Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Foreign welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and boy, you're lucky that you chanced upon it today. Your day is looking good. Your weekend, your whole month I think is looking really good. And if you'd like to take it up to levels that no one's ever imagined could be possible, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard,

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a chalice, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Well, you're going to be hot inside and out today

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