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Episode 2156 Scott Adams - The News Is Weird And I'm Here For It. Grab Some Coffee And Get In Here

Episode #2156 Jul 1, 2023 1:04:20 29,221 views
Opening General Commentary

Foreign welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and boy, you're lucky that you chanced upon it today. Your day is looking good. Your weekend, your whole month I think is looking really good. And if you'd like to take it up to levels that no one's ever ima…

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SimultaneousSip General Commentary

a chalice, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Well, you're goi…

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NewsReaction Media & Fake News

. If you're in most of the United States, it's going to be over a hundred where I am, and I'm looking forward to it. It's time to get wet. All right, let's talk about all the fun things in the news. Here's a little observation I made. I sure remember when I was younger that when people talked about…

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NewsReaction Persuasion

visual. Remember, I always teach you that Trump is the master of visual persuasion. When he talks about the wall, you can picture it in your mind, right? It's a visual thing even if there's no picture. Well, here this is a total visual persuasion. He doesn't need to tell you that Chris Christie has…

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MainContent Energy & Mood Management

es not measure everything. Yeah, that's interesting. What does it mean when Twitter says there's a rate limit that's reached? Does anybody know what that means? I just saw a tweet as a rate limit. Yeah, I don't know what that means. Anyway, we'll get to that story. The rate limit on it. I just saw…

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NewsReaction Economics & Finance

wn onto everything. Could we go like a minute without something anti-Semitic happening in the comments on YouTube? Like just one minute. Like you don't have to say it on every story, right? We get it. We get it. I'm completely aware of your opinion. You just, it's just boring now. All right, you're…

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NewsReaction Politics as Persuasion

esident ever. And if I were 25 and I had, let's say, forty thousand dollars of student debt and he said there's a 10% chance I might be able to clear that debt, do you know how to calculate the value of that? That's a straight expected value calculation. You say to yourself, well, it's a forty thous…

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MainContent Cognitive Reframing

l. It's completely commanding. So if you've missed that you've missed the story of his voice. The story of his voice is not that it sounds like Katharine Hepburn because so does Nancy Pelosi and she's commanding as hell, right? You wish you could be as commanding as she is. So it's not, it's definit…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

other? Do you think it makes sense that we talk about culture? We're always talking culture. Oh this culture is different from this culture. You have to understand our lived experience, our culture, our culture. But isn't culture, doesn't that mean you act differently in the same situation? Wouldn't…

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MainContent Health & Biohacking

t is not a good idea. Well since you used all caps you're going to have to disappear. Goodbye. All right. Well I think they're good ideas and at the very least what do I always say about good ideas? You never know if they're a good idea. There could be some hidden problem. But could you test it? How…

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NewsReaction Politics as Persuasion

knows everything you need to know. It's him. Everybody else knows part of what they know. They might know what they did but they don't know the scope of the coup plot. Only one person. And there's no way that Putin is going to let that one person who knows everything that Putin needs to know, which…

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QandA General Commentary

e but is he pro teachers union? If he's pro teachers union there's no place to go with that. You know a Republican could say all right now that the Supreme Court has ruled let's fix K-12. That's a strong, it's stronger from a Republican who wants to get rid of a union. That would be a stronger messa…

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Closing General Commentary

ole story. There's nothing left out. And but on social media you'll see all the drunk trolls. Wow Ivanka got trademarks from China so it must be Chinese collusion. Learn what a trademark is and then go back at it. I mean yeah Marcela can tell you trademark is just paperwork. Everybody can do it. Do…

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Foreign welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and boy, you're lucky that you chanced upon it today. Your day is looking good. Your weekend, your whole month I think is looking really good. And if you'd like to take it up to levels that no one's ever imagined could be possible, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

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Well, you're going to be hot inside and out today. If you're in most of the United States, it's going to be over a hundred where I am, and I'm looking forward to it. It's time to get wet.

All right, let's talk about all the fun things in the news. Here's a little observation I made. I sure remember when I was younger that when people talked about things, they would often talk about things they liked, right? They'd say, I went on vacation. I liked it. There's a new TV show. I love it. There's a thing that happened. I went to the circus. It was great. Do you remember those days? And now what we talk about is things we don't do. Oh, let me tell you, I don't watch television. No, no. You do? Oh, you watch television? Oh, that's funny. No reason, no reason, no reason. No, no, but you watched television, right? I gave up television a long time ago. I'm superior to you in so many ways. The television is just one. It's just one of the many ways I'm superior to you because you watch television. Then we also do, don't drink Bud Light. I don't shop at Target. I don't watch CNN. I don't watch Fox. We're defining ourselves by what we don't do. Am I wrong? Is this new? It's kind of different. You used to define yourself by what you did. For example, I used to say I was a tennis player. Now I say I don't watch MSNBC. I've just defined myself by what I'm unwilling to do. All right, that's not a good sign probably.

Now here's a story that you knew was coming. Talk about the most predictable thing you could possibly predict. Gyms and fitness centers are now embracing fatness. So instead of getting you to look trim and muscular and etc., that's out the door. Now we're going to make you fat and happy. So you could be as fat as you want, but you need to be healthy. So they're going to work on your mental health and your strength, and your weight will be de-emphasized. So it's not about shedding pounds anymore. So the fatness will replace the fitness. And you also are coming. Is there anybody here who's on a dating site? Is there anybody in the audience who's using a dating app of any kind? Which is what I ask you. Dating app of any kind. Okay, my audience is too old. There's not a single person saying yes, or one. All right. I would just want to leave you with this question. Do the photos of the people on the dating app look about the same as they did before the pandemic? Have you noticed anything different? In the old days you'd see a lot of pictures of people from, you know, you'd see their whole body. And now the most common thing when people show their photo in any sense, whether it's a profile picture or anything else, the photo's like this much. Yeah, people are only showing this much of their body now. Hey, hey, don't ask about what's below this ad or above this ad. It's just this part. I've tried to sell you on this part. If I could get you sold on this part, maybe you won't ask as many questions about what's above the hand and below the hand. So that's new.

I heard that Rome said that the Coliseum would be available if Zuckerberg and Musk want to fight in there, in the Coliseum. To which I said, okay, there's no way you can make this story better, right? When I first heard that Zuckerberg and Musk might actually fight, I said to myself, well, it can't get better. And this is the ultimate entertaining story. There's no way you can make this better. And then I imagined them doing it in the Coliseum. Okay, that's better. That is better. I didn't think you could do it. You know, honestly, I didn't think it was possible, but that's better. And then I thought, if you're going to do it in the Coliseum, that's really only a little driving distance from the Vatican. Guess who would be the best referee? No, not Joe Rogan. The Pope. Can we get the Pope to referee the fight between Zuckerberg and Musk? And no, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. We got all the way to, look, we started with no story and we go all the way to Zuckerberg and Musk fighting in the Coliseum. You didn't see that coming. Which one of you predicted that? None of you, right? Can you admit you're not good at predicting the future?

All right. Well, I say the Pope will be the referee for a fight that may or may not be naked between Musk and Zuckerberg in the Coliseum. That's what I want, and I'm not willing to settle for anything less than that. I don't want anything less than that. That's my minimum bid.

All right. I gotta show you this. Did you happen to see the Trump Chris Christie tweet? Well, it was a truth, not a tweet. I gotta show you the picture because without the picture it doesn't work as well. Could be one moment. So there was a photograph of Chris Christie sleeping on a flight, and he wasn't looking too elegant. Yeah, here's a little picture. So Chris, he's just sort of, you know, slovenly spread out across the seat and a half on the flight. But the funny part is that Trump does a truth. He's so funny. He goes, Trump just titles it. He says, resting after a good 25 minutes of work. I know. Here's why Trump is so funny. He's completely, Trump is completely underrated as a humorist. He's one of the funniest people in the world, but because he has this other job, you know, you don't think about it. But here's why this is funny. It's resting after a good 25 minutes of work. The thing that sells this is the word good. If he said resting after 25 minutes of work, that's not really funny, is it? Resting after 25 minutes of work. It would just sort of lay there, wouldn't it? But he puts the word good in there. Resting after a good 25 minutes of work. It was the addition of the word good that turned it from a sentence into a joke. How many people would have known that? How many people would have known that if you put that word good in there it turns out funny? He does have a skill. It's a very special skill. He's completely underrated for his writing ability. As a writer, I would say as a writer of truths and tweets, he's just one of the best.

So then Chris Christie thought he would dunk on Trump. So after Trump does this perfect Trump truth, I mean it's perfectly in character, it's also a visual. Remember, I always teach you that Trump is the master of visual persuasion. When he talks about the wall, you can picture it in your mind, right? It's a visual thing even if there's no picture. Well, here this is a total visual persuasion. He doesn't need to tell you that Chris Christie has policies you won't like. He can just show a picture of him looking like a slob on a plane. You get the same benefit without all the thinking. So Trump's excellent at that. But so Trump basically gives him a total kill shot. But Chris Christie, he's not down and out yet. He tweets Trump's truth. So he's doing that thing where instead of minimizing it, you're embracing it, right? So he's embracing it sort of like Dark Brandon, you know, Biden trying to embrace Dark Brandon. So he tries to embrace it and he says, Chris Christie says of Trump, living rent free in Donald's head, make me a permanent resident. You know, donate money, blah blah. Living rent free in Donald's head. So I had to tweet about his tweet. So I tweeted Chris Christie's tweet and I said, pro tip: never hire an NPC to do your tweeting. You can test for NPCs by asking them if anyone is above the law. Now, sort of an ongoing joke here. So if that doesn't sound funny to you, it's because you don't know the background to it. But can I give you this advice? If you ever are tempted to say to somebody in 2023 that you're living rent free in their head, you have either fallen into some kind of a time dilation situation where you've traveled back in time to where that made sense to say and it sounds kind of new and edgy to you. Well, let me just say that in 2023 this is really worn out and only an NPC would say you're living rent free in somebody's head. For a while it was a good thing to say. It was pretty kind of clever. It's not clever anymore. It's not clever. And if somebody sings you as good as Trump saying to him, you could say something better than living rent free in Donald's head. All right, so that round goes to Trump.

I'd like to remind you again, this is something I have to remind myself of all the time. A lot of the people on Twitter that you imagine are trolls, you know, that they have some bad opinion and they're just coming in and saying bad things, you should know that a lot of them are just drunk. Like actually they're just drunk. And as soon as you tell yourself that they might be drunk, the experience changes completely. Have you had the experience where a drunk comes up to you and acts drunk and you don't like it, but you're processing it as you're dealing with a drunk? You don't process it as you're dealing with that person and their actual personality in a real situation. You say, oh, that's a drunk. Yeah, I get it. They're not hurting me. They're just drunk. They're just annoying. So trolls can really get under your skin, you know. They can say something that makes you look stupid. So you're like, ah, I'm not gonna look stupid. And I found that by far the best reply to control people who just come on to insult you is I like to say, morning drinking or drunk already. And what's interesting is the number of people who don't push back on that accusation. You'd expect people to say stuff like, I haven't had a drink since the 90s. You know, what do you mean? But they don't. They're usually drunk. I think they're actually drunk. And you know, if they're not drunk, they're inebriated on something. So there's a ton of stuff that you shouldn't think about at all. Just reply to them and ask them if they're drinking and don't say anything else. Don't follow up because they're going to say something like, you think I'm drinking? Look at your tweet. I think you're the one. You know, they're going to say something. It doesn't matter what they say. Just drop your comment that it appears they've been drinking and don't do anything else. Do not engage. You'll be much happier.

Well, there's something called the misery index. Have you heard of that? It's the combination of unemployment and inflation. So if you've got lots of unemployment at the same time you've got lots of inflation, that would be high on the misery index. Well, it turns out that the misery index is down to where it was when Biden took office. It did of course, as you know, zoom. We had high unemployment and high inflation, and both of them come down quite a bit. So the misery index is down. Now the misery index does not measure everything.

Yeah, that's interesting. What does it mean when Twitter says there's a rate limit that's reached? Does anybody know what that means? I just saw a tweet as a rate limit. Yeah, I don't know what that means. Anyway, we'll get to that story. The rate limit on it. I just saw that go by on the Locals platform.

Wall Street Journal has an editorial in which they're quite pointedly blaming Randi Weingarten for the fact that, well, I'm exaggerating a little bit, but in effect they're blaming Randi Weingarten, the head of the teachers union, the biggest teachers union, for the fact that you ever needed affirmative action, at least in the modern times. Yeah, the argument goes like this, and it's the argument I make, which is if our K-6 schools were good and they gave everybody, including people of color, a good education, you wouldn't have much of a question by the time colleges were looking at applicants because they'd just be looking at a whole bunch of qualified applicants. They'd just pick the good ones just like you think they should. But if you completely fail the, let's say the black community in particular, which is the current case, the black community in America is totally underserved in terms of education, and what are you going to do in college? We can't ask the colleges to fix the problem the Randi Weingarten union caused. Now the reason the union causes that is because they prevent competition and they prevent the easy firing of bad teachers. You put those two things together and you ruin the entire education process in America, which is what happened. It's exactly the predictable outcome you'd expect. It's, I don't know how it could be more obvious. Removing competition and not firing bad teachers is going to get you to exactly where we are now. I mean, who could see that coming?

So anyway, I just want to point out that the Wall Street Journal editorial is on the same page that I am, that systemic racism is really all about the teachers unions.

Could you give me a fact check on something I read? I don't know if this is true and I'm not saying this is relevant to the story. I'm just curious. So it's just curious. I read that Randi Weingarten is a lesbian married to a rabbi. She's a lesbian married to a rabbi. Can you confirm that that's true? So she's a, she's a, yes Paul, I do mean a Jew because that is what a rabbi is. That is correct. Thanks. Thanks for your penetrating insight. A good addition to the conversation. I like it. With a little anti-Semitism gets thrown onto everything. Could we go like a minute without something anti-Semitic happening in the comments on YouTube? Like just one minute. Like you don't have to say it on every story, right? We get it. We get it. I'm completely aware of your opinion. You just, it's just boring now. All right, you're not adding anything to the story except badness.

All right. Here's what I think would be a hilarious conclusion to the student loan forgiveness situation. As you know, the Supreme Court blocked the student loan forgiveness that Biden wanted. And we also assume that the reason Biden even offered to do the loan forgiveness is to get votes in the last midterm. So it looked like a political play that he couldn't really deliver. So now he's pretending that he can do some other clever way that probably won't work either. Even Nancy Pelosi said it was illegal. She said it directly. Totally illegal. Can't do it. It's not the president's responsibility. So since we think that Biden did this as purely a political move and never really expected to get any debt relief, shouldn't Trump match it with a matching amount? Don't you think? Because the most hilarious thing that Trump could do is to make a different plan that also is completely impractical and promise those same people that they're going to get money, you know, whether they vote Republican or Democrat. Well, okay, yeah, it's a long shot. But if you're 25 years old and you've got crushing debt from student loans, wouldn't you take a chance on Biden? I would. I think Biden's the worst president ever. And if I were 25 and I had, let's say, forty thousand dollars of student debt and he said there's a 10% chance I might be able to clear that debt, do you know how to calculate the value of that? That's a straight expected value calculation. You say to yourself, well, it's a forty thousand dollar loan, but there's only a 10% chance that Biden will make it go away. So you've multiplied the 10 times the forty thousand gets you four thousand dollars. Four thousand dollars is the value of buying into it, the conceptual value. So if you were a rational voter, you'd probably vote for Biden because it's free money or it looks like there's a chance of it. But Trump is offering nothing. Trump is not saying I have another way to handle this. He's offering nothing. And same with the other candidates. Imagine if you will that totally tongue-in-cheek, although he plays it straight, Trump says he's going to tax the liberal colleges to pay off all the student loans. Now the first thing you should ask yourself is, would that work? No, of course not. No, that wouldn't work. It wouldn't work even a little bit. You know what else it wouldn't work? The thing that Biden's doing. Biden's plan isn't going to work, but it works for votes, doesn't it? It totally works for votes. It's just not going to work in the real world like people get money and stuff. So if Trump came up with a total plan that everyone knew was, that's the funny part. Like you know it's just Trump being Trump and just promising more than maybe he could deliver. Although Trump doesn't actually intentionally promise more than he can deliver. I think he does actually try to build a wall. It just didn't happen. Whereas I think Biden is, he knows he's lying. Like I can't read his mind, but it's hard to imagine that he thought it would work when nobody else in the world thought it would work. So I don't know. Maybe he was the one person who believed it. Maybe so.

What do you think about the idea of saying that the colleges that caused the problem should be responsible for paying it off over time, not all at once but maybe paid off over time? Now some people say but they would just raise their prices, to which I say it's a free market. They can do whatever they want. And that other people could say I'll just use AI instead. Elon Musk tweeted today that the value of college is diminishing. So if you've got the smartest, richest person in the world who's saying in public the value of college is pretty questionable, I think we may reach a big turning point here. Because it's not until people like Elon Musk say college is not essential that it becomes true. It's not true until people like him say it, right? It's got to be your employer who says it. If your employer says it doesn't matter, then it doesn't matter. That he's a gigantic employer with also influence on other employers, so that's real. When Musk says that, it gets real. And he means it. You know, he's not joking. Yeah, and Harvard has their big endowment, etc.

All right. There's a report, I don't know if it's true. Benny Johnson had breaking news on this that he says the photos have leaked of Michelle Obama currently vacationing on a massive private yacht on a private island in Greece at the same time the Obamas were tweeting about the unfairness of the Supreme Court decision to disallow affirmative action. So she was on a yacht when she was complaining about how bad things are for black people in America. She was on a yacht, literally on an actual literal yacht. Like a real yacht, not conceptually, you know, not theoretically. She was actually on the yacht. A real yacht. Now this gave me the idea to suggest a new feature for Twitter that I'd like to see. I don't know if you do it technologically, but what I'd like to see is some kind of feature on Twitter that says that the tweeter was on a yacht when they sent the tweet. Because I'd like to know when the tweeter is drunk. You know, I'd love to see a breathalyzer before you can tweet. But I'd also like to know if the person is on a yacht. And I saw somebody suggest that there could be an icon for a little hypocrite on a yacht. I have a laughing all morning. What would that look like? What would the icon of a hypocrite even look like? Would it be Michelle Obama? It would just be a little icon of a yacht and Michelle Obama and that would be hypocrite on a yacht. I don't know why that's so funny. Yeah, Scott had a lot. At least it rhymes better. But hypocrite would be a hilarious icon. Hypocrite. All right. You can use that in so many ways.

Fox News has a couple of summer stories where they misinterpret somebody and make a big story. Who are they misinterpreting today? Something about the New York Times. New York Times had another story. They listed the various ways you could get out of student debt and one of the ways was dying. So I think Fox News is trying to act like the New York Times thinks that dying is a way to get out of your debt or something like that. Somehow they turned that into a story of outrage. It's definitely your summer stories. And then there was some state politician who said the suburbs. So now Fox News is going to be outraged about the suburbs. Now of course when you hear it in context it's more about they need to do something in the cities. She's not saying she doesn't care about the suburbs. But you know that's the way it'll be taken. So Fox News in the summers, there's just no, there's not enough hard news. So there's this whole industry of misinterpreting people's comments. I might be a little bit sensitive to that. I wonder why.

All right. I hear a lot of stuff about RFK Jr.'s voice and people are saying well that's going to hold it back. Now I think what will hold it back is his policy preferences. But let's talk about his voice. In my opinion politicians have two kinds of voices: commanding and pleading. And I believe that you can tell them when you hear them. And I'll give you some examples. Trump is a commanding voice. He's never pleading. He's commanding. Would you agree? Adam Schiff. What is Adam Schiff? Is he a commanding voice or a pleading voice? Pleading, right? How about Swalwell? Is Swalwell a commanding voice or a pleading voice? He's a pleading voice. How about Nancy Pelosi? Now Nancy Pelosi has, you know, with age she has her own shaky voice problems. Does she have a commanding voice or a pleading voice? She has a commanding voice. Nancy Pelosi has a commanding voice even though her voice is weak with age. The words that she chooses and the command which she puts into it is very evident. She has a commanding voice.

Now I'll give you a few more. See if you can get them right. Chris Christie. Tell me, is Chris Christie a commanding voice or a pleading voice? Commanding or pleading? Chris Christie. The answer is pleading. A lot of you are trying to substitute whining but I'm going to use pleading for all of that category of whining and complaining. All right, here's another one. Vivek Ramaswamy. Commanding or pleading? Commanding or pleading? It's Vivek Ramaswamy. Commanding. Absolutely commanding, right? Somebody said Josh Hawley. Josh Hawley has a commanding voice but don't be confused with the tone of his voice. What Josh Hawley has is a tonality that suggests command. That's actually not what I'm talking about because when I say Nancy Pelosi has a commanding voice it's not about her deep resonance. It's that the things she says and the sort of attitude she puts into it is commanding, right? And so Vivek is commanding. How about DeSantis? Ron DeSantis. Commanding or pleading? Commanding or pleading? Ron DeSantis. Pleading. Yeah, he has a pleading style. Now I'm not saying he's not a good executive or a good leader. He seems to be very good. Very good. All right. How about Mike Pence? Mike Pence. Commanding or pleading? Mike Pence. Pleading. Yeah, he's a pleader. All right. So now that you have the pleaders versus the commanders. Kamala Harris. Commanding or pleading? That was easy. That's pleading. All right. Now that you can see the pleaders versus the commanders, RFK Jr. Commanding or pleading? Commanding or pleading? RFK Jr. Yeah, his voice is commanding.

So here's what everybody's getting wrong. Number one, nobody ever talks over RFK Jr. You haven't noticed that, have you? When do you notice it? He's the only person in politics who will never get talked over. People stop. They lean in and they listen to every word and they wait until he's done. They wait until he's done and then they ask another polite question. That is as commanding as a voice can be. I would argue that he might have, with Trump, you know Trump's a singular character, but RFK Jr. has as commanding a voice as Trump. It's not the same. You know, good sound. It's not a Josh Hawley booming baritone but it's commanding as hell. It's completely commanding. So if you've missed that you've missed the story of his voice. The story of his voice is not that it sounds like Katharine Hepburn because so does Nancy Pelosi and she's commanding as hell, right? You wish you could be as commanding as she is. So it's not, it's definitely not gender. You know I'm trying to make sure you can see it's not gender and it's not quality of voice. It's not voice quality. It is absolutely word choice and attitude and he's got all of that.

All right. Now RFK Jr.'s policies don't appeal to me at the moment, you know, as he's expressed them, especially his support for affirmative action in colleges. But he's got the tools. He's got the tools.

All right, let's talk about how many of you are having a moment right now where you're thinking, holy, did you just reframe RFK Jr.'s voice into a positive? And you just watched me do it and I did it successfully. Is that messing with you at all? You're not buying it? All right, you're not buying it. Okay.

So I just decided to pay attention to France, which I usually don't pay attention to, but the riots are getting pretty bad. I thought I'd give you some statistics. So it's being caused by the death of a 17-year-old named Nahel. He was shot dead during a traffic stop and the video of the traffic stop doesn't look like it was a good shooting. So that's the claim. It doesn't look like he deserved to be shot. Nobody deserves to be shot but you know what I mean. And but worse than that apparently there have been 13 police shootings of people who are mostly black or Muslim. So it's about the police. It's basically a George Floyd situation playing out in France. So George Floyd plus Muslims. So you've got your Muslims and your blacks who both have something to complain about. Now apparently the statistics show that if you're Muslim or black and you were stopped by police, your odds of being shot are very high.

Now there's an obvious question here I think you know the obvious question which is does France have Asians? Can anybody answer that? Are there Asian French or is that almost non-existent? I would imagine they do. Somebody says Vietnamese. A lot of Vietnamese. Yeah, so they've got a lot of Asians. I was looking for the statistic on the number of Asians who have been slain by police in police stops in France. If anybody can find that number we should report it because I assume the police are shooting every all the minorities and we should make sure we have some data on the Asians in France because you know they're being shot at a pretty high rate, right? No, you assume they're all being shot at the same rate as the black and Muslims. I mean why wouldn't they be? A bunch of racists.

All right, it's 2023. Can we be honest with each other? Do you think it makes sense that we talk about culture? We're always talking culture. Oh this culture is different from this culture. You have to understand our lived experience, our culture, our culture. But isn't culture, doesn't that mean you act differently in the same situation? Wouldn't that be exactly what that is? A difference in culture is that if I go to celebrate versus you go to celebrate we might celebrate differently. If you get dressed and I get dressed maybe differently because your culture is different from mine. The whole point of a culture is you act differently, isn't it? It's not really a culture if everybody acted the same. But as soon as you get stopped by the police that goes all out the door and nobody has a culture anymore. It's 2023. People don't act the same when they're stopped by the police. There isn't a person in the whole planet, eight billion people, eight billion people. If you gave them a test and said on average, you know we know individuals could be all over the board but on average, do you believe that an Asian American or an Asian French person, whatever, do you think that when they're stopped by the police they act exactly the same as the black and Muslim people stopped by the police? Nobody believes that. There's not a single person in the world who believes that. There's not an Asian person who believes that. There's not a Muslim person who believes that. There's not a liberal person who believes that. There's not a conservative person who believes that. There's not a black person who believes it. There's not a white person. There's not anybody. There's not a single person. Eight billion of us. It's the one thing we agree on. Cultures are different and it definitely, definitely plays out in a traffic stop. There's no way that the Asians are acting the same as the blacks and the Muslims and everybody else. I mean you can throw the Irish in there if you want, right? Just throw the Irish in there. I have no idea if the Irish get in more fights than anybody else but if they have any identifiable cultural differences, which I don't know is the case, but if they did you'd expect it to carry out in lots of forms of life. Why in the world can't we say that? Why in the world can't you say the problem with all of this is that there's a clear cultural difference in how people react when they're stopped by police? There's no doubt about it. Literally nobody believes that they act the same. Nobody. Why would they get the same outcome? It doesn't make any sense at all.

So France of course is going through their craziness and we all get to wrap our own politics around it to make our own points like I just did.

All right. So here are some of the numbers over there. Over 1,300 people have been detained. 234 incidents of damage or fire in buildings. What damage? Could be minor damage I suppose. But listen to this. 79 police and gendarmes were injured. 79 police and gendarmes. I don't know what's the difference between a police and a gendarme. Does anybody know what's the difference between a French police officer and a gendarme? Or is it gendarmes? Gendarmes. Sorry. Gendarmes. What is it? It's a military police. Thank you. I knew somebody would know it. That's a lot of injuries. That's a crazy amount of injuries. 58 attacks on police and gendarme stations. 58 attacks. Can you hold that in your mind? Imagine if in the United States 58 police stations got attacked. That's a pretty big deal. That's a shocking number.

Blacks and Arabs in France according to a French human rights watchdog organization, I'm looking at a Mario Nawfal tweet, he says that the blacks and Arabs in France are 20 times more likely to be stopped by police. And what is the likelihood that they broke the law more than other people? I'm not saying they did. I'm just saying if that's not in the story it's kind of conspicuously missing there.

There's a, I've told you this before, there's a highway that goes through Oakland. Sometimes I find myself on a multi-lane highway. The left lane of course is for the fast people who are in a hurry but the left lane is almost entirely young black men going over 100 miles an hour. And of course there's no police presence there whatsoever. But the other lanes, three lanes or whatever it is, you know they're also speeding, right? You know because speed limit 65 or everybody's doing 80. But the left lane is like over a hundred just all the time and it's almost entirely young black men in cars, usually multiple young black men in cars. And you tell that the police have just decided to let that go. It's like they have their own express lane for young black men. If you were a police officer and your job was to do stops, you're just going to stop people and give them tickets, who would you rather stop? A 25-year-old woman in a Volkswagen because you might get a date out of that. You might get a date. You never know. Or would you rather stop one of the cars that's going 100 miles an hour with some gang bangers in it who are looking for trouble? If you're a cop you're going to stop the pretty girl because your numbers look exactly the same. How many tickets did you give? Well yeah that's a good number. Back to work. So no, to imagine that everybody's acting the same on the highway but then when they leave the highway and they get out of their cars they go back to their different cultures and then everything's different. Like as soon as they get within their culture they're all acting differently than the other cultures which is what a culture is. No problem with that. But then as soon as they get in a car they all act the same, right? Everybody acts the same once they get in the car. That's what we're asking ourselves to believe. It's stupid. So maybe 2023 is when you can say things that are true and you don't have to say things that are stupid to sound like you're the good person. Maybe.

All right. RFK Jr. said some more about his drug healing centers. I like the fact. So he's talking about having some places that are away from the city where people can eat organic food, heal spiritually, physically and emotionally and find themselves again. So he calls it healing camps. So it'd be like not a five-star resort but more of a camp in a nice place. I like everything about that. He didn't say but I think he's in favor of it that some of these treatment centers maybe should consider using mushrooms, maybe ketamine or something. Not a doctor but we need to start using the tools that we know work and we know that the psychedelic treatments do work. A hundred percent of the evidence shows that they do. It's like all really clear. Kratom? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about kratom. I have not used it myself so I can't speak to it. I love everything about that.

Now you may remember that Trump had an idea for the homeless. So RFK Jr. is talking about the addicted. Trump was talking about the homeless but as you know the overlap is probably 80% or more. So actually RFK Jr. and Trump are very much very close on this idea. I would bet that RFK Jr. would be more likely to say yes to treatments that use hallucinogens and Trump would be less likely to be in favor of that because he's consistently anti-drug. And the thing is he came by it honestly so I don't hold it against him like I would other people. He's a lifelong non-drinker. He had a brother who died from alcohol. I got it. I got it. He's got a personal opinion that doesn't match the public in that area but we understand. Completely understand. So I don't think he's the best president for treating addiction. I think RFK Jr. would be the best president for dealing with addiction. But I think Vivek might be the best president for eradicating the cartels. So you've got a problem on the treatment side. RFK Jr. has the best plan I've heard. You've got a problem on the supply side. Vivek and Trump both want to go hard at the cartels but I'll take the younger president if I have a choice given the actual ages of the candidates.

All right, so that's enough on that. That's a potentially good news because when you see that Trump and RFK Jr. are not too far apart on the whole idea of building a separate area for the people who don't mix well with the rest of us, I feel like that's something that everybody could get behind. Is there anybody here who thinks those are bad ideas? To have a separate place for the people who need special treatment? What do you think? I like every part of it. We don't have a choice. All right. Deborah says in all caps I think it is not a good idea. Well since you used all caps you're going to have to disappear. Goodbye. All right. Well I think they're good ideas and at the very least what do I always say about good ideas? You never know if they're a good idea. There could be some hidden problem. But could you test it? How hard would it be to test a camp where you treat people? It seems like the most testable thing you could ever do. So absolutely.

All right. So the news is starting to ask this question. See if you've heard anybody mention this before. Does this sound familiar? Because the news is starting to say this now. Hey we have noticed we haven't seen a photograph of Prigozhin lately. Huh. I wonder if things aren't going as well for him as maybe we first thought. So CNN and other outlets are starting to say his plane went to Belarus. His plane went there and I guess his media empire got shut down and some other general who may or may not have been working with him is missing at the same time.

Now there was a photograph there on the internet that purported to show Prigozhin getting into a helicopter but he was holding the door with one hand and his hand was intact. But the real Prigozhin is missing part of a finger on one hand. And this is how clever the internet is. I was actually pretty impressed with this. So you see Prigozhin getting into the helicopter and it's obviously he must be a body double because he's got like a COVID mask on, I don't know why, and his bodyguard is real but obviously the guy getting into the helicopter has an intact hand and Prigozhin doesn't. So the internet was like oh let's, you know it's not the real guy. He's got a body double. Now it does seem to me like he should have a body double. If anyone were going to have a body double I'd say him. He and Putin would be high on the list. But then somebody said wait a minute. Somebody may have just reversed the image so it looks like it's his left hand but it would be his right hand. And the evidence they gave is that he was opening the pilot side door and there's no evidence he's a helicopter pilot. So if he were opening the pilot side and he's not a pilot they may have reversed the image so his right hand, it was his left hand.

Now further to that theory that that was a fake reverse picture, CNN says the last time he was seen was in Rostov. Now the helicopter thing was allegedly after he left Rostov. So if so, CNN is just saying the last time he was seen was Rostov. That means they're discounting the helicopter. So the helicopter I think we can write that off as a fake. But at first I thought it was something but it looked like a fake. Don't know exactly.

But is there anybody who thinks Putin was going to let him run around free? So I think CNN is also reporting that Ukraine is saying, Ukraine is saying so you can't trust them, but Ukraine is saying that the FSB, you know the Russian whatever force that is the head, is already put out and they're already trying to take him out. But you know why I think that's because it came from Ukraine and everything Ukraine says is a lie. Same with Russia during a war. Everything they say is a lie. But why would you kill him if you're Putin? The last thing in the world you want to do is kill him because he's the one who knows all of the information you need. There's only one person who knows everything you need to know. It's him. Everybody else knows part of what they know. They might know what they did but they don't know the scope of the coup plot. Only one person. And there's no way that Putin is going to let that one person who knows everything that Putin needs to know, which is who my traitors are, there's no way that they let him go. He's being tortured beyond any recognition. He's definitely going to talk one way or another. He's definitely going to talk and you're never going to see him again because he's not going to survive this process. So that's my prediction. That he's under Putin's control and you'll never see him again.

So watching the news slowly wake up to the obvious. The obvious being there's no way in hell they let him just go to live his life in Belarus. Are we serious? That's going to look so stupid in retrospect, won't it? Like in the moment people were willing to accept it because that's what people were reporting. But don't you think we're only maybe a month away from laughing about how stupid that was, right? He's just going to let him get on the plane and leave the country? Of course that's exactly what you do when somebody plans to kill you and take over your country and slay your family probably. Yeah, that's what you do. You allow them to fly to Belarus. Have a nice life. It's just going to seem so silly in retrospect and the entire news business reported it like it happened. Were you shocked by that? I think both the left and the right media all reported he went to Belarus like that was actually possible. I mean I guess it's physically possible but it's not possible in the real world that we know and understand. That was never possible. Why did they believe that?

Now can I say this as clearly as you need it to be said? If Prigozhin shows up alive tomorrow in Belarus, well aren't I the, we could all agree on that right? If he shows up alive and he was confirmed he's really alive. Okay we all agree I'm a total, everybody will, everybody take that? Yeah I will not even block you if that happens. I won't even block you. You should just get out of here. The news was right. You were wrong. Blah blah blah. Well he's definitely alive. Well I won't say definitely. He's most likely alive because Putin needs him alive at the moment. All right. So if I'm wrong on this you'll let me know. You have my blessing to do that.

That is the conclusion of the greatest live stream in the history of Fourth of July live streams. All right everybody tell me the predicted high temperature where you are today. Just give me the high temperature wherever you are today. 102, 70s, 100, 90s, 100, 105, 108. Wow that's the winner. 108 is the winner. 108. Is that Arizona? Who's got the 108? Arizona. 192.

Well where I live we're coming out of the best month of weather I've ever seen in my life. Never ever had a month like the last month in California. Every day it was room temperature with not much wind. It was unsettling. It felt like I had died and weather didn't work anymore. Like every, it was just the same inside and outside. There was no difference. It was the weirdest month. Last year was fires. This year not so much. So apparently California is doing a better job of managing the forest fires. I'm going to say that with a question at the end. The forest fires. Because there's no smoke and last year I think it was a little better as well. So maybe they've got a little handle on things. Maybe it's just luck. I don't know. Everything burned already. Well there's that. Yeah okay. Well it's a cool 87 in Florida. How about that.

Sarah that's too many capitals. Sarah I'm going to hide you on this channel. There's one thing you can be sure of. If somebody sends a long message in all caps what's the one thing you can be sure of? They're going to send exactly the same message multiple times. The one thing you can know for sure is if you see lots of caps. Oh that one's coming back. There it is again. And there it is again. And there it is again. Because if you're going to write in all caps you're not going to give up. You're not a quitter. I like it. You're not a quitter Sarah. No. Clear.

All right. Does anybody have a question? I'm just vamping until we're at the top of the hour. There's a reason for that. I'll tell you later.

All right. RFK can reframe affirmative action by saying well now that would work for Republicans. So the idea was RFK could say the courts have decided on affirmative action so let's not look backwards. Let's fix K-12. Actually that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Because that would be, that's the same advice I give Trump and the other Republicans on abortion. If you're running for president the best answer on abortion is it's no longer a president's question. It's been sent to the states. We've driven the decision down closer to the individual. You do have a fight in the states but I'm the president and we've now allocated the decision making to where it belongs and I'd like the states to do a good job on that. So I think you could weasel your way out of the abortion thing but maybe you could do the same by saying that K-12 is where the trouble is. RFK Jr. is pro union, right? I don't know if that's true but is he pro teachers union? If he's pro teachers union there's no place to go with that. You know a Republican could say all right now that the Supreme Court has ruled let's fix K-12. That's a strong, it's stronger from a Republican who wants to get rid of a union. That would be a stronger message because then you have an actual plan. If you say let's fix schools. Cheryl you're using like a dumb piece of, so where you're gonna go away because I know that comment's coming back. Those old comments. All right Cheryl Jackson go away.

Will Joe leave for health reasons? That's my guess. Yeah if Biden drops out it will be because there's a quote new health reason and he'll act like you know I was perfectly good until I got this bunion but this bunion is going to take me out. I cannot be a president with a bunion like this. And it's going to be some health problem that you say no I think the bigger problem was your brain stopped working a while ago. That looks like the bigger problem. Yeah bone spurs. He's got a bone spur. I can't be president with this bone spur. My sleep. Do you think the sleep apnea is the cats on the roof? It might be. It could be that the sleep apnea is that as they're trying to ease you into. But now that story started because he still had the indentation on his chin so I don't think that guy started intentionally. It just might be coincidentally advantageous.

How did I choose what hairstyle for Dilbert's boss? It evolved over time. It started out with like Larry Fink's hairstyle. You know Larry Fink CEO of BlackRock. So he's got the pointy hair boss hair but without the pointy part. Yeah he's got the two sides. So that's how the boss in Dilbert was originally. But one day I gave it a little height I think accidentally. You know I was just penciling and it got a little higher on one side and I said oh I'll make the other side a little higher. And then when it started to remind me of horns I wasn't full horn. I was like oh I'm gonna just make them full horns.

How long before you had to copyright Dilbert? Let me tell you about copyrights. Can somebody answer the question how long did it take me to copyright the first Dilbert that I drew? What's the answer? Somebody says one minute. Oh damn it you know the answer. The answer is zero seconds. It took me zero seconds to copyright it. Do you know why? Because copyright is immediate. It's on creation. So what, should I create another copyrighted image here? We go. There we go. Copyrighted. Copyrighted right there. Okay technically you couldn't copyright that because it's a stick figure but if I drawn something that wasn't a universal piece of art it would be copyrighted the moment I drew it. People confuse registering the copyright with having the copyright. Registering the copyright is what you do as a legal precaution in case somebody claims they made it first and you can't prove it. Because if you've got a piece of paper you drew on and somebody else has a piece of paper they drew on five years later, well how do you know? I suppose there's some science but you know generally it's hard to know who did something first. But if one of those draws it and then submits it to the government's copyright office then they have the superior claim which doesn't mean that they'll win because the other person might have let's say a videotape that showed them in real time making the original drawing in which case they could go to court and they could take that copyright away from the lying person who said they did it first but copyrighted it first.

So now the other thing that people are getting terribly terribly wrong is the story about Ivanka Trump getting some trademarks in China. You know that story. And the people on the left who are artists they don't know the difference between a trademark and a patent so they're like oh China has given them these trademarks. Oh you know favorable attention. They got these trademarks. I have trademarks in China. Do you know how hard it is to get a trademark in China? You just ask for it. There's just an office that gives them to you and they don't tell you you can't have them. You just pay your little fee and you get it. The only thing that you have to make sure you've done, and maybe the Trademark Office does this for you, is to make sure somebody didn't already use it. If it's not already used it's yours. So Ivanka submitted some trademark requests for something that nobody else was using and some bureaucrat in a Chinese bureaucracy somewhere, you know some nameless bureaucrat looked at it and said yep that was it. That's the whole story. There's nothing left out. And but on social media you'll see all the drunk trolls. Wow Ivanka got trademarks from China so it must be Chinese collusion. Learn what a trademark is and then go back at it. I mean yeah Marcela can tell you trademark is just paperwork. Everybody can do it. Do you want a trademark in China? You could have one in a week. You just hire a lawyer who does that and they submit some paperwork. Well it might take more than a week to approve it but it will get approved. China doesn't want to not approve it. They have no incentive to not approve it. They want people to do business and they don't want their trademarks to overlap. That's the whole story.

All right I think we've done what we need to do. All right I'm going to say bye to YouTube and I will see you tomorrow for another exciting live stream. Bye for now.

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would often talk about things they liked right they'd say I went on vacation I liked it there's a new TV show I love it there's a thing that happened I went to the circus it was great do you remember those days and now what we talk about is things we don't do oh let me tell you I don't watch television no no uh you do oh you watch television oh that's funny no reason no reason no reason no no but you watched Television right I gave up television long time ago I'm as Superior to you in so many ways the television is just one it's just one of the many ways I'm superior to you because you don't watch television then we also do don't drink Bud Light I don't shop at Target I don't watch CNN I don't watch foxes we're defining ourselves by what we don't do am I wrong with this new it's kind of different you used to define Yourself by what you did for example I used to say I was a tennis player now I say I don't watch MSNBC I've just defied myself by what I'm unwilling to do all right that's not a good sign probably uh now you knew here's a story that you knew was coming talk about the most predictable thing you could possibly predict gyms and fitness centers are now embracing fatness so instead of getting you to look you know trim and muscular and Etc that's out the door now we're going to make you fat and happy so you could be as fat as you want but you want to but you need to be healthy so they're going to work on your your mental health and your strength and your weight will be de-emphasized so it's not about the shedding pounds anymore so the fatness will replace the fitness and you also are coming is there anybody here who's on a dating site is there anybody in the audience who's using a dating app of any kind which is what I ask you dating app of any kind okay my audience is too old there's not a single person saying yes or one all right I wanna I would just want to leave you with this question do the photos of the people on the dating app look about the same as they did before the pandemic have you noticed anything different in the old days you'd see a lot of pictures of people from you know you'd see their whole body and now the most common thing when people show their photo in any sense whether it's a profile picture or anything else the the photos like this much yeah people are only showing this much of their body now hey hey don't ask about what's below this ad or above this ad it's just this part I've tried to sell you on this part if I could get you sold on this part maybe you want to ask as many questions about what's above the hand and below the hand so that's new um I heard that uh Rome said that the Coliseum would be available if Zuckerberg and musk want to fight in there and the Coliseum to which I said okay there's no way you can make this story better right when I first heard that Zuckerberg and musk might actually fight uh I I said to myself well it can't get better and this is the ultimate entertaining story there's no way you can make this better and then I imagine them doing it in the Coliseum okay that's better that is better I didn't think you could do it you know honestly I didn't think it was possible but that's better and then I thought if you're gonna do it in the Coliseum that's really only a little driving distance from the Vatican guess who would be the best referee no not Joe Rogan the Pope can we get the pope to referee the fight between Zuckerberg and musk and no I'm not kidding I'm not kidding we got all the way to look we started with no story and we go all the way to Zuckerberg and musk fighting in the Coliseum you didn't see that coming which one of you predicted that not a few right can you admit you're not going to predicting the future all right well I say the pope will be the referee for a fight that may or may not be naked between musk and Zuckerberg in the Coliseum that's what I want and I'm not going to will I'm not willing to settle for anything less than that I don't want anything less than that that's my minimum bid all right um I gotta show you this did you happen to see the Trump uh Chris Christie tweet well it was a truth not a tweet I gotta show you the picture because without the picture it doesn't it doesn't work as well could be one moment so there was a photograph of Chris Christie sleeping on a flight and he wasn't looking too elegant yeah here's a little picture so Chris he's just sort of you know slovenly spread out across the seat and a half on the flight but the funny part is that Trump does a truth he's so funny he goes Trump trump just titles it he says resting after a good 25 minutes of work I know here's why Trump is so funny he's completely Trump is completely underrated as a humorist he's one of the funniest people in the world but because he has this other job you know you don't think about it but here's why this is funny it's resting after a good 25 minutes of work the thing that sells this is the word good if he said resting after 25 minutes of work that's not really funny is it resting after 25 minutes of work it would just sort of lay there wouldn't it but he puts the word good in there resting after a good 25 minutes of work it was the addition of the word good that turned it from a sentence into a joke how many people would have known that how many people would have known that if you put that word good in there it turns out funny he does have a skill it's a very special skill he's completely underrated for his writing ability as a writer I would say as a writer of tweets and and Jews he's just one of the best so I uh then Chris Christie thought he would dunk on Trump so after Trump you know does this perfect Trump tweet I mean it's perfectly in character it's also a visual remember I I always teach you that Trump is the master of visual persuasion when he talks about the wall you can picture it in your mind right it's a visual thing even if there's no picture well here this is a total visual persuasion he doesn't need to tell you that Chris Christie has policies you won't like he can just show a picture of him looking like a slob on a plane you get the same benefit without all the thinking so Trump's excellent at that but so Trump basically you know gives him a total kill shot but Chris Christie's he's not down and out yet he tweets he tweets Trump's truth so he's doing that thing where instead of minimizing it you're you're embracing it right so he's embracing it sort of like uh dark Brandon you know Biden trying to embrace dark brown uh so he tries to embrace it and he says Chris Christie says of trump living rent free in Donald's head make me a permanent resident you know donate money blah blah living rent free and Donald's head so I had to tweet about his tweet so I tweeted Chris Christie's tweet and I said Pro tip never hire an NPC to do your tweeting you can test for NPCs by asking them if anyone is above the law now sort of a ongoing joke here so if that doesn't sound funny to you it's because you don't know the background to it but uh can I give you this advice if you ever are tempted to say to somebody in 2023 that you're living rent free in their head you have either fallen into some kind of a time dilation situation where you've traveled back in time to where that made sense to say and it sounds kind of new and edgy to you know well let me just say that in 2023 this is really worn out and only an NPC should say you're living rent-free in somebody's head for for a while it was a good thing to say it was pretty kind of clever it's not clever anymore it's not clever and if somebody sings You As Good As Trump saying to him ukulele something better than living rent free in Donald's head all right so that round goes to Trump um I'd like to remind you again this is something I have to remind myself of all the time a lot of the people on Twitter that you imagine are trolls you know that they have some bad opinion and they're just coming in and saying bad things you should know that a lot of them are just drunk like actually they're just drunk and as soon as you tell you that self that they might be drunk The Experience changes completely have you had the experience where a drunk comes up to you and acts drunk and you don't like it but you don't you're you're processing it as you're dealing with a drunk you don't process it as you're dealing with that person and their actual personality in a real situation you say oh that's a drunk yeah I get it they're not hurting me they're just drunk they're just annoying so troll trolls can really get under your skin you know they can say something that you know makes you look stupid so you're like ah I'm not gonna look stupid and I found that by far the best reply I just control people just come on to insult you is I like to say morning drinking or drunk already and what's interesting is the number of people who don't push back on that accusation you'd expect people to say stuff like I haven't had a drink since the 90s you know what do you mean but they don't they're usually drunk I think they're actually drunk and you know if they're not drunk they're inebriated on something so there's a ton of stuff that you shouldn't think about at all just reply to them and ask them if they're drinking and don't say anything else don't follow up because they're going to say something like you think I'm drinking look at your tweet I think you're the one you know they're going to say something it doesn't matter what they say just just drop just drop your comment that it appears they've been drinking and don't do anything else do not engage you'll be much happier well there's something called the misery index have you heard of that it's the combination of unemployment and inflation so if you've got lots of unemployment at the same time you got lots of inflation that's the that would be high of the misery index well it turns out that the misery index is down to where it was when Biden took office it did of course as you know is zoomed we had high unemployment and high inflation and both of them come down quite a bit so the ministry of next is down now the misery index does not measure everything yeah that's interesting what does it mean when Twitter says there's a rate limit that's reached does anybody know what that means I just saw a tweet as a rate limit yeah I don't know what that means anyway we'll get to that story that the rate limit on it I just saw the that go by on the locals platform uh Wall Street Journal has a editorial in which they're quite pointedly blaming Randy Weingarten for the fact that uh well I'm exaggerating a little bit but in effect they're blaming Randy Weingarten the head of the teachers unions the biggest teachers union for the fact that you you ever needed effort affirmative action at least in the modern times yeah the argument goes like this and it's the argument I make which is is if our k-6 schools were good and they gave everybody including people of color a good education you wouldn't have much of a question by the time colleges were looking at applicants because they'd just be looking at a whole bunch of qualified applicants they just pick the good ones just like you think they should but if you completely fail the let's say the black community in particular which is the current case the black community in America is totally underserved in terms of education and what are you going to do in college we can't ask the colleges to fix the problem the Ramsey wine Gardens um Union cost now the reason the union causes that is because they they prevent competition and they prevent the easy firing of Bad Teachers you put those two things together and you ruin the entire education process in America which is what happened it's exactly the predictable outcome you'd expect it's I don't know how it could be more obvious they're removing competition and not firing Bad Teachers is going to get you to exactly where we are now I mean who could see that coming so anyway I just want to point out that the Wall Street Journal editorial is on the same page that I am that systemic racism is really all about the teachers unions could you give me a fact check on something I read I don't know if this is true and I'm not I'm not saying this is relevant to the story I'm just curious so it's just curious I read that uh that Randy Weingarten is a lesbian married to a uh rabbi she's a lesbian married to a rabbi can you confirm that that's true so she's a uh she's uh yes Paul I do mean a Jew because that is what a rabbi is that is correct thanks thanks for your penetrating insight a good addition to the conversation I like it with a little anti-Semitism gets thrown onto every thing could we go like a minute without something anti-semitic happening in the comments on You.

Tube like just one minute like you don't have to say it on every story right we get it we get it I I'm completely aware of your opinion you just it's just boring now all right you're not adding anything to the story except Badness all right um here's what I think would be a hilarious conclusion to the uh uh the student loan forgiveness situation um as you know the Supreme Court blocked the student loan forgiveness that Biden wanted and we also assume that the reason we also assume that the reason that Biden even offered to do the loan forgiveness is to get votes in the last midterm so it looked like a political play that he couldn't really deliver so now he's pretending that he can do some other clever way that probably won't work either even Nancy Pelosi said it was illegal she said it directly totally illegal can't do it it's not the president's responsibility so since we think that Biden did this as purely a political move and never really expected to get any debt relief shouldn't Trump match his with a matching amount of don't you think because the most hilarious thing that Trump could do is to make a different plan that also is completely impractical and promised those same people that they're going to get money you know whether they vote Republican or Democrat well okay yeah it's a long shot but if you're 25 years old and you've got crushing debt from student loans wouldn't you take a chance on Biden I would I think Biden's the worst president ever and if I were 25 and I had they'll say forty thousand dollars of student debt and he said there's a 10 chance I might be able to clear that debt do you know how to calculate the value of that that's a straight expected value calculation you say to yourself well it's a forty thousand dollar loan but there's only a 10 chance that Biden will make it go away so you've multiplied the 10 times the Forty thousand gets you four thousand dollars four thousand dollars is the value of buy it into you the conceptual value so if you were a rational voter you'd probably vote for Biden because it's free money or it looks like there's a chance of it but but Trump is offering nothing Trump is not saying I have another way to handle this he's offering nothing and same with the other candidates imagine if you will that totally tongue-in-cheek although he plays it straight Trump says he's going to tax the liberal colleges to pay off all the student loans now the first thing you should ask yourself is would that work no of course not no that wouldn't work it wouldn't work even a little bit you know what else it wouldn't work the thing that Biden's doing Biden's plan isn't going to work but it works for votes doesn't it it totally works for votes it's just not going to work in the real world like people get money and stuff so if Trump came up with a total plan that everyone knew was that's the funny part like you know it's it's just Trump being Trump and just promising more than maybe he could deliver although Trump doesn't actually intentionally promise more than he can deliver I think he does actually try to build a wall it just didn't happen whereas I think Biden is he knows he's lying like I can't read his mind but it's hard to imagine that he thought it would work when nobody else in the world thought it would work so I don't know maybe he was the one person who believed it Maybe so what um yeah right so what do you think about the idea of saying that the colleges that cause the problem should be responsible for paying it off over time not all at once but maybe paid off over time now some people say but they would just raise their prices to which I say it's a free market they can do whatever they want and that other people could say I'll just use AI instead Elon Musk tweeted today that the value of college is you know diminishing so if you've got the smartest richest person in the world who's saying in public the value of college is you know pretty questionable I think we may reach a big Turning Point here because it's not until people like Elon Musk say college is not essential that it becomes true it's not true until people like him say it right it's got to be your employer who says it if your employer says it doesn't matter then it doesn't matter that he's you know a gigantic employer with also influence on other employers so that's real when musk says that gets real and he means it you know he's not joking yeah and Harvard has their big endowment Etc all right um there's a report I don't know if it's true Benny Johnson had a uh breaking news on this that he says the photos have leaked of Michelle Obama currently vacationing on a massive private yacht on a private island in Greece at the same time the Obamas were tweeting about the unfairness of the uh Supreme Court decision to disallow affirmative action so she was on a yacht when she was complaining about how bad things are for black people in America she was on a yacht literally on an actual literal little actual yacht like a real yacht not conceptually you know not the theoretically she was actually on the yacht a real yacht now this gave me the idea to suggest a new feature for Twitter that I'd like to see I don't know if you do it technologically but what I'd like to see is some kind of feature on Twitter that says that the Tweeter was on a yacht when they sent the tweet because I'd like to know when the Tweeter is drunk you know I'd love to see a breathalyzer before you can tweet but I'd also like to know if the person is on a yacht and I saw somebody suggest that there could be an icon for a little hypocrite on a yacht I have a laughing all morning what would that look like what would the icon of a hypocrite even look like would it be Michelle Obama it would just be a little icon of a yacht and Michelle Obama and that would be hypocrite on a yacht I don't know why that's so funny yeah Scott had a lot at least it rides better but hypocrite would be a hilarious icon hypocrite all right uh you can use that in so many ways um Fox News has a couple of uh Summer Stories where they misinterpret somebody and make a big story who are they misinterpreting today uh something about the New York Times uh New York Times other story they listed the various ways you could get out of student debt and one of the ways was dying so I think Fox News is trying to act like New York Times thinks that dying is a way to get out of your debt or something like that somehow they turned that into a story of outrage it's definitely your Summer Stories uh uh and then there was some State politician who said the suburbs so now so now Fox News is going to be outraged about the suburbs now of course when you hear it and when you hear it in context is more about they need to do something in the cities she's not saying she doesn't care about the suburbs but you know that's the way it'll be taken so so Fox News in the Summers there's just no there's not enough hard news so there's this whole industry of misinterpreting people's comments yeah I might be a little bit sensitive to that I wonder why all right I hear a lot of stuff about uh uh RFK Ju.

Ju's voice and people are saying well that's going to hold it back now I think what will hold it back is his policy preferences but let's talk about his voice um in my opinion politicians have two kinds of voices commanding and pleading and I believe that you can tell them when you hear them and I'll give you some examples Trump is a commanding voice he's never pleading he's commanding would you agree Adam Schiff what is Adam Schiff is he a commanding Voice or a pleading voice pleading right um how about uh swalwell is wall well a commanding Voice or a pleading voice he's a pleading voice how about Nancy Pelosi now Nancy Pelosi has you know with age she has her own shaky voice problems does she have a commanding Voice or a pleading voice she has a commandity voice Nancy Pelosi has a commanding voice even though her voices you know weak with age the the words that she chooses and the the command which he puts into it is very evident she has a commanding voice now I'll give you a few more see if you can get them right Chris Christie tell me is Chris Christie a commanding Voice or a pleading voice commanding or pleading Chris Christie the answer is pleading a lot of you are trying to substitute whining but I'm going to use pleading for all of that category of you know whining and complaining all right here's another one um let's see uh Vivek ramaswamy commanding or pleading commanding or planning it's a fake chroma Swami commanding absolutely commanding right uh somebody said Josh Hawley Josh Hawley has he has a commanding voice but don't be confused with the tone of his voice what Josh Hawley has is a tonality that suggests command that's actually not what I'm talking about because when I say Nancy Pelosi has a commanding voice it's not about her deep resonance is that the things she says and the sort of attitude she puts into it is commanding right and so physique is commanding how about uh De.

Santis Ron De.

Santis commanding or pleading commanding or pleading Ron De.

Santis pleading yeah he has a pleading Style now I'm not saying he's not a good executive or a good leader he seems to be very good very good uh all right how about Mike Pence Mike Pence commanding or pleading Mike Pence pleading yeah he's a pleader all right so now that I uh okay Kamala Harris commanding her pleading that was easy that's bleeding all right now now that you have the now that you can see the pleaders versus the Commanders RFK Jr commanding or pleading commanding or pleading RFK Jr go foreign yeah his voice is commanding so here's what everybody's getting wrong number one nobody ever talks over RFK Jr you haven't noticed that have you when do you notice it he's the only person in politics who will never get talked over people stop they lean in and they listen to every word and they wait until he's done they wait until he's done and then they ask another polite question that is as commanding as a voice can be I would argue that he might have with Trump you know Trump's a singular character but RFK Jr has as commanding a voice As Trump it's not the same you know good sound it's not a Josh Hawley you know booming baritone but it's commanding as hell is completely commanded so if you've missed that you've missed the story of his voice the story of his voice is not that it sounds like Catherine Hepburn because so does Nancy Pelosi and she's commanding as hell right you wish you could be as commanding as she is so it's not it's definitely not gender you know I'm trying to make sure you can see it's not gender and it's not quality of voice it's not voice quality it is absolutely word choice and attitude and he's got all of that all right now um RFK Jr's policies don't appeal to me at the moment you know as he's expressed them especially as support for affirmative action in colleges but uh he's got the he's got the tools he's got the tools all right let's talk about how many how many of you are having a moment right now where you're thinking holy did you just reframe RFK Junior's voice into a positive and you just watched me do it and I did it successfully is that messing with you at all you're not buying it all right you're not buying it okay um so I just decided to pay attention to France which I usually don't pay attention to but the the riots are getting pretty bad I thought I'd give you some statistics so it's being caused by the death of a 17 year old named nahel nahil I guess uh he was he was shot dead during a traffic stop and they and the video of the traffic stop doesn't look like it was a good shooting so that's the claim it doesn't look like you deserve to be shot nobody deserves to be shot but you know what I mean um and but worse than that apparently there have been what 13 uh police shootings of people who are mostly black or Muslim so it's about the police it's basically a George Floyd situation playing out in France so George Floyd plus Muslims so you got your Muslims and and your blacks who both have something to complain about now apparently there's a yeah the statistics show that if you're Muslim or black and you were stopped by police your odds are being shot are very high now there's an obvious question here I think you know the obvious question which is um does France have Asians can anybody answer that are there Asian French or is that almost non-existent I I would imagine they do somebody says Vietnamese a lot of Vietnamese yeah so they've got a lot of Asians um I was looking for the statistic on the number of uh Asians who have been slain by police and police stops in France if anybody can find that number we should report it because I assume I assume the police are shooting every all the minorities and we should make sure we have some data on the Asians in France because you know they're being shot at a pretty high list right no you assume they're all being shot at the same rate as the black and Muslims I mean why wouldn't they be a bunch of racists all right it's 20 23.

can we be honest with each other do you think it makes sense that we talk about culture we're always talking culture oh this culture is different from this culture you have to understand our lived experience our culture our culture but isn't culture doesn't that mean you act differently in the same situation wouldn't that be exactly what that is a difference in culture is that if I go to celebrate versus you've got to celebrate we might celebrate differently if you get dressed and I get dressed maybe differently because your culture is different from mine the whole point of a culture is you act differently isn't it it's not real a culture if everybody acted the same but as soon as you stopped by the police that goes all out the door and nobody has a culture anymore it's 20 23 people don't act the same when they're stopped by the police there isn't there isn't a person in the whole planet eight billion people eight billion people if you gave them a test and said on average you know we know individuals could be all over the board but on average do you believe that an Asian American or an Asian French French person whatever do you think that when they're stopped by the police they act exactly the same as the black and Muslim people stopped by the police nobody believes that there's not a single person in the world who believes that there's not an Asian person who believes that there's not a Muslim person who believes that there's not a liberal person who believes that there's not a conservative person who believes that there's not a black person who believes it there's not a white person there's not anybody there's not a single person eight billion of us is the one thing we agree on cultures are different and it definitely definitely plays out in a traffic stop there's no way that the Asians are acting the same as the blacks and the Muslims and everybody else I mean you can throw the Irish in there if you want right just throw the Irish in there I have no idea if the Irish get in more fights than anybody else but if they have any identifiable cultural differences which I don't know is the case but if they did you'd expect it to carry out and you know lots of forms of life why in the world can't we say that why in the world can't you say the problem with all of this is that there's a clear cultural difference in how people react when they're stopped by police there's no doubt about it literally nobody believes there's a that they act the same nobody why would they get the same outcome it doesn't make any sense at all so France of course is going through their craziness and we all get we all get to wrap our own politics around it to make our own points like I just did all right so here are some of the numbers over there um over 1300 people have been detained yeah but the 234 incidents of damage or fire in buildings modern what damage could be minor damage I suppose but listen to this 79 police and gender arms were injured 79 police and gender arms I don't know what's the difference between a police and a gen dorm does anybody know what's the difference between a French police officer and an agendarm or is it John John Darb's John darmes sorry Jean darb what is foreign it's a military police thank you I knew somebody would know it that's a lot of injuries that's a crazy amount of injuries 58 attacks on police and gender and jean-dong stations 58 attacks can you hold that in your mind imagine if in the United States 58 police stations got attacked and Jean darbs oh that that's a pretty big deal that's a shocking number um see what else blacks and Arabs in France according to a French human rights and watched org organization I'm looking at a Mario novel tweet he says that the blacks and Arabs in France are 20 times more likely to be stopped by police and what is the likelihood that they broke the law more than other people I'm not saying they did I'm just saying if that's not in the story it's kind of conspicuously missing there there's a uh I've told you this before there's there's a highway that goes through Oakland sometimes I find myself on a multi-lane highway the left lane of course is for the fast people who are in a hurry but the the left lane is almost entirely young black men going over 100 miles an hour and of course there's no police presence there whatsoever but the the other X Lanes three lanes or whatever it is you know they're also speeding right you know because speed limit 65 or everybody's doing 80.

but the left lane you know is like over a hundred just all the time and it's almost entirely young black men in cars usually multiple young black men in cars and you tell that the police have just decided to let that go it's like they have their own like an express lane for young black men if you were a police officer and you were just and your job was to do stops you're just going to stop people and give them tickets who would you rather stop a 25 year old woman in a uh let's say in a Volkswagen because you might get a day then of that you might get a date you never know by getting a date or would you rather stop one of the cars that's going 100 miles an hour uh with some gang bangers in it who are looking for trouble if you're a cop you're gonna stop the the pretty girl because your numbers look exactly the same how many tickets did you give well yeah that's a good number back to work so no to imagine that everybody's acting the same on the highway but then when they leave the highway and they get out of their cars they go back to their different cultures and then everything's different like as soon as they get within their culture they're all acting differently than the other cultures which is what a culture is no problem with that but then as soon as they get in a car they all act the same right everybody acts the same once they get in the car that's what we're asking ourselves to believe is stupid so maybe 2023 is when you can say things that are true and you don't have to say things that are stupid to sound like you're the good person Maybe all right um Kennedy said some more RFK about Junior about his drug Healing Centers I like the fact so he's talking about you know having some places that are away from the city where people can uh he says eat organic food heal spiritually physically and emotionally and find themselves again so he calls it healing camps so it'd be like you know not not a five-star Resort but more of a camp in a nice place I like everything about that I like everything about that he didn't say but I think he's in favor of it that some of these treatment centers Maybe should consider using mushrooms maybe ketamine or something not a no doctor but uh we need to start using the tools that we know work and we know that the Psychedelic treatments do work a hundred percent of the evidence shows that they do it's like all really clear um kratom yeah I don't know I don't know about kratom I have not I have not used it myself so I can't speak to it um I love everything about that now you may remember that Trump had a idea for the homeless so RFK Jr is talking about the addicted Trump was talking about the homeless but as you know the overlap is probably 80 percent or more so actually RFK Jr and Trump are very much very close on this diet idea I would bet the RFK Junior would be more likely to say yes to treatments that use hallucinogens and Trump would be less likely to be in favor of that because he's he's consistently anti-drug and the thing is he came by honestly so I don't I don't hold it against him like I would other people you know he he's a lifelong non-drinker he had a brother who died from alcohol I got it I got it right he's got a personal opinion that doesn't kind of match the public in that area but we understand completely understand uh so I don't think he's the best president for treating addiction I think RFK Jr would be the best president for dealing with addiction but I think uh Vivek might be the best president for eradicating the cartels so you've got a problem on the treatment side RFK Jr has the best plan I've heard you got a problem on the supply side um Vivek and Trump both want to go hard at the cartels but I'll take the younger I'll take the younger president if I have a choice given given the actual ages of the candidates all right so that's enough on that that's a potentially good news because when you see that Trump and RFK Jr are not too far apart on the whole idea of building a separate area for the people who don't mix well with the rest of us uh I feel like that's something that everybody could get behind get is there anybody here who thinks those are bad ideas to have a separate place for the people who need special treatment what do you think I like every part of it we don't have a choice what all right Deborah says in all caps I think it is not a good idea well since you used all caps you're going to have to disappear goodbye all right well I think they're good ideas and at the very least what do I always say about good ideas uh you never know if they're a good idea there could be some hidden problem but could you test it how hard would it be to test uh a camp where you treat people it seems like the most testable thing you could ever do so absolutely all right um so the news is starting to ask this question see if you've heard anybody mentioned this before does this sound familiar because the news is starting to say this now hey we have noticed we haven't seen a photograph of progosian lately huh I wonder if things aren't going as well for him as maybe we first thought so CNN and other outlets are starting to say his plane went to Belarus his plane went there and uh and I guess I guess his media Empire got shut down and some other General who may or may not have been working with him is missing at the same time now there's a photograph there was on the internet that purported to show uh pagosian getting into helicopter but he was holding the door with one hand and his hand was intact but the real progression is missing part of a finger on one hand and this is how clever the internet is I was actually pretty impressed with this so you see progressions getting into the helicopter and it's obviously he must be a Bobby double because he's got a he's got like a coven mask on I don't know why and uh his bodyguard is real but obviously the guy getting into the helicopter has an intact hand and progression doesn't so the the internet was like oh let's uh you know it's not the real guy who's got a body double now it does seem to me like he should have a body double if any if anyone were going to have a body to double I'd say him he and Putin would be high on the list but then somebody said wait a minute um somebody may have just reversed the image so it looks like it says left hand but it would be his right hand and the evidence they gave the evidence they gave is that he was opening the uh let's say the driver the pilot side door and there's no evidence he's a helicopter pilot so if he if he were opening the pilot side and he's not a pilot they may have reversed the image so his right hand it was his left hand now further to that theory that that was a fake reverse picture CNN says the last time he was seen was in rostov now the helicopter thing was allegedly after he left rostov so if so CNN's just saying the last time you were seen was rostov that means they're discounting the helicopter so the helicopter I think we can write that off as a fake but at first I thought it was something but it looked like a fake don't know exactly but is there anybody um is there anybody who thinks Putin was going to let him run around free so I think CNN is also reporting that Ukraine is saying Ukraine is saying so you can't trust them but Ukraine is saying that the FSB you know the Russian whatever force that is the head is already put out and they're already trying to take him out but you know why I think that's because it came from Ukraine and everything Ukraine says is a lie same with Russia during a war everything they say is a lie um but why would you kill him if you're Putin the last thing in the world you want to do is kill him because he's the one who knows all of the information you need there's only one person who knows everything you need to know it's him everybody else knows part of what they know they might know what they did but they don't know the scope of the the coup plot only one person and there's no way that Putin is going to let that one person who knows everything that Putin needs to know which is where my Traders there's no way that they let him go he's being tortured Beyond any recognition he's definitely going to talk one way or another he's definitely going to talk and you're never going to see him again because he's not going to survive this process so that's that's my prediction he that he's under Putin's control and you'll never see him again so watching the watching the news slowly wake up to the obvious the obvious being there's no way in hell they let him just go to live his life in Belarus are we serious that's going to look so stupid in retrospect won't it like in the moment people were willing to accept it because that's what people were reporting but don't you think we're only you know maybe a month away from laughing about how stupid that was right he's just going to let him get on the plane and leave the country of course that's exactly what you do when somebody plans to kill you and take over your country and slay your family probably yeah that's what you do you allow them fly to Belarus have a nice life it's just going to seem so silly in retrospect and the entire news business reported it like it happened were were you shocked by that I think both the left and the right media all reported he went to Belarus like that was actually possible I mean I guess it's physically possible but it's not possible in the real world that we know and understand that was never possible why do they believe that now can I say this as clearly as you need it to be said if progression shows up alive tomorrow in Belarus well aren't I the we could all agree on that right if he shows up alive and he was confirmed he's really alive okay we all agree I'm a total everybody will everybody take that yeah I I will not even block you if that happens I won't even block you you should just get out of here you you the news was right you were wrong blah blah blah well he's definitely alive well I won't say definitely he's most likely alive because Putin needs him alive at the moment all right so if I'm wrong on this you'll let me know you have my blessing to do that that is the conclusion of the greatest live stream in the history of Fourth of July live streams all right everybody tell me the uh the predicted high temperature where you are today just give me the high temperature wherever you are today 102 70s 100 90s 100 105 108 wow that's the winner 108 is the winner 108 is that Arizona who's got the 108 Arizona 192.

well um where I live we're coming out of the best month of weather I've ever seen in my life never ever had a month like the last month in California every day it was room temperature with not much wind it was it was unsettling it felt like I had died and weather didn't work anymore like every it was just the same inside and outside there was no difference it was the weirdest month yeah last year was fires this year not so much so apparently California is doing the better job of managing the forest fires I'm going to say that with a question at the end the forest fires because there's no smoke and last year I think it was a little better as well so maybe maybe they've got a little uh handle on things maybe maybe it's just luck I don't know uh everything burned already well there's that yeah okay well it's a cool 87 in Florida how about that um Sarah that's too many capitals Sarah I'm going to hide you on this channel there's one thing you can be sure of if somebody sends a long message in all caps what's the one thing you can be sure of they're going to send exactly the same message multiple times the the one thing you can know for sure is if you see lots of caps oh that one's coming back there it is again and there it is again and there it is again because if you're going to write in all caps you're not going to give up you're not a quitter I like it you're not a quitter Sarah no clear all right um does anybody have a question I'm uh just vamping until we're the top of the hour there's a reason for that I'll tell you later all right um RFK can reframe affirmative production by saying well now that would work for Republicans so the idea was RFK could say the courts have decided on affirmative action so let's not look backwards let's fix K-12 actually that's pretty good that's pretty good because that would be that's the same that's the same advice I give Trump and the other Republicans on abortion if you're running for president the best answer on abortion is it's no longer a president's question it's been sent to the states we've driven the decision down closer to the individual you do have a fight in the States but I'm the president and we've now allocated the decision making to where it belongs and I'd like the states to do a you know a good job on that so I think you could you know you could weasel your way out of the abortion thing but maybe you could do the same by saying that K-12 is from the trouble is RFK Jr is Pro Union right I don't know if that's true but is he Pro speaker Pro um teachers union if he's pro-teachers Union there's no place to go with that you know a republican could say all right now that we've now that now that the Supreme Court has ruled let's fix K-12 that's a strong it's stronger from a republican who wants to get rid of a union that would be a stronger message because then you have an actual plan if you say let's fix schools Cheryl you using like a dumb piece of so where you're gonna go away because I know that comment's coming back those old comments all right Cheryl Jackson go away uh will Joe leave for health reasons that's my guess yeah if Biden drops out it will be because there's a quote new health reason and he'll act like you know I was perfectly good until I got this bunion but this bunion is going to take me out I cannot be a president with a bunion like this and it's going to be some health problem that you say no I think the bigger problem was your brain stopped working a while ago uh that looks like the bigger problem yeah bone spurs he's got a bone spur I can't be president with his bone spur my sleep do you think the sleep apnea is the cats on the roof it might be it could be that the sleep apnea is that as they're they're trying to ease you into but now that story started because he still had the indentation on his chin so I don't think that guy started intentionally it just might be coincidentally advantageous how did I choose what hairstyle for Dilbert's boss uh it evolved over time it started out with like Larry Fink's hairstyle you know Larry Fink CEO of Black.

Rock so he's got the pointy here boss hair but without the pointy part yeah he's got you know the two sides so that's how the the boss in Dilbert was originally but one day I gave it a little height I think accidentally you know I was just penciling and it got a little higher on one side and I said oh I'll make the other side a little higher and then when it started to remind me of horns I wasn't full horn I was like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna just make them full horns yeah um how long before you had to copyright Dilbert let me tell you about copyrights can somebody answer the question how long did it take me to copyright the first Dilbert that I drew what's the answer somebody says one minute oh damn it you know the answer the answer is zero seconds it took me zero seconds to copyright it do you know why because copyright is immediate it's a it's on it's on creation so what what should be creative I'm going to create another copyrighted uh image here we go there we go copyrighted copyrighted right there okay technically you couldn't copyright that because it's a stick figure but if I drawn something that wasn't a universal piece of art it would be copyrighted the moment I drew it your people confuse registering the copyright with having the copyright registering the copyright is what you do as a legal precaution in case somebody claims they made it first and you can't prove it because if you let's say you've got a piece of paper you drew on and somebody else has a piece of paper they drew on five years later well how do you know I suppose there's some science but you know generally it's hard to know who did something first but if one of those draws it and then submits it to the copyright um the government's copyright office then they have the superior claim which doesn't mean that they'll win because the other person might have let's say a videotape that showed them in real time making the original drawing in which case they could go to court and they could take that copyright away from the lying person who said they did it first but copyrighted it first so now the other thing that people are getting uh terribly terribly wrong is the story about Ivanka Trump getting some trademarks in China you know that story and the people on the left who are artists they don't know the difference between a trademark and a patent so they're like oh China has given them these trademarks oh you know favorable favorable attention they got these trademarks I I have trademarks in China do you know how hard it is to get a trademark in China you just ask for it there's just an office that gives them to you and they don't tell you you can't have them you just pay your little fee and you get it the only thing that you have to make sure you've done and maybe the cut the Trademark Office does this for you is to make sure somebody didn't already use it if it's not already used it's yours so Ivanka submitted some trademark requests for something that nobody else was using and some bureaucrat in a Chinese bureaucracy somewhere you know some nameless bureaucrat looked at it and said yep that was it that's the whole story there's nothing left out and but on social media you'll see all the drunk controls wow Ivanka got copyrights from China so it must be Chinese collusion learn what a trademark is and then go back at it I mean yeah Marcela can tell you trademark is just paperwork everybody can do it do you want to trademark in China you could have one in a week you just hire a lawyer who does that and they submit some paperwork well it might take more than a week to approve it but it will get approved that China doesn't want to not approve it they have no incentive to not approve it they want people to do business and they don't want their trademarks to overlap that's the whole story all right uh I think we're we've done what we need to do all right I'm going to say bye to You.

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all right let's talk about all the fun

things in the news here's a little

observation I made

sure I remember when I was younger

that when people talked about things

they would often talk about things they

liked

right

they'd say I went on vacation I liked it

there's a new TV show I love it

there's a thing that happened I went to

the circus it was great

do you remember those days

and now what we talk about is things we

don't do

oh let me tell you

I don't watch television no no uh you do

oh you watch television

oh that's funny no reason no reason no

reason no no but you watched Television

right

[Laughter]

I gave up television long time ago I'm

as Superior to you in so many ways the

television is just one it's just one of

the many ways I'm superior to you

because you don't watch television

then we also do don't drink Bud Light I

don't shop at Target I don't watch CNN I

don't watch foxes we're defining

ourselves by what we don't do

am I wrong with this new

it's kind of different you used to

define Yourself by what you did

for example I used to say I was a tennis

player

now I say I don't watch MSNBC

I've just defied myself by what I'm

unwilling to do

all right

that's not a good sign probably

uh now you knew here's a story

that you knew was coming

talk about the most predictable thing

you could possibly predict

gyms and fitness centers are now

embracing fatness

so instead of getting you to look you

know trim and muscular and

Etc that's out the door now we're going

to make you fat and happy so you could

be as fat as you want but you want to

but you need to be healthy

so they're going to work on your your

mental health and your strength

and your weight will be de-emphasized so

it's not about the shedding pounds

anymore so the fatness will replace the

fitness

and you also are coming

is there anybody here who's on a dating

site

is there anybody in the audience who's

using a dating app of any kind

which is what I ask you

dating app of any kind okay my audience

is too old there's not a single person

saying yes or one

all right

I wanna I would just want to leave you

with this question

do the photos of the people on the

dating app

look about the same as they did before

the pandemic

have you noticed anything different

in the old days you'd see a lot of

pictures of people from you know you'd

see their whole body

and now the most common thing when

people show their photo in any sense

whether it's a profile picture or

anything else the the photos like this

much

yeah

people are only showing this much of

their body now hey hey

don't ask about what's below this ad or

above this ad it's just this part I've

tried to sell you on this part

if I could get you sold on this part

maybe you want to ask as many questions

about what's above the hand and below

the hand so that's new

um

I heard that uh

Rome said that the Coliseum would be

available if Zuckerberg and musk want to

fight in there and the Coliseum

to which I said okay there's no way you

can make this story better right when I

first heard that Zuckerberg and musk

might actually fight

uh I I said to myself well it can't get

better

and this is the ultimate entertaining

story there's no way you can make this

better and then I imagine them doing it

in the Coliseum

okay that's better that is better I

didn't think you could do it you know

honestly I didn't think it was possible

but that's better

and then I thought

if you're gonna do it in the Coliseum

that's really only a little driving

distance from the Vatican

guess who would be the best referee

no not Joe Rogan

the Pope

can we get the pope to referee the fight

between Zuckerberg and musk and no I'm

not kidding I'm not kidding

we got all the way to look

we started with no story

and we go all the way to Zuckerberg and

musk fighting in the Coliseum you didn't

see that coming

which one of you predicted that not a

few right can you admit you're not going

to predicting the future all right well

I say the pope will be the referee for a

fight that may or may not be naked

between musk and Zuckerberg in the

Coliseum

that's what I want and I'm not going to

will I'm not willing to settle for

anything less than that

I don't want anything less than that

that's my minimum bid

all right

um I gotta show you this did you happen

to see the Trump

uh Chris Christie tweet

well it was a truth not a tweet I gotta

show you the picture because without the

picture it doesn't it doesn't work as

well

could be one moment so there was a

photograph of Chris Christie sleeping

on a flight and

he wasn't looking too elegant yeah

here's a little picture so Chris he's

just sort of you know slovenly

spread out across the seat and a half on

the flight but the funny part is that

Trump does a truth

he's so funny

he goes Trump trump just titles it he

says resting after a good 25 minutes of

work

I

know here's why Trump is so funny he's

completely Trump is completely

underrated as a humorist he's one of the

funniest people in the world but because

he has this other job you know you don't

think about it but here's why this is

funny

it's resting after a good 25 minutes of

work the thing that sells this is the

word good

if he said resting after 25 minutes of

work

that's not really funny is it resting

after 25 minutes of work

it would just sort of lay there wouldn't

it but he puts the word good in there

resting after a good 25 minutes of work

it was the addition of the word good

that turned it from a sentence into a

joke how many people would have known

that

how many people would have known that if

you put that word good in there it turns

out funny

he does have a skill it's a very special

skill he's completely underrated for his

writing ability as a writer I would say

as a writer

of tweets and and Jews he's just one of

the best

so I uh then Chris Christie thought he

would dunk on Trump

so after Trump you know does this

perfect Trump tweet I mean it's

perfectly in character it's also a

visual

remember I I always teach you that Trump

is the master of visual persuasion when

he talks about the wall you can picture

it in your mind

right it's a visual thing even if

there's no picture well here this is a

total visual persuasion he doesn't need

to tell you that Chris Christie has

policies you won't like

he can just show a picture of him

looking like a slob on a plane

you get the same benefit without all the

thinking so Trump's excellent at that

but

so Trump basically you know gives him a

total kill shot

but Chris Christie's he's not down and

out yet he tweets he tweets Trump's

truth so he's doing that thing where

instead of minimizing it you're you're

embracing it

right so he's embracing it sort of like

uh dark Brandon you know Biden trying to

embrace dark brown

uh so he tries to embrace it and he says

Chris Christie says of trump living rent

free in Donald's head

make me a permanent resident you know

donate money blah blah living rent free

and Donald's head

so I had to tweet about his tweet so I

tweeted Chris Christie's tweet and I

said Pro tip never hire an NPC to do

your tweeting you can test for NPCs by

asking them if anyone is above the law

now

sort of a ongoing joke here so if that

doesn't sound funny to you it's because

you don't know the background to it but

uh

can I give you this advice

if you ever are tempted to say to

somebody in 2023

that you're living rent free in their

head

you have either fallen into some kind of

a time dilation situation where you've

traveled back in time to where that made

sense to say and it sounds kind of new

and edgy

to you know well let me just say that in

2023

this is really worn out and only an NPC

should say

you're living rent-free in somebody's

head

for for a while it was a good thing to

say it was pretty kind of clever

it's not clever anymore

it's not clever and if somebody sings

You As Good As Trump saying to him

ukulele something better than living

rent free in Donald's head

all right

so that round goes to Trump

um I'd like to remind you again this is

something I have to remind myself of all

the time

a lot of the people on Twitter

that you imagine are trolls you know

that they have some bad opinion and

they're just coming in and saying bad

things

you should know that a lot of them are

just drunk

like actually they're just drunk

and as soon as you tell you that self

that they might be drunk

The Experience changes completely

have you had the experience where a

drunk comes up to you and acts drunk and

you don't like it

but you don't you're you're processing

it as you're dealing with a drunk you

don't process it as you're dealing with

that person and their actual personality

in a real situation you say oh that's a

drunk yeah I get it they're not hurting

me they're just drunk they're just

annoying

so troll trolls can really get under

your skin

you know they can say something that you

know makes you look stupid so you're

like ah I'm not gonna look stupid and I

found that by far the best reply

I just control people just come on to

insult you is I like to say morning

drinking

or

drunk already

and what's interesting is the number of

people who don't push back on that

accusation

you'd expect people to say stuff like I

haven't had a drink since the 90s you

know what do you mean but they don't

they're usually drunk I think they're

actually drunk and you know if they're

not drunk they're inebriated on

something so there's a ton of stuff that

you shouldn't think about at all

just reply to them and ask them if

they're drinking and don't say anything

else don't follow up because they're

going to say something like you think

I'm drinking look at your tweet I think

you're the one you know they're going to

say something it doesn't matter what

they say just just drop just drop your

comment that it appears they've been

drinking and don't do anything else do

not engage

you'll be much happier

well there's something called the misery

index have you heard of that it's the

combination of unemployment and

inflation

so if you've got lots of unemployment

at the same time you got lots of

inflation

that's the that would be high of the

misery index well it turns out that the

misery index is down to where it was

when Biden took office it did of course

as you know is zoomed we had high

unemployment and high inflation and both

of them come down quite a bit

so the ministry of next is down now the

misery index does not measure everything

yeah

that's interesting what does it mean

when Twitter says there's a rate limit

that's reached does anybody know what

that means

I just saw a tweet as a rate limit

yeah I don't know what that means

anyway we'll get to that story that the

rate limit on it I just saw the that go

by on the locals platform

uh Wall Street Journal has a editorial

in which they're quite pointedly blaming

Randy Weingarten for the fact that uh

well I'm exaggerating a little bit but

in effect

they're blaming Randy Weingarten the

head of the teachers unions the biggest

teachers union

for the fact that you you ever needed

effort affirmative action at least in

the modern times yeah the argument goes

like this and it's the argument I make

which is is if our k-6 schools were good

and they gave everybody including people

of color a good education

you wouldn't have much of a question

by the time colleges were looking at

applicants because they'd just be

looking at a whole bunch of qualified

applicants they just pick the good ones

just like you think they should

but if you completely fail the let's say

the black community in particular which

is the current case the black community

in America is totally underserved in

terms of education and what are you

going to do in college we can't ask the

colleges to fix the problem

the Ramsey wine Gardens

um Union cost now the reason the union

causes that is because they they prevent

competition and they prevent the easy

firing of Bad Teachers you put those two

things together and you ruin the entire

education process in America which is

what happened it's exactly the

predictable outcome you'd expect it's I

don't know how it could be more obvious

they're removing competition and not

firing Bad Teachers is going to get you

to exactly where we are now I mean who

could see that coming

so

anyway I just want to point out that the

Wall Street Journal editorial is on the

same page that I am

that systemic racism is really all about

the teachers unions

could you give me a fact check on

something

I read I don't know if this is true and

I'm not I'm not saying this is relevant

to the story I'm just curious so it's

just curious I read that uh

that Randy Weingarten is a lesbian

married to a

uh rabbi

she's a lesbian married to a rabbi

can you confirm that that's true

so she's a uh she's uh yes Paul I do

mean a Jew because that is what a rabbi

is that is correct

thanks thanks for your penetrating

insight

a good addition to the conversation

I like it with a little anti-Semitism

gets thrown onto every thing

could we go like a minute without

something anti-semitic happening in the

comments on YouTube like just one

minute

like you don't have to say it on every

story right we get it we get it

I I'm completely aware of your opinion

you just it's just boring now

all right you're not adding anything to

the story

except Badness all right

um here's what I think would be a

hilarious conclusion to the uh

uh the student loan forgiveness

situation

um as you know the Supreme Court

blocked the student loan forgiveness

that Biden wanted

and

we also assume that the reason

we also assume that the reason that

Biden even offered to do the loan

forgiveness is to get votes in the last

midterm

so it looked like a political play that

he couldn't really deliver so now he's

pretending that he can do some other

clever way that probably won't work

either

even Nancy Pelosi said it was illegal

she said it directly totally illegal

can't do it it's not the president's

responsibility

so

since we think that Biden did this as

purely a political move and never really

expected to get any debt relief

shouldn't Trump match his

with a matching amount of don't

you think

because the most hilarious thing that

Trump could do is to make a different

plan

that also is completely impractical and

promised those same people that they're

going to get money

you know whether they vote Republican or

Democrat well okay yeah it's a long shot

but if you're 25 years old and you've

got crushing debt from student loans

wouldn't you take a chance on Biden

I would

I think Biden's the worst president ever

and if I were 25 and I had they'll say

forty thousand dollars of student debt

and he said there's a 10 chance I might

be able to clear that debt do you know

how to calculate the value of that

that's a straight expected value

calculation

you say to yourself well it's a forty

thousand dollar loan

but there's only a 10 chance that Biden

will make it go away so you've

multiplied the 10 times the Forty

thousand

gets you four thousand dollars

four thousand dollars is the value of

buy it into you the conceptual value

so if you were a rational voter you'd

probably vote for Biden because

it's free money or it looks like there's

a chance of it but but Trump is offering

nothing

Trump is not saying I have another way

to handle this he's offering nothing

and same with the other candidates

imagine if you will

that totally tongue-in-cheek

although he plays it straight Trump says

he's going to tax the liberal colleges

to pay off all the student loans

now the first thing you should ask

yourself is would that work

no of course not no that wouldn't work

it wouldn't work even a little bit you

know what else it wouldn't work the

thing that Biden's doing Biden's plan

isn't going to work

but it works for votes doesn't it it

totally works for votes it's just not

going to work in the real world like

people get money and stuff so if Trump

came up with a total plan that

everyone knew was that's the

funny part like you know it's

it's just Trump being Trump and just

promising more than maybe he could

deliver although Trump doesn't actually

intentionally promise more than he can

deliver I think he does actually try to

build a wall

it just didn't happen whereas I think

Biden is he knows he's lying

like I can't read his mind

but it's hard to imagine that he thought

it would work when nobody else in the

world thought it would work so I don't

know maybe he was the one person who

believed it

Maybe

so

what

um

yeah right

so what do you think about the idea of

saying that the colleges that cause the

problem

should be responsible for paying it off

over time not all at once but maybe paid

off over time

now some people say but they would just

raise their prices

to which I say it's a free market

they can do whatever they want and that

other people could say I'll just use AI

instead Elon Musk tweeted today that the

value of college is you know diminishing

so if you've got the smartest richest

person in the world who's saying in

public the value of college is you know

pretty questionable

I think we may reach a big Turning Point

here

because it's not until people like Elon

Musk say college is not essential that

it becomes true it's not true until

people like him say it right it's got to

be your employer who says it

if your employer says it doesn't matter

then it doesn't matter that he's you

know a gigantic employer with also

influence on other employers so that's

real when musk says that gets real

and he means it you know he's not joking

yeah and Harvard has their big endowment

Etc

all right

um there's a report I don't know if it's

true Benny Johnson had a uh breaking

news on this that he says the photos

have leaked of Michelle Obama currently

vacationing on a massive private yacht

on a private island in Greece at the

same time the Obamas were tweeting about

the unfairness of the

uh Supreme Court decision to disallow

affirmative action

so she was on a yacht when she was

complaining about how bad things are for

black people in America

she was on a yacht

literally on an actual literal little

actual yacht like a real yacht not

conceptually you know not the

theoretically she was actually on the

yacht a real yacht

now this gave me the idea to suggest

a new feature for Twitter that I'd like

to see

I don't know if you do it

technologically but what I'd like to see

is

some kind of feature on Twitter that

says that the Tweeter was on a yacht

when they sent the tweet

because I'd like to know when the

Tweeter is drunk you know I'd love to

see a breathalyzer before you can tweet

but I'd also like to know if the person

is on a yacht

and I saw somebody suggest that there

could be an icon for a little hypocrite

on a yacht

I have a laughing all morning what would

that look like what would the icon of a

hypocrite even look like would it be

Michelle Obama it would just be a little

icon of a yacht and Michelle Obama

and that would be hypocrite on a yacht

I don't know why that's so funny

yeah Scott had a lot

at least it rides better but hypocrite

would be a hilarious icon

hypocrite

all right

uh you can use that in so many ways

um

Fox News has a couple of uh Summer

Stories where they misinterpret somebody

and make a big story

who are they misinterpreting today

uh something about the New York Times uh

New York Times other story they listed

the various ways you could get out of

student debt and one of the ways was

dying

so I think Fox News is trying to act

like

New York Times thinks that dying is a

way to get out of your debt or something

like that somehow they turned that into

a story of outrage it's definitely your

Summer Stories

uh

uh and then there was some State

politician who said the suburbs

so now so now Fox News is going to be

outraged about the suburbs now of

course when you hear it and when you

hear it in context

is more about they need to do something

in the cities she's not saying she

doesn't care about the suburbs but you

know that's the way it'll be taken so so

Fox News in the Summers

there's just no there's not enough hard

news

so there's this whole industry of

misinterpreting people's comments

yeah I might be a little bit sensitive

to that

I wonder why

all right I hear a lot of stuff about uh

uh RFK JuJu's voice and people are

saying well that's going to hold it back

now I think what will hold it back is

his policy preferences but let's talk

about his voice

um in my opinion politicians have two

kinds of voices

commanding and pleading

and I believe that you can tell them

when you hear them and I'll give you

some examples Trump is a commanding

voice

he's never pleading

he's commanding would you agree Adam

Schiff what is Adam Schiff is he a

commanding Voice or a pleading voice

pleading right

um how about uh swalwell is wall well a

commanding Voice or a pleading voice

he's a pleading voice how about Nancy

Pelosi now Nancy Pelosi has you know

with age she has her own shaky voice

problems does she have a commanding

Voice or a pleading voice

she has a commandity voice Nancy Pelosi

has a commanding voice

even though her voices you know weak

with age the the words that she chooses

and the the command which he puts into

it is very evident she has a commanding

voice

now I'll give you a few more see if you

can get them right

Chris Christie tell me is Chris Christie

a commanding Voice or a pleading voice

commanding or pleading

Chris Christie

the answer is pleading a lot of you are

trying to substitute whining but I'm

going to use pleading for all of that

category of you know whining and

complaining

all right here's another one

um

let's see uh Vivek ramaswamy commanding

or pleading

commanding or planning it's a fake

chroma Swami

commanding absolutely commanding right

uh somebody said Josh Hawley

Josh Hawley has he has a commanding

voice but don't be confused with the

tone of his voice

what Josh Hawley has is a tonality

that

suggests command that's actually not

what I'm talking about

because when I say Nancy Pelosi has a

commanding voice it's not about her deep

resonance

is that the things she says and the sort

of attitude she puts into it is

commanding

right and so physique is commanding

how about uh DeSantis Ron DeSantis

commanding or pleading commanding or

pleading Ron DeSantis pleading yeah he

has a pleading Style

now I'm not saying he's not a good

executive or a good leader he seems to

be very good very good uh all right how

about Mike Pence Mike Pence commanding

or pleading Mike Pence pleading yeah

he's a pleader all right so now that I

uh okay Kamala Harris commanding her

pleading

that was easy

that's bleeding all right

now now that you have the now that you

can see the pleaders versus the

Commanders

RFK Jr commanding or pleading commanding

or pleading RFK Jr go

foreign

yeah his voice is commanding so here's

what everybody's getting wrong

number one nobody ever talks over RFK Jr

you haven't noticed that have you when

do you notice it

he's the only person in politics who

will never get talked over

people stop they lean in and they listen

to every word and they wait until he's

done they wait until he's done

and then they ask another polite

question

that is as commanding as a voice can be

I would argue that he might have with

Trump you know Trump's a singular

character but RFK Jr has as commanding a

voice As Trump

it's not the same you know good sound

it's not a Josh Hawley you know booming

baritone

but it's commanding as hell

is completely commanded so if you've

missed that you've missed the story of

his voice the story of his voice is not

that it sounds like Catherine Hepburn

because so does Nancy Pelosi

and she's commanding as hell

right you wish you could be as

commanding as she is

so it's not it's definitely not gender

you know I'm trying to make sure you can

see it's not gender

and it's not quality of voice it's not

voice quality it is absolutely word

choice and attitude and he's got all of

that

all right now

um RFK Jr's policies don't appeal to me

at the moment you know as he's expressed

them especially as

support for affirmative action

in colleges

but

uh he's got the he's got the tools

he's got the tools

all right let's talk about

how many how many of you are having a

moment right now where you're thinking

holy did you just reframe RFK

Junior's voice into a positive

and you just watched me do it and I did

it successfully

is that messing with you at all

you're not buying it all right you're

not buying it okay

um so I just decided to pay attention to

France which I usually don't pay

attention to

but the the riots are getting pretty bad

I thought I'd give you some statistics

so it's being caused by the death of a

17 year old named nahel nahil I guess uh

he was he was shot dead during a traffic

stop and they and the video of the

traffic stop doesn't look like it was a

good shooting so that's the claim it

doesn't look like you deserve to be shot

nobody deserves to be shot but you know

what I mean

um and but worse than that apparently

there have been what 13 uh police

shootings of people who are mostly black

or Muslim

so it's about the police it's basically

a George Floyd situation playing out in

France so George Floyd plus Muslims so

you got your Muslims and and your blacks

who both have something to complain

about now apparently there's a

yeah the statistics show that if you're

Muslim or black and you were stopped by

police your odds are being shot are very

high

now

there's an obvious question here I think

you know the obvious question

which is

um

does France have Asians

can anybody answer that are there Asian

French

or is that almost non-existent

I I would imagine they do somebody says

Vietnamese a lot of Vietnamese yeah so

they've got a lot of Asians

um I was looking for the statistic on

the number of uh Asians who have been

slain by police and police stops in

France

if anybody can find that number we

should report it because I assume I

assume the police are shooting every all

the minorities

and we should make sure we have some

data on the Asians in France because you

know they're being shot at a pretty high

list right

no you assume they're all being shot at

the same rate as the black and Muslims

I mean why wouldn't they be

a bunch of racists

all right it's 20 23. can we be honest

with each other

do you think it makes sense that we talk

about culture

we're always talking culture oh this

culture is different from this culture

you have to understand our lived

experience our culture our culture

but isn't culture doesn't that mean you

act differently

in the same situation

wouldn't that be exactly what that is a

difference in culture

is that if I go to celebrate

versus you've got to celebrate we might

celebrate differently

if you get dressed and I get dressed

maybe differently because your culture

is different from mine the whole point

of a culture is you act differently

isn't it

it's not real a culture if everybody

acted the same

but as soon as you stopped by the police

that goes all out the door and nobody

has a culture anymore

it's 20 23 people

don't act the same when they're stopped

by the police

there isn't there isn't a person in the

whole planet eight billion people

eight billion people if you gave them a

test and said on average you know we

know individuals could be all over the

board but on average

do you believe that an Asian American or

an Asian French French person whatever

do you think that when they're stopped

by the police they act exactly the same

as the black and Muslim people stopped

by the police

nobody believes that

there's not a single person in the world

who believes that there's not an Asian

person who believes that there's not a

Muslim person who believes that there's

not a liberal person who believes that

there's not a conservative person who

believes that there's not a black person

who believes it there's not a white

person there's not anybody there's not a

single person eight billion of us is the

one thing we agree on

cultures

are different

and it definitely definitely plays out

in a traffic stop there's no way

that the Asians are acting the same as

the blacks and the Muslims and everybody

else I mean you can throw the Irish in

there if you want right

just throw the Irish in there I have no

idea if the Irish get in more fights

than anybody else but if they have any

identifiable cultural differences

which I don't know is the case but if

they did you'd expect it to carry out

and you know lots of forms of life

why in the world can't we say that

why in the world can't you say

the problem with all of this

is that there's a clear cultural

difference in how people react when

they're stopped by police

there's no doubt about it

literally nobody believes there's a that

they act the same nobody

why would they get the same outcome

it doesn't make any sense at all

so France of course is going through

their craziness and we all get we all

get to wrap our own politics around it

to make our own points like I just did

all right so here are some of the

numbers over there

um over 1300 people have been detained

yeah but the 234 incidents of damage or

fire in buildings modern what damage

could be minor damage I suppose

but listen to this 79 police and gender

arms were injured 79

police and gender arms I don't know

what's the difference between a police

and a gen dorm does anybody know what's

the difference between a French police

officer and an agendarm

or is it John John Darb's John darmes

sorry

Jean darb

what is

foreign

it's a military police thank you

I knew somebody would know it

that's a lot of injuries

that's a crazy amount of injuries 58

attacks on police and gender and

jean-dong stations 58 attacks

can you hold that in your mind

imagine if in the United States 58

police stations got attacked and Jean

darbs

oh that that's a pretty big deal that's

a shocking number

um

see what else

blacks and Arabs in France according to

a French human rights and watched org

organization I'm looking at a Mario

novel tweet he says

that the blacks and Arabs in France are

20 times more likely to be stopped by

police

and

what is the likelihood that they broke

the law more than other people

I'm not saying they did I'm just saying

if that's not in the story it's kind of

conspicuously missing

there there's a uh I've told you this

before there's there's a highway that

goes through Oakland

sometimes I find myself on a multi-lane

highway the left lane of course is for

the fast people who are in a hurry

but the the left lane is almost entirely

young black men going over 100 miles an

hour

and of course there's no police presence

there whatsoever

but the the other X Lanes three lanes or

whatever it is you know they're also

speeding right you know because speed

limit 65 or everybody's doing 80. but

the left lane you know is like over a

hundred

just all the time

and it's almost entirely young black men

in cars usually multiple young black men

in cars and you tell that the police

have just decided to let that go it's

like they have their own like an express

lane for young black men

if you were a police officer and you

were just and your job was to do stops

you're just going to stop people and

give them tickets

who would you rather stop

a 25 year old woman in a

uh let's say in a Volkswagen

because you might get a day then of that

you might get a date you never know by

getting a date

or would you rather stop one of the cars

that's going 100 miles an hour

uh with some gang bangers in it

who are looking for trouble

if you're a cop you're gonna stop the

the pretty girl because your numbers

look exactly the same how many tickets

did you give well yeah that's a good

number

back to work

so no to imagine that everybody's acting

the same on the highway

but then when they leave the highway and

they get out of their cars

they go back to their different cultures

and then everything's different

like as soon as they get within their

culture they're all acting differently

than the other cultures which is what a

culture is no problem with that

but then as soon as they get in a car

they all act the same right everybody

acts the same once they get in the car

that's what we're asking ourselves to

believe

is stupid

so maybe 2023 is when you can say things

that are true and you don't have to say

things that are stupid to sound like

you're the good person Maybe

all right

um Kennedy said some more RFK about

Junior about his drug Healing Centers I

like the fact so he's talking about you

know having some places that are away

from the city where people can uh

he says eat organic food heal

spiritually physically and emotionally

and find themselves again

so he calls it healing camps so it'd be

like you know not not a five-star Resort

but more of a camp in a nice place I

like everything about that

I like everything about that

he didn't say

but I think he's in favor of it that

some of these treatment centers Maybe

should consider using mushrooms

maybe ketamine or something not a no

doctor but uh

we need to start using the tools that we

know work and we know that the

Psychedelic treatments do work a hundred

percent of the evidence shows that they

do it's like all really clear

um

kratom yeah I don't know I don't know

about kratom

I have not I have not used it myself so

I can't speak to it

um I love everything about that now you

may remember that Trump had a idea for

the homeless

so RFK Jr is talking about the addicted

Trump was talking about the homeless but

as you know

the overlap is probably 80 percent or

more so actually RFK Jr and Trump are

very much

very close on this diet idea I would bet

the RFK Junior would be more likely to

say yes to treatments that use

hallucinogens

and Trump would be less likely to be in

favor of that because he's he's

consistently anti-drug and the thing is

he came by honestly so I don't I don't

hold it against him like I would other

people

you know he he's a lifelong non-drinker

he had a brother who died from alcohol I

got it I got it right he's got a

personal opinion that doesn't kind of

match the public in that area but we

understand completely understand

uh so I don't think he's the best

president for treating addiction I think

RFK Jr would be the best president for

dealing with addiction

but I think uh Vivek might be the best

president for eradicating the cartels

so you've got a problem on the treatment

side RFK Jr has the best plan I've heard

you got a problem on the supply side

um Vivek and Trump both want to go hard

at the cartels but I'll take the younger

I'll take the younger president if I

have a choice

given given the actual ages of the

candidates all right so that's enough on

that that's a potentially good news

because when you see that Trump and RFK

Jr are not too far apart on the whole

idea of building a separate area for the

people who don't mix well with the rest

of us

uh

I feel like that's something that

everybody could get behind

get is there anybody here who thinks

those are bad ideas

to have a separate place for the people

who need special treatment

what do you think I like every part of

it

we don't have a choice what

all right Deborah says in all caps I

think it is not a good idea

well since you used all caps you're

going to have to disappear goodbye

all right well I think they're good

ideas and at the very least what do I

always say about good ideas uh you never

know if they're a good idea there could

be some hidden problem but could you

test it

how hard would it be to test uh

a camp where you treat people

it seems like the most testable thing

you could ever do so absolutely

all right um

so the news is starting to ask this

question

see if you've heard anybody mentioned

this before

does this sound familiar because the

news is starting to say this now hey

we have noticed we haven't seen a

photograph of progosian lately

huh

I wonder if things aren't going as well

for him as maybe we first thought

so CNN and other outlets are starting to

say

his plane went to Belarus

his plane went there

and uh

and I guess I guess his media Empire got

shut down and some other General who may

or may not have been working with him is

missing at the same time

now there's a photograph there was on

the internet that purported to show uh

pagosian getting into helicopter but he

was holding the door with one hand and

his hand was intact but the real

progression is missing part of a finger

on one hand

and this is how clever the internet is I

was actually pretty impressed with this

so you see progressions getting into the

helicopter and it's obviously he must be

a Bobby double because he's got a he's

got like a coven mask on I don't know

why and uh his bodyguard is real

but obviously the guy getting into the

helicopter has an intact hand and

progression doesn't so the the internet

was like oh let's uh you know it's not

the real guy who's got a body double

now

it does seem to me like he should have a

body double if any if anyone were going

to have a body to double I'd say him he

and Putin would be high on the list but

then somebody said wait a minute

um somebody may have just reversed the

image

so it looks like it says left hand

but it would be his right hand and the

evidence they gave the evidence they

gave is that he was opening the uh let's

say the driver the pilot side door

and there's no evidence he's a

helicopter pilot

so if he if he were opening the pilot

side

and he's not a pilot

they may have reversed the image so his

right hand it was his left hand

now further to that theory that that was

a fake reverse picture

CNN says the last time he was seen was

in rostov

now the helicopter thing was allegedly

after he left rostov

so if so CNN's just saying the last time

you were seen was rostov that means

they're discounting the helicopter so

the helicopter I think we can write that

off as a fake

but at first I thought it was something

but it looked like a fake

don't know exactly but is there anybody

um

is there anybody who thinks Putin was

going to let him run around free

so I think CNN is also reporting that

Ukraine is saying Ukraine is saying so

you can't trust them but Ukraine is

saying that the FSB you know the Russian

whatever force that is the head is

already put out and they're already

trying to

take him out but you know why I think

that's

because it came from Ukraine and

everything Ukraine says is a lie same

with Russia during a war everything they

say is a lie

um

but why would you kill him

if you're Putin the last thing in the

world you want to do is kill him

because he's the one who knows all of

the information you need

there's only one person who knows

everything you need to know it's him

everybody else knows part of what they

know they might know what they did

but they don't know the scope of the the

coup plot only one person

and there's no way that Putin is going

to let that one person who knows

everything that Putin needs to know

which is where my Traders there's no way

that they let him go he's being tortured

Beyond any recognition

he's definitely going to talk

one way or another he's definitely going

to talk

and you're never going to see him again

because he's not going to survive this

process

so that's that's my

prediction he that he's under Putin's

control and you'll never see him again

so watching the watching the news slowly

wake up to the obvious the obvious being

there's no way in hell they let him just

go to live his life in Belarus are we

serious that's going to look so stupid

in retrospect won't it

like in the moment people were willing

to accept it because that's what people

were reporting but don't you think we're

only you know maybe a month away from

laughing about how stupid that was

right he's just going to let him get on

the plane and leave the country

of course that's exactly what you do

when somebody plans to kill you and take

over your country and slay your family

probably

yeah that's what you do you allow them

fly to Belarus have a nice life it's

just going to seem so silly in

retrospect and the entire news business

reported it like it happened

were were you shocked by that I think

both the left and the right media all

reported he went to Belarus like that

was actually possible

I mean I guess it's physically possible

but it's not possible in the real world

that we know and understand that was

never possible

why do they believe that

now

can I say this as clearly as you need it

to be said

if progression shows up alive tomorrow

in Belarus

well aren't I the

we could all agree on that right if he

shows up alive and he was confirmed he's

really alive okay we all agree I'm a

total everybody will everybody

take that

yeah I I will not even block you if that

happens I won't even block you you

should just get out of here you

you the news was right you were

wrong blah blah blah well he's

definitely alive

well I won't say definitely he's most

likely alive because Putin needs him

alive at the moment

all right so if I'm wrong on this you'll

let me know you have my blessing to do

that

that is the conclusion of the greatest

live stream in the history of

Fourth of July live streams

all right everybody tell me the uh the

predicted high temperature where you are

today just give me the high temperature

wherever you are today

102

70s 100 90s 100 105 108 wow that's the

winner 108 is the winner 108 is that

Arizona

who's got the 108 Arizona

192.

well

um where I live we're coming out of

the best month of weather I've ever seen

in my life

never ever had a month like the last

month in California every day it was

room temperature with not much wind it

was it was unsettling it felt like I had

died and weather didn't work anymore

like every it was just the same inside

and outside there was no difference

it was the weirdest month

yeah last year was fires this year not

so much so apparently California is

doing the better job of managing the

forest fires

I'm going to say that with a question at

the end the forest fires because there's

no smoke

and last year I think it was a little

better as well so maybe

maybe they've

got a little uh handle on things maybe

maybe it's just luck I don't know

uh everything burned already well

there's that yeah

okay

well it's a cool 87 in Florida how about

that

um

Sarah

that's too many capitals Sarah I'm going

to hide you on this channel

there's one thing you can be sure of if

somebody sends a long message in all

caps what's the one thing you can be

sure of

they're going to send exactly the same

message multiple times

the the one thing you can know for sure

is if you see lots of caps oh that one's

coming back there it is again and there

it is again and there it is again

because if you're going to write in all

caps you're not going to give up you're

not a quitter I like it you're not a

quitter Sarah

no clear

all right um does anybody have a

question I'm uh just vamping until we're

the top of the hour

there's a reason for that I'll tell you

later

all right um

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RFK can reframe affirmative production

by saying well now that would work for

Republicans so the idea was RFK could

say the courts have decided on

affirmative action

so let's not look backwards

let's fix K-12 actually that's pretty

good

that's pretty good

because that would be that's the same

that's the same advice I give Trump and

the other Republicans on abortion if

you're running for president

the best answer on abortion is it's no

longer a president's question

it's been sent to the states we've

driven the decision down closer to the

individual you do have a fight in the

States but I'm the president and we've

now allocated the decision making to

where it belongs

and I'd like the states to do a you know

a good job on that

so I think you could you know you could

weasel your way out of the abortion

thing

but maybe you could do the same by

saying that K-12 is from the trouble is

RFK Jr is Pro

Union right I don't know if that's true

but is he Pro speaker Pro

um

teachers union

if he's pro-teachers Union there's no

place to go with that

you know a republican could say all

right now that we've now that now that

the Supreme Court has ruled

let's fix K-12

that's a strong it's stronger from a

republican who wants to get rid of a

union

that would be a stronger message because

then you have an actual plan

if you say let's fix schools

Cheryl you using like a dumb piece of

so where you're gonna go away

because I know that comment's coming

back those old comments

all right

Cheryl Jackson go away

uh will Joe leave for health reasons

that's my guess yeah if Biden drops out

it will be because there's a quote new

health reason

and he'll act like you know I was

perfectly good until I got this bunion

but this bunion is going to take me out

I cannot be a president with a bunion

like this and it's going to be some

health problem that you say no

I think the bigger problem was your

brain stopped working a while ago uh

that looks like the bigger problem yeah

bone spurs he's got a bone spur I can't

be president with his bone spur my sleep

do you think the sleep apnea is the cats

on the roof

it might be it could be that the sleep

apnea is that as they're they're trying

to ease you into

but now that story started because he

still had the indentation on his chin

so I don't think that guy started

intentionally

it just might be coincidentally

advantageous

how did I choose what hairstyle for

Dilbert's boss

uh it evolved over time

it started out with like Larry Fink's

hairstyle you know Larry Fink CEO of

BlackRock so he's got the pointy here

boss hair but without the pointy part

yeah he's got you know the two sides

so that's how the the boss in Dilbert

was originally but one day I gave it a

little height I think accidentally you

know I was just penciling and it got a

little higher on one side and I said oh

I'll make the other side a little higher

and then when it started to remind me of

horns

I wasn't full horn I was like oh I'm

gonna I'm gonna just make them full

horns

yeah

um how long before you had to copyright

Dilbert

let me tell you about copyrights can

somebody answer the question how long

did it take me to copyright the first

Dilbert that I drew what's the answer

somebody says one minute oh damn it you

know the answer the answer is zero

seconds

it took me zero seconds to copyright it

do you know why

because copyright is immediate it's a

it's on it's on creation

so what what should be creative I'm

going to create another copyrighted uh

image

here we go

there we go

copyrighted

copyrighted right there okay technically

you couldn't copyright that because it's

a stick figure

but if I drawn something that wasn't a

universal piece of art it would be

copyrighted the moment I drew it

your people confuse registering the

copyright with having the copyright

registering the copyright is what you do

as a legal precaution

in case somebody claims they made it

first and you can't prove it

because if you let's say you've got a

piece of paper you drew on and somebody

else has a piece of paper they drew on

five years later

well how do you know I suppose there's

some science but you know generally it's

hard to know who did something first

but if one of those draws it and then

submits it to the copyright

um the government's copyright office

then they have the superior claim which

doesn't mean that they'll win

because the other person might have

let's say a videotape

that showed them in real time making the

original drawing

in which case they could go to court and

they could take that copyright away from

the lying person who said they did it

first but copyrighted it first

so

now the other thing that people are

getting uh terribly terribly wrong is

the story about Ivanka Trump

getting some trademarks in China you

know that story

and the people on the left who are

artists they don't know the difference

between a trademark and a patent

so they're like oh China has given them

these trademarks oh you know favorable

favorable attention they got these

trademarks I I have trademarks in China

do you know how hard it is to get a

trademark in China

you just ask for it

there's just an office that gives them

to you

and they don't tell you you can't have

them you just pay your little fee and

you get it the only thing that you have

to make sure you've done and maybe the

cut the Trademark Office does this for

you is to make sure somebody didn't

already use it

if it's not already used it's yours

so Ivanka

submitted some trademark requests for

something that nobody else was using and

some bureaucrat in a Chinese

bureaucracy somewhere

you know some nameless bureaucrat looked

at it and said yep

that was it

that's the whole story

there's nothing left out

and but on social media you'll see all

the drunk controls wow Ivanka got

copyrights from China so it must be

Chinese collusion

learn what a trademark is

and then go back at it I mean yeah

Marcela can tell you

trademark is just paperwork everybody

can do it do you want to trademark in

China

you could have one in a week you just

hire a lawyer who does that and they

submit some paperwork well it might take

more than a week to approve it but it

will get approved

that China doesn't want to not approve

it they have no incentive to not approve

it

they want people to do business and they

don't want their trademarks to overlap

that's the whole story

all right

uh

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