Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization: Coffee with Scott Adams. There's never been a finer thing. And if you'd like to take this up to levels that nobody's ever experienced before unless they've climbed a mountain while doing acid and having sex at the same time or something like that, well all we have today is a substitute for all that good stuff. And it's called a glass, a tankard, a shallow stein, a canteen, a jug