization, and possibly one or two alien civilizations who tried and failed before we evolved, and who knows how many after that? All I know is this is the highlight of the entire known Big Bang until now.

And if you'd like to take it up another notch — I know, I know, it seems impossible, but it can be done and we're going to do it today — you will start your day with a success, and that will probably snowball into all kinds of good things happening to you today.

And by the way, again I don't think I say this often enough, I don't know, are you working out or something? Because you look sexier than normal. And if you'd like to take that up a notch too, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard or a chal