Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of civilization. It's live over there on the Locals platform, where we do extra special things behind the curtain. And eventually on March 13th it'll be the only place you can see the new Dilberts, which will be called Dilbert Reborn. It's at Locals. If you want to look for it, just look at my Twitter profile for the link or scottadams.locals.com. It's a subscription site.

All right. Well, if you'd like to take your experience up a notch, and I promise you today will be not only entertaining — you'll laugh, you'll cry, but probably only because of your own problems. Nothing I'm going to say will make you cry, but you'll probably laugh and you'll probably cry, you know, your own stuff. But have a good cry if you like, if you need it. I mean, I'm just saying, if you need it. And you will probably be educated in a way that, well, it's hard to even describe, or as somebody we know says, like nobody's ever seen before.

But first, to take your experience up a notch, all you need is a c