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Oh shoot, I don't know what to do now. I found a classified item in my drawer. I need to call the FBI immediately.
Hello, FBI? Yeah, I know, I feel stupid now. I found a classified item. It was in my drawer. I don't know who put it there. Probably my assistant. I assume my assistants are terrible with classified information. I didn't even know it was there, really. So I thought I would... what the hell, you're busy? Oh well, what's taking you so
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long? Bribing? Taking bribes from oligarchs? Yeah, that can take a lot of time out of your schedule. All right, well I guess I'll just handle it myself. Okay, all right, and you have a good day too. Why is my phone yelling at me? Well, if you'd like to take today's classified top-secret experience up to levels you've never known before, this is how you do it. All you need is
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